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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Arrow Balloon Cosmetics Economy Emotes Grave Graves Lover Lovers Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival Vanilla Vanilla Like

TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


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Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


    Categories
    /l/ Balloon Creative Demo Democrat Democratic Economy Elections Hybrid Jack Minecraftserver Minecraftservers Monthly Survival Vanilla

    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


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    Ava Dream Dream Smp Eam Exp Experience Gaming Java Lane Map Pvp Ross See Survival Vanilla

    GamingSmiglaNet

    In this server you get to experience the Dream SMP map and play! this server will soon be cross platform but for now its only Java! Hope to see you there!

    play.gamingsmigla.net


    Categories
    2021 Ars Back Ffa Knockback Knockbackffa Kywars Mini Games Rush Skywar Skywars Ush Wait Waiting Wars

    HyMC Network

    New server 2021, with the best SkyWars Rush and a fun KnockbackFFA! What are you waiting for? Play at: mchymc.us

    mc.hymc.us


    Categories
    Bon Channel First Gamer Gang Heir Hut Log Lucky Minehut Official Survival Tube Vip Youtube

    LG20 Server

    LG20Server is the official server for the LoganGamer20 YouTube channel! A lucky few might even get VIP on their first join as a bonus!

    LG20Server.minehut.gg


    Categories
    Anti Bedrock Bedrock Edition Edit Edition Java Java And Bedrock Java Edition Pirate Play Minecraft Rock Support Survival System Vanilla

    Amped2Play Minecraft ZA

    We support Java Edition and Bedrock Edition on one platform!
    VANILLA SERVER
    A2P Rules
    ANTI GRIEF SYSTEM
    JAVA AND BEDROCK SUPPORT
    CONNECTS TO ALL PLATFORMS
    NO PIRATE COPY GAMES ALLOWED

    minecraft.amptek.co.za


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    Bro Browser Claiming Dynmap Economy Give Globe Laim Nline Pvp Sim Simp Simplistic Territory Towny

    CGNetwork Town PVP

    CGNetwork Towny PVP is a map based off the real world globe. Utilizing online world browser map Dynmap and Towny plugins to give players the best pvp experience. This is a simplistic style server with territory claiming and small team sizes.

    cgnetwork.me


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    2021 America American Anarchic Anarchy Anarquia Hate Latin Latino Latinoamerica Pvp Raiding Seed Survival Vanilla

    latanarquia

    Latanarquia is a Hispanic / Latinoamerican Anarchy Server that was made in 2021. there’s no rules, you can do whatever you want!

    hisparquia seed

    The New Hisparquia

    Latanarquia is a Hispanic / Latin American Anarchic Server that was created in 2021 there are no rules, you can do whatever you want!

    has the seed of hisparquia

    The New hisparquia

    latanarquia.org


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    Ages Ancient English Factions Hidden Kitpvp Market Plus Pve Pvp Pvp Arena Stage Stages Survival Vanilla

    AncientARK

    – Factions
    Survival plus
    gamemode = Survival
    – Jobs
    – PvP Arena
    – Kits
    – Rent/buy Shops in market
    – Rent/buy plots
    – HIdden Parkour stages. <—-
    – English Hopefully
    – English support staff
    and much more ,so why dont you check it out

    ancientark.ddns.net


    Categories
    1.17 Auctions Economy Etho Gold Kyn Mcmmo Moria Omori Pig Sethome Silk Spawners Spigot Timber

    Gnomoria

    Be Kind. Be Ethical. Use Common Sense.
    Small server with THE most up-to-date plugins of a vanilla++ 1.17 server because we really want to play 1.17 too.
    Spigot 1.17
    Current: SILK TOUCH SPAWNERS, server shop, auctions, warps, timber, mcmmo, ranks, sethome, kits, gold shovel claim, TPA
    Future: jobs

    gnomoria.skynode.gg


    Categories
    1.17 Chill Cosmetic Cosmetics Economy Epic Eternal Hill Mcmmo Meet Non Osmetics Pay Perfect Survival

    Quest Eternal

    Welcome to Quest Eternal
    Run on the brand new 1.17 version come join us for some epic times

    Featuring:
    MCMMO
    In Game Shop
    Cosmetics
    In Game Ranks
    …and much more

    A truely Non pay 2 win server this is a perfect place to chill, meet some new friends and have fun.

    play.questeternal.co.uk


    Categories
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    Hystar

    Hystar, officially the Hystar Network, is a Minecraft Pratice server started on June 15, 2021, by zMaddi and xDexy, and is managed by HystarTeam.

    P:S: don’t join now, join in discord: https://discord.gg/e5NRP4mDXr

    glib-boundary.auto.playit.gg


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    McWancraft

    McWanCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community.

