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Coffee Craft ˗ˏˋ☕ˎˊ˗

Welcome to the one and only, 𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 ☕ !
What do we have that may intrest you?
☕A brand new map
☕24/7 Online service
☕Friendly communinity
☕Contests
☕Dynmap
☕Discord crosschat
☕Semi-Vanilla 1.19.4
☕Claims
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At our Minecraft café, we’re brewing up something special for you! Join our friendly and inclusive community as we explore the vast and exciting world of Minecraft together. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, come grab a cup of adventure and let’s build something amazing!
。・゚゚・Links・゚゚・。
Discord: discord.gg/hc8HVddGBq
Dynomap: 5.9.196.241:25583/
IP: coffeecraft.dedimc.io:25575


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Coffee W/ Cream SMP

The Coffee W/ Cream SMP Minecraft server was created for people who want a relaxing and fun community to join. <3 It is a vanilla survival server with an economy.

The server supports cross-play too, making it compatible with both Bedrock and Java. Please feel free to come check it out and see if its right for you!


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Coffee

Coffee.
Welcome to the modern era of Skyblock.
Exciting new things!
Play with your friends in a caffeinated journey

play.coffeemc.co


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Coffee Hut MC

Come join Coffee Hut MC, a newly developed Minecraft 1.19.3 Survival server where the community aspect of Minecraft is at the heart of everything we do. We wanted to create an experience that enhances what Minecraft is really about by keeping a very vanilla-based survival world with small additions such as an economy and quality of life aspects such as homes and warps!

Top Features:
– Create Player Owned Shops
– Grow your Economy
– Create new Friends
– Visit other members!
– Build a Community!

We hope you give our server a chance!

play.coffeehutmc.com


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BuzzRealms

BuzzRealms is a brand new 1.19 survival server set in a buzzy bee theme! Here at BuzzRealms we’re incredibly community focused and listen to our players to enhance the user experience as much as possible. The server offers a traditional Minecraft experience that we all know and love but with some amazing additional features. I have listed my personal favourite features below! I’m incredibly excited to see our community continuously grow and for us all to develop the server together.

BuzzRealms Features

  • Quests
  • Levels
  • Backpacks
  • Custom Biomes
  • Resource Pack
  • Jobs
  • Bounties
  • Protection Stones
  • Bank Accounts
  • Tags
  • Coffee Shop
  • Fishing Events
  • Everybody is welcome to play and I personally can’t wait to see you online and greet you myself! What are you waiting for? Come and say hello!


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    CoffeeCraft [SMP] {1.19.2} {Java} {200+ Custom Enchants} {MCMMO} {Crypto Market} {Community} {Custom World} {Events} {No-Grief}

    CoffeeCraft is a long-term friendly Custom Survival server! Are you looking for something fresh? Bored with basic survival? You’ve GOT to check us out! We keep the spirit of Minecraft, but seasoned with features that enhance the entire experience. Gain skills, unique landscapes, custom world generation, 200+ Custom Enchants and so much more.

    Best of all? CoffeeCraft has a very active and chill community! Want to make some new friends, fast? Give us a try!

    Features Include:

  • Fresh 1.19.2 World
  • Custom World Generation
  • 200+ Custom Enchants
  • MCMMO (Skills)
  • Land Claim and Anti-Grief Prevention
  • Friendly Community
  • Active Server, with experienced admins
  • Player Driven Economy with Shops
  • Player Warps
  • Pets
  • Crypto Market
  • Events and Activities
  • Free Ranks (Non-P2W)
  • Come check us out!
    IP: play.coffeecraftsmp.com
    Discord: discord.gg/9X3JQH4F9P


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    Zen Den – Coffee Break [1.19 Survival]

    A server I was initially hosting for friends and whoever wanted to join. I plan to keep this server up for a while so just play nice! Not many people have been playing on it recently so have fun!

    Restarts every 12 hours
    http://zen.mcserver.us:8100/
    Homes, player warps, custom enchants, ect!


