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I really like smoking weed in public with my girlfriend.

When I’m at the bar I smoke weed, and even my friends smoke weed, and they’re totally cool with it. And I don’t smoke on the weekends, and people still like me. It’s like watching reality TV. I’m a character, and they like me because I only smoke bongs wherever I go. That’s the whole point, man.

Are you smoking the right kush, man?

Like all of prerolls are basically stems, grinded and packed into cheap papers. Companies sell those to ”smart buyers” as ready to go prerolls are very cheap because it’s literally old wood or years old dried weed.

Good weed will always have harvest date, anything older than 3 months should not be smoked. If you don’t know the harvest date it’s probably bad weed.

Also the only right way to smoke weed is a blunt or a bong, everything else is wrong. If the smoke smell from the bong is off, then the people you smoke with smell bad, they aren’t stoned they are just paying attention to you and wondering what’s wrong with you.

I love quality weed in general because it gives me a surge of energy. So I’m in my room getting fucked by my drug dealer as I’m rolling a joint and I have this foreboding feeling of impending doom, but I always have my papers and weed ready to roll. This is what I do to stave off this feeling. I open my eyes and I feel my hand taking and puffing that sweet joint.

I tell myself it’s my own fault for smoking weed.