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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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[td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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[td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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[td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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    Minecraft Valentines builds for both males and females.

    No matter what gender you are there will be a build for you.

    These Minecraft Valentines builds are really sweet, a lot of effort was made on each build and I did my best to keep my valentine in mind when finding these builds. Here are some of my favorite Valentine builds and if you are looking for a sweet build for your guy or gal be sure to click on the names below:

    (Cherry Blossom Trees)

    (Cupid Heart)

    (Cupid)

    (Flower Shop)

    (Sunflower)


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    LOST ON TECH 1.16.5 server Minecraft

    Good lamp server, just play and have fun, make new friends.

    Here is a short list of mods on the server:

    Aquaculture 1.16.5 (Top Fishing for Minecraft)

    Better Caves 1.16.5 ( (Caves Update))

    Better Dungeons 1.16.5 (Sooo many dungeons)

    BiomesOPlenty 1.16.5 (New biomes, flowers, trees)

    Botania 1.16.5 (Magic flowers)

    MrCrayfish’s Furniture 1.16.5 (Furniture, toilet, bath, etc.)

    Chisel 1.16.5 (Decorative blocks)

    Create 1.16.5 (Incredible tech mod)

    Dungeon Crawl 1.16.5 (dungeons with loot and enemies)

    Elevatorid 1.16.5 (Elevators from OpenBlock)

    ExtraStorage 1.16.5 (New blocks in refined storage)

    Ice and Fire 1.16.5 (Fire and ice dragons)

    Immersive Engineering 1.16.5 (Electronics and Retro Futurism Feel)

    Immersive Petroleum 1.16.5 (Different types of fuel)

    Iron Chest 1.16.5 (capacious chests)

    Mekanism 1.16.5 (More than 100+ mechanisms)

    Mekanism Generators 1.16.5 (Energy generation for Mekanism)

    Mystical Agriculture 1.16.5(We grow everything, even mobs)

    Plant Tech 2 1.16.5 (Plants + Technologies)

    Powah 1.16.5 (Generators and solar panels)

    Refined Storage 1.16.5 (Storage system like AE2)

    RSInfinityBooster 1.16.5 (Infinite range map)

    TConstruct 1.16.5 (Creation of tools, weapons from individual parts)

    Thermal Cultivation 1.16.5 (Fertilizer watering cans)

    Thermal Expansion 1.16.5 (Resources, Automation, Technocracy)

    Thermal Innovation 1.16.5 (Thermal style tools and equipment)

    Thermal Locomotion 1.16.5 (New rails and carts)

    Wallpaper Craft 1.16.5 (2000+ decor blocks)

    Yungs Bridges 1.16.5 (Bridges in world generation)


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    8-Bit Pixel

    The Mysterious place called, “8-bit Pixel”

    8-bit Pixel was once a place of peace during the cycles of day and night. Its flowers blossomed, trees showed strength, wildlife ran free, and the citizens were content. People sang songs, children played in the groves, miners dug for their ore and builders kept on building.

    One day a mysterious asteroid floating through space slammed into the planet. This caused an unknown disturbance throughout the land. Emerging from this asteroid were monsters and aliens!

    They killed and slaughtered many innocent people. The planet has been reduced to a very small population. A population of explorers from the universe called, “The Outlaw Republic in the Empryion system.”

    These explorers have discovered the one flaw about this hostile force. They are terrified of the sun that shines ever so brightly during the day!

    We need you and we need your creativity now! Join 8-bit Pixel today and help us fight the enemies of the night while rebuilding our beautiful world!

    We also hear that the powers of this world are open to, “modifications.” Mods as they are called will enhance this world with new leverage for our citizens to fight this amazing battle. The ultimate battle of Good vs. Evil!

    63.251.42.61


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    UE Tekkit

    Welcome to UnavailableEntertainment Tekkit!
    I’ve started off a Tekkit LEGENDS server as it looks like they’re all dying so I wanted to give you guys a fresh start!
    At the moment only nukes are banned. EMC farms/flowers are allowed.
    So are quarries and turtles, Go nuts and have fun!
    – Phil

    tekkit.unavailableentertainment.com


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    Haven: Trinkets Hardcore Revival Server

    Haven Is a small server set up to run my custom 1.16.5 java modpack: Trinket’s Hardcore Revival: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/trinkets-hardcore-revival

    Server Info:

    The server itself is not in Hardcore mode but this environment is built to be more challenging and therefor is going to be considered in my opinion to be of a more hardcore nature. The server is intended to be a kingdom builder and faction server with a progressive feel, the description below can give you a good feel for pack and its workings. The server is run in forge and therefor lacks traditional spigot mods that typically add grief protection to your bases and therefor Progressing the mod Minecolonies, using FTB TEAMS and the in game locks mods are the only way to ensure your things are protected so dont put it off, this is intentional and the server is intended to have a more Medieval and dangerous pvp feel that will demand hard work to shape into a real experience.