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    Dirt Smp!

    a cool survival smp!

    discord for whitelist : discord.gg/AQcaJxjh

    go into smp chat to type me your username

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!

    Let’s shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Coming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?

    Adam?

    Can you believe this is happening?

    I can’t.

    I’ll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I’m excited.

    Here’s the graduate.

    We’re very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B’s.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.

    Ow! That’s me!

    Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!

    Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.

    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I’d make it.

    Three days grade school, three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I’m not going.

    Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

    Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

    That’s why we don’t need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.

    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick our job today?

    I heard it’s just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it’ll be like?

    A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

    Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

    That girl was hot.

    She’s my cousin!

    She is?

    Yes, we’re all cousins.

    Right. You’re right.

    At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

    These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

    What do you think he makes?

    Not enough.

    Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

    What does that do?

    Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

    Saves us millions.

    Can anyone work on the Krelman?

    Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

    But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

    But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

    The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

    What’s the difference?

    You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

    So you’ll just work us to death?

    We’ll sure try.

    Wow! That blew my mind!

    “What’s the difference?”

    How can you say that?

    One job forever?

    That’s an insane choice to have to make.

    I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

    But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

    Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

    We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

    You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

    Like what? Give me one example.

    I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

    Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

    Wait a second. Check it out.

    Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

    Wow.

    I’ve never seen them this close.

    They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

    Yeah, but some don’t come back.

    Hey, Jocks!

    Hi, Jocks!

    You guys did great!

    You’re monsters!

    You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

    I wonder where they were.

    I don’t know.

    Their day’s not planned.

    Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

    You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

    Right.

    Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

    It’s just a status symbol.

    Bees make too much of it.

    Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

    Those ladies?

    Aren’t they our cousins too?

    Distant. Distant.

    Look at these two.

    Couple of Hive Harrys.

    Let’s have fun with them.

    It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

    He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

    Oh, my!

    I never thought I’d knock him out.

    What were you doing during this?

    Trying to alert the authorities.

    I can autograph that.

    A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

    Yeah. Gusty.

    We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

    Six miles, huh?

    Barry!

    A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

    Maybe I am.

    You are not!

    We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

    What do you think, buzzy-boy?

    Are you bee enough?

    I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

    Hey, Honex!

    Dad, you surprised me.

    You decide what you’re interested in?

    Well, there’s a lot of choices.

    But you only get one.

    Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

    Son, let me tell you about stirring.

    You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

    You get yourself into a rhythm.

    It’s a beautiful thing.

    You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

    maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

    You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

    That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

    Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

    Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

    I’m not trying to be funny.

    You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

    You’re gonna be a stirrer?

    No one’s listening to me!

    Wait till you see the sticks I have.

    I could say anything right now.

    I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

    Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

    Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

    I’m so proud.

    We’re starting work today!

    Today’s the day.

    Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

    Yeah, right.

    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

    Is it still available?

    Hang on. Two left!

    One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

    Step to the side.

    What’d you get?

    Picking crud out. Stellar!

    Wow!

    Couple of newbies?

    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

    Make your choice.

    You want to go first?

    No, you go.

    Oh, my. What’s available?

    Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

    Any chance of getting the Krelman?

    Sure, you’re on.

    I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

    Wax monkey’s always open.

    The Krelman opened up again.

    What happened?

    A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

    Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

    Oh, this is so hard!

    Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

    Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

    Barry!

    All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

    What happened to you?

    Where are you?

    I’m going out.

    Out? Out where?

    Out there.

    Oh, no!

    I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

    You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

    Another call coming in.

    If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

    Hey, guys.

    Look at that.

    Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

    Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

    It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

    Sign here, here. Just initial that.

    Thank you.

    OK.

    You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

    So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

    Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

    Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

    That’s awful.

    And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

    All right, launch positions!

    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

    Black and yellow!

    Hello!

    You ready for this, hot shot?

    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

    Wind, check.

    Antennae, check.

    Nectar pack, check.

    Wings, check.

    Stinger, check.

