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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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[td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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[td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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[td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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Bro Destroy Destroying Explore Farm Fit Flower Flowers Hunt Pve Economy Rps Warp Warps Zombie Zombies

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Explore, Hunt hoards of zombies, or decorate your house with flowers!

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Player Shops

  • Create a farm
  • ???
  • Profit!!!
  • Player warps

  • Browse the warps created by other players
  • Player Claims

  • Easily claim land to prevent other players from destroying your work!
  • PVP enabled outside of claims


    Categories
    Build Build battle Buildbattle Builder Builderneeded Builders Builderserver Building Buildings Cherry Blossom Cupid Cupid Heart Drip Female Flower Flowers Heart Male News Sunflower Survivalbuild Tree Trees Tutorial Tutorials Valentine Valentines Youtube

    Minecraft Valentines builds for both males and females.

    No matter what gender you are there will be a build for you.

    These Minecraft Valentines builds are really sweet, a lot of effort was made on each build and I did my best to keep my valentine in mind when finding these builds. Here are some of my favorite Valentine builds and if you are looking for a sweet build for your guy or gal be sure to click on the names below:

    (Cherry Blossom Trees)

    (Cupid Heart)

    (Cupid)

    (Flower Shop)

    (Sunflower)


    Categories
    Ae2 Automation Bath Biomesoplenty Botania Bridges Chisel Crayfish Decorative Dungeons Flower Flowers Fun Mekanism Mrcrayfish

    LOST ON TECH 1.16.5 server Minecraft

    Good lamp server, just play and have fun, make new friends.

    Here is a short list of mods on the server:

    Aquaculture 1.16.5 (Top Fishing for Minecraft)

    Better Caves 1.16.5 ( (Caves Update))

    Better Dungeons 1.16.5 (Sooo many dungeons)

    BiomesOPlenty 1.16.5 (New biomes, flowers, trees)

    Botania 1.16.5 (Magic flowers)

    MrCrayfish’s Furniture 1.16.5 (Furniture, toilet, bath, etc.)

    Chisel 1.16.5 (Decorative blocks)

    Create 1.16.5 (Incredible tech mod)

    Dungeon Crawl 1.16.5 (dungeons with loot and enemies)

    Elevatorid 1.16.5 (Elevators from OpenBlock)

    ExtraStorage 1.16.5 (New blocks in refined storage)

    Ice and Fire 1.16.5 (Fire and ice dragons)

    Immersive Engineering 1.16.5 (Electronics and Retro Futurism Feel)

    Immersive Petroleum 1.16.5 (Different types of fuel)

    Iron Chest 1.16.5 (capacious chests)

    Mekanism 1.16.5 (More than 100+ mechanisms)

    Mekanism Generators 1.16.5 (Energy generation for Mekanism)

    Mystical Agriculture 1.16.5(We grow everything, even mobs)

    Plant Tech 2 1.16.5 (Plants + Technologies)

    Powah 1.16.5 (Generators and solar panels)

    Refined Storage 1.16.5 (Storage system like AE2)

    RSInfinityBooster 1.16.5 (Infinite range map)

    TConstruct 1.16.5 (Creation of tools, weapons from individual parts)

    Thermal Cultivation 1.16.5 (Fertilizer watering cans)

    Thermal Expansion 1.16.5 (Resources, Automation, Technocracy)

    Thermal Innovation 1.16.5 (Thermal style tools and equipment)

    Thermal Locomotion 1.16.5 (New rails and carts)

    Wallpaper Craft 1.16.5 (2000+ decor blocks)

    Yungs Bridges 1.16.5 (Bridges in world generation)


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    Alien Aliens Children Citizens Economy Floating Flower Flowers Laugh Pve Pvp Republic Song Survival Urban

    8-Bit Pixel

    The Mysterious place called, “8-bit Pixel”

    8-bit Pixel was once a place of peace during the cycles of day and night. Its flowers blossomed, trees showed strength, wildlife ran free, and the citizens were content. People sang songs, children played in the groves, miners dug for their ore and builders kept on building.

    One day a mysterious asteroid floating through space slammed into the planet. This caused an unknown disturbance throughout the land. Emerging from this asteroid were monsters and aliens!

    They killed and slaughtered many innocent people. The planet has been reduced to a very small population. A population of explorers from the universe called, “The Outlaw Republic in the Empryion system.”