    103.195.101.225:25611


    Categories
    1.16.5 Kit Kitpv Kitpvp Kywars Nice Oda Prison Skyblock Skywar Skywars Sun Survival Survivalop Vanilla

    SuniceNetWork

    Sunice NetWork Server de Minecraft

    Modalities

    kitPVP : 1.8

    PricionOP: 1.8 /1.16

    Skyblock: 1.8

    Skywars : 18 /1.16

    SurvivalOP : 1.8/1.16.5

    Vanilla 1.8/1.16

    sunice.cf


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    Arcane Battles Character Fanta Fantastic Joga Middle Middle School Minecraft Rp Pvp Roleplay Rp Server Stories Survival Vanilla

    Middle School Arcanea

    Welcome! This is Arcanea, it is a Minecraft RP server, a land with a story that everyone contributes, countless stories, fantastic plots and battles made by the players themselves, create your character, have fun and change the world!

    arcaneasmp.jogar.io


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    Inplex

    Inplex is a tnt run server where you go in a arena and run with other people until you fall into the void the tnt blocks under you disappear while you run and then you falll into the void

    ineplex.apexmc.co


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    Coop Cooperative Creations Damage Discordsrv Explosion Explosions Game Minecraft Minecraft Chat Pve Road Roads Roleplay Survival Vanilla

    Crossroads

    Welcome to Crossroads!

    Join our discord to join the server! https://discord.gg/PmVZ9vHb29

    Crossroads aims to be a cooperative Survival experience where everyone works together to build one big city! We encourage you to actively meet, trade with, and form communities with other players. Spawn is protected, fire does not spread, explosions do not destroy blocks, and CoreProtect can undo any destroyed blocks so your creations are safe!

    What mods are included?

    Tpa/SetHome/Spawn: Simple commands that let you teleport to players, set a home, and teleport to spawn.

    DiscordSRV: This integrates our discord with the ingame Minecraft chat! Send messages through discord to players in-game and vice versa.

    CoreProtect: If an accident does occur or a block is destroyed, this can roll back the damage done to repair it.

    170.187.146.96


    Categories
    1.19 1.7 Ava Cake Day Discord Feel Forge Java Mod Moddé Modded Modded Smp Old Vannila

    Cakes Modded SMP

    – CakeSMP
    Java
    – Forge
    – Modded (With a vannila feel)
    – New (1 Day Old)
    Discord: discord.gg/DRMeZG9M3e

    IP: 51.161.71.199:25572

    Categories
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    Lavaswap

    Lavaswap, an exciting death swap with our own plugins and a great community, we will be adding new stuff and keeping the server as active and fun as we can.

    minehut.com


    Categories
    Blast Blaster Boss Bosses Factions Force Mcmmo Orc Pvp Raiding Saber Star Wars Theme Themed Towny

    ForceMC

    Welcome to ForceMC! A minecraft star wars themed server! Collect blasters, kyber cyrstals. Bild sabers and fight bosses like general grievous! Join now!

    play.forcemc.net


    Categories
    1.19 Economy Freerank Freeranks Furniture Mcmmo Parkour Pwr Pyrofishing Roleplay Survival Teleports Towny Vanilla Waves

    Rituals of MC

    You wake up days after the tragic loss of your crew and only memories of the horrible night as the waves made by the storm sunk your beloved ship. You raise up as you notice a few tools being washed up with you and a diary of your friend who was lost in the shipwrecks. The diary reads from the night before that his story might end here, but that yours is only the beginning of a new adventure. This adventure begins on the Castaway island, your spawn area and safespot. Explore it to find teleports to the wild and nether where you can find resources and start building your base. Fight your way up to MCMMO top!

    With our extended plugins such as pyrofishing, you can also have extra fun fishing! Buy keys to open our ritualistic crates, do quests asked by the one and only Gordon Ramsey and get freeranks by voting or buy a rank! Our server has fun extras like funwarps, realistic door knock and extra furniture like TV, PC’s, refrigerator, washing machine and so on! And a mobarena you can enter at your own risk! Good luck stranded creature..

    51.195.224.169


    Categories
    1.8 Pvp Address Dom Dynmap Fut Future Home Niki Pvp Rail Roleplay Survival Trail Trailer Youtube

    MartiniKingdom

    MartiniKingdom [1.15.2] [1.8 PVP]

    IP address: play.martinikingdom.nl
    Discord: https://discord.io/MartiniKingdom
    Website: (dynmap + shop) martinikingdom.nl
    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOAUEVuE210

    I hope to see you in our minecraft kingdom server in the future!

    Welcome home.

    play.martinikingdom.nl


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