    Scared out of my shorts, check.

    OK, ladies,

    let’s move it out!

    Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

    All of you, drain those flowers!

    Wow! I’m out!

    I can’t believe I’m out!

    So blue.

    I feel so fast and free!

    Box kite!

    Wow!

    Flowers!

    This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

    Roses!

    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

    Stand to the side, kid.

    It’s got a bit of a kick.

    That is one nectar collector!

    Ever see pollination up close?

    No, sir.

    I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

    See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

    That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

    That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

    Cool.

    I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

    Copy that visual.

    Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

    Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

    Affirmative.

    That was on the line!

    This is the coolest. What is it?

    I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

    It smells good.

    Not like a flower, but I like it.

    Yeah, fuzzy.

    Chemical-y.

    Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

    My sweet lord of bees!

    Candy-brain, get off there!

    Problem!

    Guys!

    This could be bad.

    Affirmative.

    Very close.

    Gonna hurt.

    Mama’s little boy.

    You are way out of position, rookie!

    Coming in at you like a missile!

    Help me!

    I don’t think these are flowers.

    Should we tell him?

    I think he knows.

    What is this?!

    Match point!

    You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

    Yowser!

    Gross.

    There’s a bee in the car!

    Do something!

    I’m driving!

    Hi, bee.

    He’s back here!

    He’s going to sting me!

    Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

    He blinked!

    Spray him, Granny!

    What are you doing?!

    Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

    I gotta get home.

    Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

    Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

    Ken, could you close the window please?

    Ken, could you close the window please?

    Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

    Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

    What was that?

    Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

    That is diabolical.

    It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

    What’s number one? Star Wars?

    Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

    No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

    When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

    There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

    I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

    I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

    Wait! Stop! Bee!

    Stand back. These are winter boots.

    Wait!

    Don’t kill him!

    You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

    Why does his life have less value than yours?

    Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

    I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

    My brochure!

    There you go, little guy.

    I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

    Put that on your resume brochure.

    My whole face could puff up.

    Make it one of your special skills.

    Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

    Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

    Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

    Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

    You could put carob chips on there.

    Bye.

    Supposed to be less calories.

    Bye.

    I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

    All right, here it goes.

    Nah.

    What would I say?

    I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

    I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

    Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

    No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

    How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

    Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

    Hi!

    I’m sorry. You’re talking.

    Yes, I know.

    You’re talking!

    I’m so sorry.

    No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

    I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

    Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

    This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

    I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

    And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

    That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

    Yeah.

    I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

    I just want to say I’m grateful.

    I’ll leave now.

    Wait! How did you learn to do that?

    What?

    The talking thing.

    Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

    That’s very funny.

    Yeah.

    Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

    Anyway… Can I… get you something?

    Like what?

    I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

    I don’t want to put you out.

    It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

    It’s just coffee.

    I hate to impose.

    Don’t be ridiculous!

    Actually, I would love a cup.

    Hey, you want rum cake?

    I shouldn’t.

    Have some.

    No, I can’t.

    Come on!

    I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

    Where?

    These stripes don’t help.

    You look great!

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    [td width=]The wedding is on.[/td]
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    [td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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    [td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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    [td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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    [td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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    [td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Why do girls put rings on their toes?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Why not?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Are you…?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Thanks![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Yeah.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]It was amazing![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]What were they like?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Poodle.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well…[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Spider?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]So who is she?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

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    Coffee heaven

    Coffee heaven
    This is a semi private server with cities, players (yes they are here), some politics, each city with its own rules and laws. Join coalitions, create your own, or maybe you want to build a city? The server has some politics, economics


    Categories
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    The Anarchy RPG Mine Server Mine2 Server Minecraft

    A new Mine2 server has opened. RPG+Anarchy. The server is alive and full of s.. content. New quests are constantly appearing on the server, after passing which you can get some donation buns)) The server is vanilla, not overloaded with plugins, here is only what you need in your adventures)

    You can play on the server from any launcher!

