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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Categories
Arrow Balloon Cosmetics Economy Emotes Grave Graves Lover Lovers Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival Vanilla Vanilla Like

TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


Categories
Advancedenchantments Advancedenchants Balloon Bedrock Cosmetics Customenchants Economy Griefprevention Itemsadder Java Jobs Mcmmo Silkspawners Starlite Survival

Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


    Categories
    /l/ Balloon Creative Demo Democrat Democratic Economy Elections Hybrid Jack Minecraftserver Minecraftservers Monthly Survival Vanilla

    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


    Categories
    Discord Vanilla

    #SF – Country Foxen server Minecraft

    #SF is a regular vanilla server for Minecraft: Java Edition 1.19.4 with RolePlay elements. The country is divided into cities, trials are held, events are organized, and trade is conducted between players.

    The server is on paid hosting. License mode is disabled. The server has Plasmo Voice, Emotecraft and CoreProtect installed. To add to the server, write your nickname to the Administrator.

    When you log into the server, your IP address will be tied to your nickname, and no one else will be able to access it except you. All information is on the discord server.

    Additional information on the discord server:

    (https://discord.gg/P5ycKyCHrb)

    46.8.18.44:25634


    Categories
    Battlegear Chaos Forge Furniture Invasion Moddedserver Modpack Server Survival Tech Tekkit Tornadoes Trains Weapons

    Zilla’s Modded: Chaos Edition

    Survive in a world of mild chaos; wacky mobs, tornadoes, and invasions!

    Zilla’s Modded: Chaos Edition is a Forge 1.12.2 modpack server based on the idea of chaos, unique experiences, and dynamic gameplay. Each time you play you’ll see something new, whether it be a mob variant, structure, natural event, item, or a new game mechanic. Unlike other chaos based modpacks, this one is still meant to be fair to the player; the mobs may feel incredibly overpowered at times, but so are you if you play to your strengths ;]

    The modpack uses Zilla’s Modded’s gameplay principles as a foundation, so there are near infinite ways to play correctly. There are always multiple ways to complete a task, even a task as simple as mining (pickaxes, robots, or even trains can be used to mine!). There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

    Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-chaotic-pack

    You can import and run the modpack with CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred). Other launchers aren’t guaranteed to work.

    Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

    IP: g-nd.gl.joinmc.link

    Important crafting tip: If you open your inventory and look to the right, there is a small menu that helps you see what items are possible to craft, and how to craft them. Search for any item you want with the search bar (you can search “Blunderbuss” for example), and click on the item to see its crafting recipe.

    It is recommended to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do; there is no official guide for Zilla’s Modded, it is up to you to figure out what playstyle works for you :]

    The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-chaotic-pack/relations/dependencies


    Categories
    Pvp Survival Towny

    Dragon Era Towny

    Dragon Era Towny is a new survival server offering Towny. We might be new, but having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins. We are constantly striving to become the best, and most unique server out there. We have a lot to offer you!

    144.217.17.221

    Categories
    Mcmmo Mini Games Parkour Prison Survival

    mlg-fortress

    This server is multiple things! Prisons, Minigames, Survival, Bending AND MORE! Join now and have fuuuuunnn. Capture Points around the survival world for your clan to claim!

    mlg.robomwm.com

    Categories
    Creative Economy Pve Survival Vanilla

    Cydonia

    We are a team of dedicated players, both survival and creative, who are working to give you the best Minecraft experience available!

    We offer both survival and creative. Some of our staff and players have already created some wonderful towns in our survival world to explore and enjoy. However, the world is massive, and there is plenty of room to explore and choose your own path.

    cydonia.cc

    Categories
    Kbffa Pvp Pvpffa

    KB Battle !

    NEW !!!!

    KnockBack Battle !!!
    Join Now !

    This server is knock back pvp so the goal is be number 1 !

    To knock player out use your KB Stick and knock out player !!!


    Categories
    Towny

    TFC Russia

    BEST TFC SERVER IN THE WORLD FREE

    please visit site, register and download launcher.
    …………………………………………………………………………
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    tfc.su:43210

    Categories
    Economy Factions Pve Survival

    MCCF PVE

    Classic PVE Factions like those back in 1.2.5 :’)
    Community Factions.

    Still being built atm. A shop and ranking system will be added shorty so stay posted.

    131.153.28.114:25576

    Categories
    Economy Mcmmo Pvp Roleplay Vanilla

    CrashLandMC

    We are a beta MineCraft server that enjoys helping players, and has friendly staff! We are going to add a CombatTimer, a Custom Enchant plugin to help players have extra perks from certain kits and, a cool Vanilla Enchanting System.