    These explorers have discovered the one flaw about this hostile force. They are terrified of the sun that shines ever so brightly during the day!

    We need you and we need your creativity now! Join 8-bit Pixel today and help us fight the enemies of the night while rebuilding our beautiful world!

    We also hear that the powers of this world are open to, “modifications.” Mods as they are called will enhance this world with new leverage for our citizens to fight this amazing battle. The ultimate battle of Good vs. Evil!

    63.251.42.61


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    Banned Entertainment Farms Flower Flowers Legend Legends Nuke Nukes Nut Pve Pvp Tekkit Turtle Turtles

    UE Tekkit

    Welcome to UnavailableEntertainment Tekkit!
    I’ve started off a Tekkit LEGENDS server as it looks like they’re all dying so I wanted to give you guys a fresh start!
    At the moment only nukes are banned. EMC farms/flowers are allowed.
    So are quarries and turtles, Go nuts and have fun!
    – Phil

    tekkit.unavailableentertainment.com


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    Atlantis Baubles Bees Chisel Cooking Decorative Fairy Flower Flowers Harvestcraft Minecolonies Survival Swarm Terraforged Unforgiving

    Haven: Trinkets Hardcore Revival Server

    Haven Is a small server set up to run my custom 1.16.5 java modpack: Trinket’s Hardcore Revival: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/trinkets-hardcore-revival

    Server Info:

    The server itself is not in Hardcore mode but this environment is built to be more challenging and therefor is going to be considered in my opinion to be of a more hardcore nature. The server is intended to be a kingdom builder and faction server with a progressive feel, the description below can give you a good feel for pack and its workings. The server is run in forge and therefor lacks traditional spigot mods that typically add grief protection to your bases and therefor Progressing the mod Minecolonies, using FTB TEAMS and the in game locks mods are the only way to ensure your things are protected so dont put it off, this is intentional and the server is intended to have a more Medieval and dangerous pvp feel that will demand hard work to shape into a real experience.

    Server Ip: 135.148.51.120:25565

    Discord: discord.gg/W39TBkek9A
    If you want something a little more tech centered try my expansion pack Engineers Edition: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/trinkets-hardcore-revival-engineers-edition

    Modpack Info:

    Hardcore Revival is my take on the traditional high fantasy adventure modpack and is intended to deliver more of a bite than your average pack while staying within the reach of the average modpack player, I built the pack from the ground up to add an additional edge to the traditional Minecraft gameplay with new immersive and challenging mechanics that feel rewarding to overcome instead of deliberately cruel. To go along with the Fantasy and RPG themes the pack is stuffed full of magic mods old and new, countless deadly creatures to slay and tame, vast landscapes littered with elaborate dungeons, deep farming and cooking extensions, limitless unique furniture and build auditions, SIX unique Dimensions to explore with massive overhauls to existing ones and encounters to keep even the most seasoned adventurers on their toes. This modpack uses a combination of fundamentally game changing mods that enhance the traditional Minecraft game play by adding thirst, changing the players health and how they take damage, armor weight, decreasing stack size, crop growth, weather and seasons, making mobs smarter and more challenging, realistic terrain, and intense visuals to provide more challenging and immersive game play.

    A TERRIFYING HOME

    This world is certainly an unforgiving one But underneath the sickening swarms of monsters and rotting ruins of this ancient place there is an endless beauty in the sprawling landscapes and forests that yearns to be conquered.

    Each deeply complex world is the product of an insane combination of the powerful terrain generator Terraforged, the classic beauty of Traverse, a full suite of living forests from Dynamic Trees, Yungs Host of amazing: Cave, Mineshaft and stronghold revamps, a host of new immersive creatures and unique monsters, powerful new bosses, and endless dungeons and Structures to plunder if you’re brave enough. Possibly my three of my favorite mods; Ice and fire, Mowzies Mobs and Lycanites mobs, provide an absolutely yucky arsenal of mythological creatures to slay and tame when combined with Champions and a Blood-moon. These can range from dragons and sea serpents to cockatrices and Crazy fusion monsters from Lycanites, and are complemented by deep improvements to vanilla mobs and animals with mods like Alex Mobs, Illagers+, Aquaculture, Animalium, Better animals plus, Pams Harvestcraft Food Core, Genetic animals, Rats, Buzzier Bees, Exotic Birds, sapience You get it there’s a lot.