    Playing on the server is really difficult, it is a challenge for both beginners and very experienced players! New items that add spell casting, but there is no class system on the server, so you can turn from a warrior into a magician right during the battle !!

    Smart economy! each item price is calculated! so you don’t overpay!

    And what about the donation? A donation privilege is not worth more than a good cup of coffee!

    The server is aimed at an older audience because all the mechanics will have to be dealt with!

    For beginners, there is a guide, all the information is right at the spawn!

    RPG? Why RPG? Isn’t it boring to play the usual vanilla minecraft, where the only goal is to pass it? So our server has its own in-game history, which is still being written, and it is you who can become its key figure! There are already rumors on the server about immortal characters, although they are ordinary players and they do not have access to the /god command! (although rumors always embellish reality)

    How can you interact with the players? there is an auction on the server, set prices for your items yourself! You can also barter (exchange) with another player in a small radius!

    Come traveler, become a hero or a villain, join a faction or create your own! The story is picking up pace, why are you waiting!? Gather a party of your friends and conquer the world!

    The server is active 24/7 (except for technical work, which they warn about!)

    Adequate and responsive administration

    Server version – 1.18.1 (preferably OptiFine)

    IP – 185.158.155.86:25565

    Hurry up and join, Mine2 is open to everyone!)

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    185.158.155.86


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    TizMC

    [NL/ENG] Welcome to TizMC a Kingdom survival server, join the discord and make a ticket if u want to create a kingdom together with your friends! And maybe i will see you in the server soon?

    Welcome to TizMC a Kingdom survival server, join the discord and create a ticket if you want to make a kingdom together with your friends! will I see you on the server soon?

    195.85.49.16:24260


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    CleanComputingMC

    STAFF NEEDED!!!

    CleanComputingMC is a brand new 1.17.x Minecraft server! We need players! We are currently offering a new gamemode called FLATMMO, which uses a mixture of mcMMO, PvP, and PvE in a flat, dirt world to make the game more interesting… did we mention, it has an item shop?

    We will soon be adding more features and gamemodes… until then, we need players!

    173.27.255.25


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    Smithys Sofa

    Welcome to Smithy’s Sofa!
    -Community Run Server
    -Built to sit back a relax
    -Looking for new moderation

    I could list why this server is fantastic, but I can’t. Only because its only just opening. This 1.18 server, is new. I own the server, but I want to make a community based survival server for bedrock and Java. If you would like to join and help me and a growing group of people play I’ll meet you on the discord:
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    The server is whitelisted so please join and get you access into the world of wonder. See you there!

    play.smithysofas.net


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    Chroma SMP

    The Official Chroma SMP!

    Here at the Chroma SMP we offer many things like other servers do such as economy, creating warps, and setting homes.

    This server will be updated frequently with new things to come soon! 😀

    Features: Skyblock (BETA), Custom Enchants, Economy

    For help on the server please visit /warp help

    If you find any bugs or issues related to the server, please join our discord and dm the owner or ask in the chat so we can fix the issue.

    Join the discord here -> discord.gg/qu6pDFqE8Z

    51.222.218.29:25575


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    ViibeReborn

    Welcome to Viibe Reborn Minecraft. Once a thriving SMP server, Viibe is back after a long-awaited hiatus and better than ever before! A whole new world awaits you, complete with a player-based economy, loyalty ranks, custom cosmetics, a robust community, and a thrilling PvE/PvP survival experience. Check it out today!

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    🪐 | CyberNetwork #1 Server
    Hello fellow citizens! CyberNetwork invites you to a prison journey unlike any other. What are you waiting for? Your journey starts now…

    🪐 | What we offer:
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    [email protected] a Life Survival Server No premium

    This is the small publication of the server, this server has a great community, economy, worlds, warps, it is non-premium, it uses paperspigot, and it has premium plugins like mobile shop.

    Enjoy your experience on the server

    Remember to vote to get rewards

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    LegionGames

    The best server of all Minecraft Spanish-speaking, server with 0 lag.