    192.99.83.164:25598

    Categories
    Economy Survival Vanilla

    SunnySide

    Play Minecraft offline server with chinese players!
    USE play.mcsunnyside.com TO CONNECT SERVER
    >>You should register first on forum.mcsunnyside.com

    gs4.nide8.com:25578

    Categories
    Hardcore Pvp

    Detriox.net

    Detriox.net is a project that came to life in 2017.
    Here you will experience PvP like you have never experienced it before. Fight alone or together with your clan on a whole new level – without unnecessary lag.
    Fight your way up league after league and become the best on Detriox.
    What makes us different from other PvP servers? A lag-free experience.

    I hope you have fun
    Your Detriox.net server team.

    IP: Detriox.net
    Forum: http://forum.Detriox.net/
    Main Page: http://Detriox.net/
    TeamSpeak: ts.Detriox.net

    Detriox.net

    Categories
    Other

    PlugMC

    ╭・┈・・┈・୨୧・┈・・┈・╮
    PlugMC
    ╰・┈・・┈・୨୧・┈・・┈・╯

    ➜ StekkerMC is the community server for you! This means that several options are offered to everyone. Will you investigate and know where to find it?

    ➜ What we offer you!
    -• Pleasant Community
    -• Active & Professional Staff Team
    -• Survival
    -• Skyblock


    -•
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    ➜ Please visit our server soon
    discord.gg/mwMWpX4q


    Categories
    Economy Factions Mcmmo Pvp Survival

    With Mavi

    Brand new minecraft survival server! come and join for a fun Bukkit-full plugin mc server, with tons of plugins, daily updates and more!
    Invite your friends for a unique and fun new mc server at the latest version. Fun staff and 24/7 support!

    66.70.147.36:25586

    Categories
    Creative Survival

    SY_Craft

    hello, I'm making this server to let all people play on it, enjoy it, the leaders are me and my brother

    play.minetopia.nl:5566

    Categories
    Economy Towny

    Arcadia Towny

    NEED STAFF NO DEVELOPERS NEEDED NEW TOWNY SERVER JOIN NOW HAS MCJOBS AND CHESTSHOP ETC NEEDD STAFF ASAP WERE ONLINE DONT WORRY PUT PORT TO 66.70.250.19:25565

    66.70.250.19

    Categories
    Kitpvp Mini Games Skywars

    V2

    this is a premade server but I am remaking it better so I can make a good minecraft community

    we are looking for admins and just players

    THIS IS A 1.8.9 server it will be all newer game versions soon

    JOIN THIS https://discord.gg/xfrfRS

    104.219.1.196

    Categories
    Creative Pvp

    Clout Therapy

    Clout Therapy minecraft server. Discord server where idea of creating minecraft server started!https://discord.gg/yfCcGHY

    145.239.234.27

    Categories
    Pvp

    VeX_Craft

    Hello. I would like to introduce the official server of VeX_Craft. Things to know:
    -This is a set developer pvp server based on fullpvp.
    – The server is run by a nice management.
    -A lag-free server on which p2w players do not dominate the pvp mine.
    -There is quite good combat, so people don't run out during random pvp.
    If you like the server, sign up or join our discord server.
    https://discord.gg/kr4dzZ2Xys


    Categories
    Pve Survival Vanilla

    Beeblecraft

    Welcome to Beeblecraft! We are a friendly adult (21+) sever that recently transferred from realms. As such we’re looking for adult minecrafters to join us in the quest for pixelated happiness! You don’t have to commit to 20 hours a day to join Beeblecraft, many of us have jobs, families, pets, dinner burning in the oven and other diverse crises that mean, hey, sometimes we can’t be on. That’s cool. We understand. We’re here for you to unwind and get away from all that stuff.

    You might be an ace redstoner, you might run around with a wooden sword wondering where on earth you built that dirt hut, your previous experience doesn’t matter – your company, sense of humour and general decent human-ness do.

    In terms of the usual question-stuff, mobgriefing is on, firetick are off and we have a one-person sleeping system. PvP on, but we expect this not to be abused. Any griefing, stealing, bullying or cheating etc will not be tolerated. If you need help, please ask ; if you can offer help please d so. We transferred our map from a realm and have no intention of resetting – this is definitely a long-term world.
    If this sounds like your sort of server pop over to our Discord channel at https://discord.gg/zbYzwkh and complete an application or visit our Minecraft Forum thread at https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/2862424

    54.36.229.131

    Categories
    Survival

    JunkandCraft

    Join us for anarchy 2 rules no hacking no spamming chat. We have / spawn, /home, /clan and a small economy. get your friends and lets craft raid and pvp Hop on today!!!!


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