    Arms, Armour, and Allies

    Youre going to need decent gear and strong allies on your side if you want to survive out here, take inventory of the various utilities at your disposal to ensure your backpack and tool belt always have what you need to overcome your foes in those tight spots.

    First and foremost your most useful and achievable set of tools are going to be with Silent gear as its the main mod in the pack for customizable gear and is compatible with other mods (Dragon Gear and Managear) for some VERY powerful early and late game options, I recommend starting to use QOL tool mods like Backpacks, Toolbelts, Waystones, Bountiful Baubles, Archers Paradox, Advanced Hook Launchers, Nature’s Compass, DWMH, Locks (on the server), Miners Helmet, Torchmaster, training dummies, Iron Furnaces, and a combination of Iron chest and storage drawers to keep yourself organised . Then surround yourself with powerful allies and pets, Craft an empire with Minecolonies and defend kingdom with guards, train man’s best friend to be fearsome pal with Doggy Talents, hire Guard Villagers, Tame Unique Mounts with Lycanites, Grow a pet dragon with ice and fire and take your world with fire and blood. If you’re a builder like me I hope youll enjoy the new toys you get to play with in Chisel and bits, Macaws: Doors, Trapdoors and windows, Fairy Lights, Cooking for blockheads, Supplementaries, Decorative Blocks and extended lights to help really bring your world to life.

    Arcane Arsenal:

    The magics of this place are complex and deep and offer lesions both new and old that are sure to keep you digging through dusty tomes with unbridled curiosity , often integrated into the world ive found everything from the flowers and bees, to the stars in the sky all serve a purpose that is deeper than the surface level

    The magic mods are a plenty in the pack with old favorites like Botania, Astral Sorcery, Evilcraft and Bloodmagic front rowl alongside a host of new and exciting Mods like Ars Nouveau, Mana and Artifice, Enigmatic Legacy, Eidolon, Lord Craft and Mahou Tsukai. Possibly one of my favorite things about the pack is all the amazing dimensions to explore like Twilight forrest, Atum, The undergarden, The abyss and Ratlantis, Vanilla enchanting is also revolutionized by the combination of Apotheosis and Enscorilation to allow higher than normal levels.


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    Anarchy B4b B4block Block4block Claim Contest Contests Dance Flower Flowers Pvp Semianarchy Smp Spigotmc Survival

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    Beehive Colored Crates Economy Flower Flowers Fun Meteorite Meteorites Mini Games Radio Ranks Seasonal Shops Survival

    FloppaCraft /AtmosphericSurvi

    https://floppacraft.enjin.com/

    FloppaCraft is a brand new SMP Survival/Economy Server with a new and unique feel to Minecraft survival.

    We provide a more atmospheric feel to the world with changing Seasonal Leaves, Flowers, Animals, and weather.
    You may also discover different lighting effects in the sky in each new biome you visit.

    Simple things like: Bundles, Auto Composters, Colored Anvil Nametags, Better Pet Teleport
    SilkTouch Spawners, Beehives Pro and In-Game Radio /musicbox

    The server also includes 400+ New Enchantments for you to discover and explore, 100% compatible with normal
    enchantment tables, weapons and tools. Plenty of ways to find new items and loot with new structures,
    meteorites, and supply drops.

    Protect yourself from meteorites, players and other things with Grief Prevention

    We are a fun and unique community server that rewards you with new Ranks and Crate Keys the more often you play.
    You may join up to 3 jobs, request a shop at the server mall, and sell your items to become the richest of them all.

    *Spleef Mini-Games
    *Rank up and earn crate keys for playtime
    *Quests now available for crate keys
    *Vote on the Server Website for crate keys and diamonds

    IP: mc.floppacraft.net

    Categories
    Beau Beautiful Control Eau Empire Flower Flowers Inside Multiplayer Protected Structure Structures Stuff Survival Survival Multiplayer

    MC Flower Garden

    Come and smell the flowers in our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server! Build an empire with your friends and control the economy, all while keeping your stuff protected inside a sharable claim, or just build beautiful structures with them instead.

    play.mcflowergarden.ga


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    Factions

    Junior High School Ascendancy

    > 👑 Welcome to Asendancy SMP!👑

    4 Kingdoms. Different roles. Different perks. Different stories

    > ❓️ What's the Twist?