    Server Ip: 135.148.51.120:25565

    Discord: discord.gg/W39TBkek9A
    If you want something a little more tech centered try my expansion pack Engineers Edition: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/trinkets-hardcore-revival-engineers-edition

    Modpack Info:

    Hardcore Revival is my take on the traditional high fantasy adventure modpack and is intended to deliver more of a bite than your average pack while staying within the reach of the average modpack player, I built the pack from the ground up to add an additional edge to the traditional Minecraft gameplay with new immersive and challenging mechanics that feel rewarding to overcome instead of deliberately cruel. To go along with the Fantasy and RPG themes the pack is stuffed full of magic mods old and new, countless deadly creatures to slay and tame, vast landscapes littered with elaborate dungeons, deep farming and cooking extensions, limitless unique furniture and build auditions, SIX unique Dimensions to explore with massive overhauls to existing ones and encounters to keep even the most seasoned adventurers on their toes. This modpack uses a combination of fundamentally game changing mods that enhance the traditional Minecraft game play by adding thirst, changing the players health and how they take damage, armor weight, decreasing stack size, crop growth, weather and seasons, making mobs smarter and more challenging, realistic terrain, and intense visuals to provide more challenging and immersive game play.

    A TERRIFYING HOME

    This world is certainly an unforgiving one But underneath the sickening swarms of monsters and rotting ruins of this ancient place there is an endless beauty in the sprawling landscapes and forests that yearns to be conquered.

    Each deeply complex world is the product of an insane combination of the powerful terrain generator Terraforged, the classic beauty of Traverse, a full suite of living forests from Dynamic Trees, Yungs Host of amazing: Cave, Mineshaft and stronghold revamps, a host of new immersive creatures and unique monsters, powerful new bosses, and endless dungeons and Structures to plunder if you’re brave enough. Possibly my three of my favorite mods; Ice and fire, Mowzies Mobs and Lycanites mobs, provide an absolutely yucky arsenal of mythological creatures to slay and tame when combined with Champions and a Blood-moon. These can range from dragons and sea serpents to cockatrices and Crazy fusion monsters from Lycanites, and are complemented by deep improvements to vanilla mobs and animals with mods like Alex Mobs, Illagers+, Aquaculture, Animalium, Better animals plus, Pams Harvestcraft Food Core, Genetic animals, Rats, Buzzier Bees, Exotic Birds, sapience You get it there’s a lot.

    Arms, Armour, and Allies

    Youre going to need decent gear and strong allies on your side if you want to survive out here, take inventory of the various utilities at your disposal to ensure your backpack and tool belt always have what you need to overcome your foes in those tight spots.

    First and foremost your most useful and achievable set of tools are going to be with Silent gear as its the main mod in the pack for customizable gear and is compatible with other mods (Dragon Gear and Managear) for some VERY powerful early and late game options, I recommend starting to use QOL tool mods like Backpacks, Toolbelts, Waystones, Bountiful Baubles, Archers Paradox, Advanced Hook Launchers, Nature’s Compass, DWMH, Locks (on the server), Miners Helmet, Torchmaster, training dummies, Iron Furnaces, and a combination of Iron chest and storage drawers to keep yourself organised . Then surround yourself with powerful allies and pets, Craft an empire with Minecolonies and defend kingdom with guards, train man’s best friend to be fearsome pal with Doggy Talents, hire Guard Villagers, Tame Unique Mounts with Lycanites, Grow a pet dragon with ice and fire and take your world with fire and blood. If you’re a builder like me I hope youll enjoy the new toys you get to play with in Chisel and bits, Macaws: Doors, Trapdoors and windows, Fairy Lights, Cooking for blockheads, Supplementaries, Decorative Blocks and extended lights to help really bring your world to life.

    Arcane Arsenal:

    The magics of this place are complex and deep and offer lesions both new and old that are sure to keep you digging through dusty tomes with unbridled curiosity , often integrated into the world ive found everything from the flowers and bees, to the stars in the sky all serve a purpose that is deeper than the surface level

    The magic mods are a plenty in the pack with old favorites like Botania, Astral Sorcery, Evilcraft and Bloodmagic front rowl alongside a host of new and exciting Mods like Ars Nouveau, Mana and Artifice, Enigmatic Legacy, Eidolon, Lord Craft and Mahou Tsukai. Possibly one of my favorite things about the pack is all the amazing dimensions to explore like Twilight forrest, Atum, The undergarden, The abyss and Ratlantis, Vanilla enchanting is also revolutionized by the combination of Apotheosis and Enscorilation to allow higher than normal levels.


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    FloppaCraft /AtmosphericSurvi

    https://floppacraft.enjin.com/

    FloppaCraft is a brand new SMP Survival/Economy Server with a new and unique feel to Minecraft survival.

    We provide a more atmospheric feel to the world with changing Seasonal Leaves, Flowers, Animals, and weather.
    You may also discover different lighting effects in the sky in each new biome you visit.

    Simple things like: Bundles, Auto Composters, Colored Anvil Nametags, Better Pet Teleport
    SilkTouch Spawners, Beehives Pro and In-Game Radio /musicbox

    The server also includes 400+ New Enchantments for you to discover and explore, 100% compatible with normal
    enchantment tables, weapons and tools. Plenty of ways to find new items and loot with new structures,
    meteorites, and supply drops.