    – SkyWars
    – Survival
    – BedWars
    – Squid game
    – Practice
    And all that on a Non-Premium server

    mc.legiongames.club


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    King Kaden Middle School

    **Opening on December 29**

    The simplest, vanilla 1.18 cross-play survival server with an exceptional developing team, synced discord in-game chat, instant moderation support and so much more.

    Bedrock IP: 209.58.130.161
    Bedrock Port: 61520

    Join our mailing list to always know what’s happening with the server: https://forms.gle/8p6HGbByS1dQq4js6

    kingkadensmp.mc.gg


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    RobbySMP

    RobbySMP
    RobbySMP is a brand new Semi-vanilla minecraft survival multiplayer server.
    The server is meant for 1.16.5 but players can join with versions up to 1.18.1
    What RobbySMP offers to you for free:
    > Custom commands such as /sleep, /rtp, /tpa, /spawn and more!
    > Claiming up to 8 chunks
    > A fully working economy system with a /shop and /auctionhouse
    The economy system:
    RobbySMP uses a fully working economy system that allows people to buy and sell pretty much anything with commands such as /shop and /auctionhouse
    Rules:
     1. Hacked clients are not permitted in any way
    2. Griefing another players claim is not permitted
    3. Using homophobic / racial slurs to offend someone is not permitted
    Discord:
    discord.gg/u7U5N4sNvy

    152.67.150.91:25575


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    Season 1 RE-OPEN – (v1.17)

    – SURVIVAL
    – KINGDOMS
    – RANKUP free
    – JOBS
    – PvP
    – ECONOMY
    – PLAYER PLOTS/SHOPS
    – LAND PROTECTION’s
    – VOTES
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    and a lot more..
    Come and join us to feel power of
    premium plugins and pure survival. Enjoy!

    51.195.61.65:25802


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    KaiKraft is a freshly new 1.18+ server with crates, voting, and vanilla survival. Come join today and get a head start on the action! The server is brand new and grief protected! Each player can claim land and have a peaceful time. PvP is disabled! Introducing Ranks: We have new ranks that players can purchase or have a chance to earn for free!

    play.kaikraft.xyz


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    Official PieMatt7 Minecraft Server
    Search ‘PieMatt7’ on YouTube!
    We are a dedicated community that are very welcoming, have fun on the server!

    54.37.244.95:25670


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    Play.CelestialFlame.net


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    Lunar Middle School

    1.18.1 Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP. Includes 7 set homes, tp requests, safe spawn, and moderation. Come have fun on our server and participate in events! (Whitelist only, join discord to get whitelisted)

    lunarsmp.secure.pebble.host


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    Wholesome Survival

    Server for all ages that strives to be wholesome and accepting of everyone,
    Play multiplayer without having to deal with needlessly unfriendly people
    Create in peace and know that your builds will be protected and things can be rolled back.
    The Rules
    No Stealing No Anarchy
    No Laggy Farms No Schematic
    No Botting No Hacked Client
    No Exploiting No X-ray
    Respect all users
    Small Operation. Independent Developer
    LGBTQIA+ <3
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    wholesomemc.apexmc.co


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    Pro smp is a anarchy server with lots of fun! this server is made for survival building. So join now and have lots of fun. This server is also cracked for tluancher users. ATENTION THIS SERVER IS ON 1.18!!!

    Pro_smp.exaroton.me:12120


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    Dream Survival

    This server used to be a recreation of the popular DreamSMP but we have expanded to a Survival Server! Join now! Oh and did I mention its not Pay to Win?

    dreamsmp.mc-srv.com


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    Horzion

    Hello, welcome to information. My Discord channel My server is all about gaming. It is a gaming community where other players can meet and play games together, or even become friends. We have rules and rules for the Minecraft server, so join our discord to see our rules and more information about the server, including what you can and cannot do

    ult5.falix.gg:35925


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    SMPpublic

    SMPpublic is a server where you can go afk there can be 100 players and there is spawn protection Join now

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