    Each kingdom has a King who orders everything, but if he dies everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day! He must be protected at all times. At the end of the season there will be a winner decoded by points, you get points for winning events and lose points if the King dies, the greatest base will also gain points at the end of the season, each action.. may have a consequence…

    > 🛡 Roles

    We have roles ranging all the way from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners and organisers worthy of the Kingdoms trust..

    > ❓️How do I Join?

    Join the discord below and create a 30 second – 2 minute video explaining why we should let you in. OR If you are a non creator. Create a couple paragraphs explaining why you should join! (We aren't too strict about applications!)
    https://discord.com/invite/Z7rFzCZe

    Categories
    Smp

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We're experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

    • The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
    • No pay-to-win paid perks
    • Resource worlds (resets monthly)
    • Live map
    • Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.
    • Pet system
    • Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.
    • Land Claiming
    • mcMMO
    • Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.
    • Marriage plugin
    • /wild (random teleport) command
    • Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Technical

    • Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
    • Uses Purpur
    • Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver.
    • /pl is public
    • No keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.
    • Difficulty = Hard
    • Main world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.
    • No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.

    Details

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    Smp

    Phoxis

    What is Phoxis?

    Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through the use of custom plugins, most notably our races plugin, which is currently unique to Phoxis, as well as our custom items and crafting recipes. We are currently running on Minecraft version 1.20.2!

    How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

    Races! Do you ever feel bored of the vanilla Minecraft experience? On Phoxis, every player has the ability to change their race, providing a unique and customisable experience. Ranging from Vampires and Lycanthropes, to Angels and Demons, plus many, many more! Don’t worry, if this doesn't suit you, you can always choose the human race for a more vanilla-like experience.

    Every race comes with its pros and cons. You can find them listed in the spawn or our discord server.

    Other features

    To make the players feel more immersed and connected, we incorporated the Towny plugin. Players are able to create towns and nations (if they are ambitious) and invite others to join them. In doing so, you can create alliances, start wars or simply provide a safe haven from those nasty mobs. Towny is also our main form of grief prevention and claiming builds!

    Speaking of mobs, we also have custom mobs such as Orcs, Minotaurs and Hellhounds. We also have custom bosses, such as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, to name but a few. We have many more for you to experience and enjoy.

    Events

    Most weeks we try to spice up the server by hosting events such as Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles. Winners of these events are rewarded with awesome prizes, as well as all participants who took part in the event! If I were you, I would try and take part in all of these events! We also host "The End Fight" monthly, which is a reset of the end that allows players to kill the ender dragon and fight to the death for the egg, which is used in mythical crafting recipes!

    Current plugins

    Plugins include economy, Towny and multiple dimensions such as the resource world and Nether dimensions. There is also a more exotic world called the Elysium. If you have questions about our plugins, you can ask them in the discord server!

    IP: phoxis.mcraft.pro

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

    Hope you enjoy the server!


    Categories
    Smp

    SMP Untold

    • We are a Hermitcraft like vanilla server
    • Accepting of everyone, zero discrimination (16+)
    • Small yet growing community
    • Player shops + Diamond economy
    • A few cosmetic datapacks for a bit of fun
    • If you are interested, feel free to apply on our discord! ^^ https://discord.gg/UHwYZ8Hbzf

    We look forward to seeing any and all new members 🙂


    Categories
    Vanilla

    GreenCraft SMP

    [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Cross-Play} {1.21} {Dynmap} Welcome to GreenCraft SMP a Nations server for both Java and Bedrock. In addition to the standard survival mode we have Quests, Minigames, crates and more. Our server has newly opened so don't worry about being underpowered.

    -Nations

    You and a minimum of 2 other players can create a Nation claim up to 750×750 blocks and can make up to 5 claims (Which can be resized later if needed). If you don't want to make your own nation you can also join existing ones or go it solo as (while recommended) being a part of a nation isn't required. As a nation you can (with other nations) form alliances, take part in wars or become part of a union.

    -Quests

    We have Weekly and permanent quests where you complete tasks in exchange for scaling rewards.

    -Events

    We will have frequent events (about every 2 weeks) where you can win rewards including crate keys, currency and collectable player map art.

    -Minigames

    Procrastinate that survival build by warping to our minigame world where you can play a variety of minigame types including PVP, racing, parkour and more.