    Protect yourself from meteorites, players and other things with Grief Prevention

    We are a fun and unique community server that rewards you with new Ranks and Crate Keys the more often you play.
    You may join up to 3 jobs, request a shop at the server mall, and sell your items to become the richest of them all.

    *Spleef Mini-Games
    *Rank up and earn crate keys for playtime
    *Quests now available for crate keys
    *Vote on the Server Website for crate keys and diamonds

    IP: mc.floppacraft.net

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    MC Flower Garden

    Come and smell the flowers in our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server! Build an empire with your friends and control the economy, all while keeping your stuff protected inside a sharable claim, or just build beautiful structures with them instead.

    play.mcflowergarden.ga


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    RolePlayPlaneta Minecraft server


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    Minecraft server


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    A Minecraft Server for WordPress Enthusiasts


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    ||| WindelCraft ||| Minecraft server


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    Supreme-Survival

    Supreme-Survival aims to bring you a classic Towny/Factions experience. We’re a new server but our team have 10 years of Minecraft server experience and have banded together to bring back the type of server that got us hooked in the first place .

    Supreme-Survival is currently in beta and openly looking to bring in more team members and mods to help us provide a world class gaming experience.

    Whether you’re a PVPer looking for a factions world, or a hardcore survivalist looking to climb the economic ladder, partake in daring quests and become Mayor of your own town, we have a world for you. Come and be a part of something great!

    Got ideas for fun quests? Let us know and we may make them a reality!


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    The Devils Playground

    Cross platform Java Survival Server Jetpacks, Achievements, Dungeons, Machines, Storage, Economy, Towny land protection, mcMMO, NPC’s, Minigames. Come join the fun XD

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    LA COMARCA MEXICANA


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    ✨ Forvist Survival 1.16.3 ✨ | Grief Prevention | Economy | McMMO | Quests | Custom Features |


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    Steel Craft


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    Minetown – Mining since 09/2010!


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    [WHITELISTED] Red SMP. Like Dream SMP

    [​TOO MANY PLAYERS, WHITELISTED] Hi, all! I wanted to experience the thrill of the Dream SMP, so I made my own SMP. I need players for it. I don’t really care what age. I have a discord to organize this: https://discord.gg/zru6BHx We haven’t started yet. That image is from another server lol

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    HardCraft! Minecraft server


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    Wholesome Haven Survival [1.16.3]


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    Persistent Worlds 1.12.2 FORGE MODDED [Advanced Realistic Medieval Faction Roleplay]


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    UltraSurvivalMC (mcMMO & Survival)


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    elRainWorld l bl ..- .. fl Open beta test server Minecraft server


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    insomniacraft 1.8-1.15.2 Minecraft server


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    Fly Free Admin Free To Play Minecraft Grief Protected Minecraft Clans Minecraft Creative Minecraft Donate Minecraft Economy Minecraft Marriages Minecraft Naruto No Dupes No Launcher No Resets Pvp Roleplay Russian Minecraft

    NeonCraft server Minecraft


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    Fairy Tail Legends of Ishgar


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    WillyCraft | Free Build Server | Freedom of Speech Server | No grief & and chill server


    Minecraft Servers to Join

    The Minecraft servers are looking for dedicated players who will participate in their gaming community. Minecraft servers are completely free to play. Join today and play the best Minecraft servers in of the most popular games in the world! Players can join the server in a few different ways. First, you can download the Minecraft launcher, find the server and join with just a few clicks of your mouse. If you want to become a regular user of the Minecraft server, you can also apply to become a member of the community and make your presence known.

    Minecraft Servers List

    A Minecraft server (Java/Bedrock) is a server program that allows players to play the game of Minecraft. In this list you will find hundreds of online servers running the game of Minecraft. These servers offer players a safe place to play the game and have fun together. There are servers for just about any kind of game you can think of. This list contains many different types of top Minecraft servers and Survival Servers For Minecraft Java. Each server on the list is unique, hosting a variety of custom mods, game modes, and features that cater to the diverse preferences of Minecraft players.

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    Survival is the most popular servers type for Minecraft to play. You can find a lot of mods for it, and its population is really high. Minecraft survival servers are based on a more realistic Minecraft, and players here get to play on a world that has a lot of possibilities for how the game will play out. You can play on these servers with friends, and with the same servers and its features, your session is going to be more or less unique. In addition, it is more complicated than the other Minecraft servers, and to play you are going to have to become familiar with the game.

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    Show off your unique skin in the world of Minecraft with this huge variety of Minecraft skins. No matter if you're diving into survival challenges, enjoying community games, or just exploring server lists, you can stand out with a skin that matches your personality. Minecraft skins have something for everyone - whether you prefer simple or intricate designs. Looking for a skin of a specific color? You can easily find Minecraft skins sorted by color, making your search quick and convenient. So go ahead, give your Minecraft skin a fresh look!