    -Additional Content

    We also have some extra bonus content such as Ruins, the Dynmap and more. We look forward to seeing you online soon

    GreenCraft SMP

    Java IP: 151.80.47.150:25643

    Bedrock IP: 151.80.47.150

    Port: 27049

    Console: Add GreenCraftSMP as a friend

    Discord https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N


    Categories
    Semi-Vanilla

    Midpoint

    Midpoint is an SMP server that tries to stick close to the feel of vanilla gameplay while also improving things that bring it down. There are plenty of hidden puzzles, items, and structures all throughout our world for you to find and explore, with friends of by yourself. NO teleporting with the only exception being /rtp for new players.

    Note: If you are looking for a strictly vanilla server this is not the server for you.

    Check out the server trailer on out Planet Minecraft page:

    https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/midpoint/

    Java IP: Midpointmc.net bedrock port: 25565

    The 6 Pro's:

    • Running 24/7 Since July 23rd, 2023
    • Java Edition & Bedrock Edition are both supported.
    • Friendly & Active Community: Be part of our welcoming, positive, and engaging environment.
    • Up to 24 chunk view distance, much more than other servers!
    • Player driven economy, you can set up a shop or trade with other players. Grow the economy!
    • No trade restrictions! If you've got something you can trade it.

    The 6 No's:

    • No teleporting such as /home, /tpa, or /warp. You've got ender pearls for that.
    • No Pay-to-Win garbage here.
    • No crates, silly ranks, McMMO, or other unnecessary features.
    • No map resets ever. What you build is here to stay.
    • No disregard for server history and players' creations.
    • No chat reports! This means that we handle it ourselves.

    Rules

    1. Do not use hacks, macros, or other things that give you an advantage over others.
    2. Do not use duplication exploits or lag machines.
    3. Do not grief or steal.
    4. The rest of the rules can be found in-game or on our discord.

    Community

    Our active player base is friendly and thoroughly goofy. Join the server to see for yourself. We also have a discord server where people like to post screenshots and other things. You can join HERE

    Information

    IP: Midpointmc.net

    Website: Midpointmc.net

    Version: 1.20.1-1.20.6

    Difficulty: Hard

    Server Features

    • World – The world generation is default vanilla.
    • World map – CLICK HERE
    • Claim system – Claim your area with the use of claim blocks, which you can use by just placing down.
    • Death chests – Be worry free about your items falling into lava or the void when you die. They are simply put into a chest with a 25 minute timer.
    • Unique music disks that don't require resource packs to function.
    • Create your own shops with villagers, wherever you want. You can purchase these at spawn.
    • Discord – As mentioned above, discord is the main source of server information and keeps our players connected. Please join the discord


    Categories
    Semi-Vanilla

    LumaMC

    Welcome to LumaMC!
    Are you on the lookout for a new Minecraft server that goes beyond the ordinary? Brace yourself for an unparalleled experience with LumaMC, where we bring together thrilling features, custom plugins, and a vibrant community!

    🎉 Some of our features:

    🏘️ Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community! We also use Towny as our main claiming system! Join other players towns or nations to build friendships!

    🪙 mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.

    ⚒️ Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!

    🪙 Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!

    🙌 Hoarder Plugin: Because one man's trash is another man's treasure! Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

    📈 Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.

    🎨 Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!

    🍂 Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season! Times of day and weather syncs up to real life! (Northern hemisphere)

    🐠 Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards! Fish from fishing competitions are also custom!

    👷 Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

    🌎 Why LumaMC? Whether you've been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We've crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy!
    LumaMC has an extensive roadmap featuring thrilling content updates and events that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
    Your feedback matters! We encourage our community to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions. LumaMC is not just a server; it's a collaborative space where every player plays a vital role in shaping our community.
    Join us and become part of a community that values creativity, fun, and endless adventures.

    🚀 Connect to LumaMC:

    Server IP: play.lumamc.net
    Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat
    Website: https://lumamc.net/
    Map: https://map.lumamc.net/


    Categories
    Smp

    Elemental SMP

    We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our smp with "Valhelsia 6" with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to way in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.

    We launched, 8/1/24! We currently have 30+ whitelisted members. With an average 5-10 active players online. We are still in the early stages and are looking for more people to join our growing community!

    Our system admin team is well versed in Minecraft development and currently hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. We have plenty of experience and are here to ensure that playing elemental is a smooth and enjoyable experience. We will assist you at every step and never lead you astray. Along with our development experience we also have vast knowledge of community building and creating long lasting communities. This means we will not just wash away, we are here to stay.

    ( Get whitelisted today! )

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

    Modpack – Valhelsia 6

    StatusLIVE

    COREForge


    Categories
    Smp

    KidlessCraft

    KidlessCraft was founded in 2016 as a place for staff members of other servers to find a relaxing spot away from kids, and has since grown into a group of passionate staff members who want to create the best experience possible for other adults.

    Recently in 2023 we have acquired our own server rack and are slowly growing out our community to games we love. We'd love for you to join us and help make our world even more unique!

    We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link https://discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

    Server IP: smp.kidlesscraft.com

    Server Website: http://www.kidlesscraft.com

    Server Location: Central US

    Game Play Type: SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty

    Version: 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join us as well!)

    Core Server Rules

    -Be Respectful
    -Be Ethical
    -Use Common Sense

    Features List:

    //Multiverse has been removed and we are working on transitioning over to a Velocity HUB style instead. We believe this will be a more efficient use of resources\\

    Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate and Geyser, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit and WorldGuard.

    Datapacks include: Due to 1.21 update, we are only running Terralith and Nullscape at the moment

    We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server if you do not wish to play with plugins. This can be joined after you whitelist by using vanilla.kidlesscraft.com . Both servers have an in game chat set up in the Discord so you can communicate to your friends even when not online!

    Categories
    Vanilla

    Ordinary SMP

    Hello Crafters!

    you are welcome to join us!

    We have Simple Voicechat to communicate in the SMP. You can help us create a better world by giving us feedbacks & suggestions.

    We also strive to build a community that have fun & work together to create an amazing world. Our SMP is 1 Month old & we are still active with more than 200 members on our discord server. You can join us here on Discord

    Thank you for reading & we can't wait to see you there!


    Categories
    Smp

    Better

    Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we're looking for new members!

    Featuring:

    • NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.

    • Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so!

    • Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible

    • Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used.

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.

    We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the 'playing together' aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there's no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂

    Whether you're a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you're very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server's events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Read more: https://meliosmp.com


    Categories
    Smp

    Breadcraft Survival

    Server Type: Java 1.21 SMP
    IP Address: game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558
    Location: Netherlands

    Welcome miners and crafters

    We are a new server

    Breadcraft is a community-based SMP for members from all over the world and we're looking for more members We're a diverse community and are accepting everyone!

    You can choose a team and that team has a private chat and voice chat room, the people in you’re team are your friends the rest are enemies!

    We are content-creator and technical player friendly so if you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Join our discord: https://discord.gg/WSvX58y7uc
    And check out our dynmap: Breadcraft Survival Friends or Enemies
    We hope to see you soon!

    Features:

    • Custom Terrain
    • Live Map
    • Land protection
    • Mcmmo
    • Shop gui
    • Silkspawners
    • AFK display
    • Anti enderman grief
    • Double shulker shells
    • More mob heads
    • Player head drops
    • Unlock all recipes

    Categories
    Smp

    Waychest


    What if every Minecraft world was a part of one big world?

    What if other people are out there on their own journey, and our paths might cross?


    Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm. You (and friends) start your Journey on what appears to be a server all to yourself.

    But as you explore, you will discover that you are not alone: custom items and blocks will guide you across the world to find what the people who came before you left behind. If you're lucky, you might even run into your cohabitants in person.


    https://i.imgur.com/hqM0WZf.png

    https://i.imgur.com/W2Jo9Px.png

    https://i.imgur.com/A4hYpqv.png


    Feature Highlights: (Nearly every non-vanilla mechanic was designed and built specifically for this server)

    • 🌍 "Journey" System: You and anyone you choose are placed into your own "server"called a Journey, with a random spawn point in one shared survival world. You can even create multiple Journeys — each Journey has its own spawn point, progression through the game, and set of partners sharing the Journey.
    • 🎁 Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, reaching across the world to guide Journeys to find each other, and rewarding everyone who seeks them out. Later, craft and place your own Waychests to guide the next Journey to your builds!
    • 🚀 "Waychest Flight" Minigame: Find ingredients to craft an Elytra that starts an in-world flying minigame. The minigame challenges you to pass through a series of rings, ultimately leading to a Waychest built by a stranger.
    • 💨 Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks — but you have to find a warp point to unlock it first.
    • 🔐 Integrated Region Protection: Waychests that you place create an expandable area of protection for certain blocks and containers.
    • ☀️ "Radiance": Skip the night without skipping the night. Since the world is shared, sleeping instead gives a "Radiance" effect that prevents nearby surface mob spawns for the rest of the night.
    • 🗺️ Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored with the surrounding region. Build a map wall without the tedium!
    • 🏆 Custom Advancements: Every custom mechanic has an associated advancement. Learn how to progress even if you don't like reading a Wiki.
    • 🔑 Trial Chambers: The world was generated in 1.20, but Trial Chambers and other 1.21 content have been added to existing chunks!
    • 💸 No Monetization: There are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form.

    Start your own Journey today at waychest.comor read more about the server on the Wiki. Hope to see you soon!


    Categories
    Creative

    nullHaven 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    Welcome to nullHaven! We are a friendly community of players united by nostalgia for
    version 1.5.2 and old Minecraft. On our server you will definitely be able to find something of your own, whether it is pleasant
    communication, the opportunity to build something grandiose or just remember the old days.

    We have an adequate and responsible administration, allowing you to play without stress and discomfort and quickly
    solving in-game issues, as well as a good technical component of the server, ensuring a pleasant game
    without lags or sagging.

    There is a minimum of donations on the server, and what can be purchased does not give any significant advantages to donators. We also
    we do not sell creative, VIP, admin panels and other privileges, only trusted people get access to moderation,
    capable of taking a responsible approach to issues of helping players and maintaining order on the server.

    Welcome to nullHaven! We are waiting for everyone and are glad to see everyone 🙂

    nullhaven.one


    Categories
    Vanilla

    SEQCRAFT

    Seqcraft SMP is a community of Minecraft players who enjoy the gameplay as Vanilla as possible – but who got bored with playing single-player. In general we are just looking to meet new people from all over the world while we play. Our community is hermitcraft-minded (if that makes sense to you).

    We are currently on Season 5, having just reset our world about a month and a half ago.

    We have a strong core community and have people from all backgrounds, preferences and flavors, and we're currently welcoming in a new wave of members to join us.

    We enforce a policy described as "be fair and be decent (no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism" or excessive drama). Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged. A communal area is not too far from spawn. We enjoy "as vanilla as possible". Litematica, Xaero's Map mods, Tweakeroo allowed. Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset and a new season (unless voted against a reset by a majority of the community). A world download will be provided after a reset.

    We have players ranging from 13 to 40+. As we focus on having a mature community where adult behaviour can be expected, the bottom line on the server is; no drama. We do allow members under 18 or even 15 in – when it concerns younger members these are often family members of an existing member who vouches for them or players that sent a decently motivated whitelist application and have been given a chance to show if they are suitable/can behave mature enough.

    Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!


    Categories
    Network

    Rencorner Minecraft

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    Server Address🔌: –> mc.rencorner.co

    Java Edition Port 💻: 25565
    Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮: 19132

    Website: ⮞⮞ Rencorner.co ⮜⮜
    Discord: ⮞⮞ https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb ⮜⮜
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    mc.rencorner.co Server Features

    ✨New✨Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21 features and backwards compatible with clients down to 1.17!

    ⮞ Java & Bedrock Crossplay + Multi Version Support

    All PC, Mobile, Switch and Console Minecraft gamer's can easily connect, play, chat and interact with one another on our server! Older Minecraft versions released in the last 3 years are also fully supported!

    ⮞ Small Friendly Community

    Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!

    ⮞ Unique Gameplay

    Blend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting!

    ⮞ Earn Flight Time Server

    Through Daily Logins and Voting for the server!

    ⮞ Enhancements on the Vanilla Experience

    Economy, McMMO, Shop, Quests, Skill/Perk systems, Slimefun + Addons, Custom Enderdragon World Boss, a totally unique survival experience!

    ⮞ Slimefun + Addons
    SF4 , FoxyMachines, Infinity Expansion, SFCalc, SlimeTinker, CrystamaeHistoria, FluffyMachines – Open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!

    ⮞ Plot (Creative) + Skyblock + RPG servers also available to play on our Network!

    Categories
    Smp

    The Gates Of Valhalla

    ⭐Grand Opening on TODAY!⭐

    Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Imagine the thrill of attempting to obtain Netherite on day one—almost impossible on The Gates, but are you up for the challenge?

    Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start. Our dedicated and experienced staff have created a seamless and immersive experience, ensuring the best gameplay for you.

    Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events. Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it's your turn to see why.

    Don't miss out on starting from the ground floor. Join us on today and become part of The Gates Of Valhalla's growing legacy.

    IP: gates.ValhallaCraft.org

    Discord

    Ready for the challenge? See you in Valhalla!


    Categories
    Smp

    MinedHype

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com

    Website: https://minedhype.com

    Location: Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
    Server hosted by PUBCS.com

    Java Version: 1.21 – 1.21.1

    Bedrock Version: 1.20.80 – 1.21.3

    New Build Gallery with 1810 pictures of our SMP: https://minedhype.com/builds

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,200+ unique players ever joinedmostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))
    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds


    Categories
    Smp

    Reunion

    IP: reunionsmp.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1's video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem, Brackern, MadDoesThings


    Categories
    Semi-Vanilla

    PlanB MC Community

    KEY COMMUNITY INFO

    • Java Only. Unfortunately we do not support Bedrock
    • 🔞 We are an 18+ adult community
    • 📃 Private whitelisted, by application only
    • 💰 You wont find any "Pay to Play" items here.
    • 💻 Dedicated premium datacentre hardware for better stability
    • 📆 Stood the test of time. Est. 2016
    • 🛡️ PVP by agreement only

    KEY CURRENT SEASON INFO

    • 🚀 Launched 14th June 2024
    • ⚔️ Difficulty is always set to hard
    • ⛏️ We run papermc for improved stability and better mp experience.
    • Plugins and Data packs are carefully considered with vanilla in mind
    • 🗺️ Desert/Mesa Spawn

    ALREADY SOLD & READY TO JOIN?

    Great let's get you whitelisted and building with us. Here's what you need to do:

    1. Give this post a little upvote 🙏
    2. Join our Discord and checking out the #apply channel.

    NEED A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION?

    No worries, we'd want to hear a bit more too. (Pro-tip: We love a good detailed application)
    Lets start with our origin story, because every good server needs an origin story, right?

    THE PLANB ORIGIN STORY

    That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.

    • H.P. Lovecraft

    And so may great Minecraft servers, it seems. What seems like forever ago, Lovecraft, a vanilla Minecraft community still early in its existence, disappeared into the void together with its owner. We, a dedicated group of players and friends that played on it, have no clue where it went, but it left us without a home. We decided to not let that setback get to us and to continue its legacy in the form of a new server, where we could continue to express our creativity and unleash our wildest ideas. We decided it was time for PlanB!

    THE RULES

    Are rules are pretty typical of what you might expect. As long as you aren't being a ____, cheating or upsetting the balance of the community you are already halfway there. We'd list all the rules here, but nobody reads this part right? (Bonus points if you did). You can find a full rule list on Discord.

    THE SERVER(S)

    At PlanB, we take pride in maintaining our own dedicated hardware, housed in a European data center. This allows us to offer a diverse network of interconnected servers, ensuring we meet the unique requests of our community. Our offerings include not only Survival and Creative servers but also occasional Modpacks, vanilla Skyblocks and minigames.

    By managing our hardware exclusively, we avoid the pitfalls of poorly maintained or oversold shared servers that are common in smaller communities. Our commitment to quality is further supported by carefully selected or custom-written plugins, generous RAM and CPU allocations, and regular daily backups and restarts, ensuring the smoothest gameplay experience possible.

    SURVIVAL DATAPACKS & PLUGINS

    At PlanB, we take great care in selecting and implementing datapacks and plugins to enhance the gameplay experience while retaining the authentic feel of vanilla Minecraft. Our curated additions focus on quality of life improvements without compromising the game's core essence. Some examples of our carefully chosen enhancements include:

    • One person sleeping
    • Custom Armour Statues
    • Anti Creeper/Enderman grief
    • Custom Crafting Tweaks / Addition Recipes
    • Mob/Player Heads
    • Decorative Head Shop
    • Complete Player Statistics Website
    • Dynmap
    • Core Protect

    READY TO APPLY?

    Great let's get you whitelisted. Here's what you need to do:

    1. Give this post a little upvote 🙏
    2. Join our Discord and checking out the #apply channel.

    💡 PLEASE NOTE : The admins briefly discuss all applications, most of the time we aim to turn this around in under a couple of hours. But depending on the time of day, it may take a little longer.

    Looking forward to you joining us and creating new tales and trails together!

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