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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Categories
Arrow Balloon Cosmetics Economy Emotes Grave Graves Lover Lovers Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival Vanilla Vanilla Like

TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


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Advancedenchantments Advancedenchants Balloon Bedrock Cosmetics Customenchants Economy Griefprevention Itemsadder Java Jobs Mcmmo Silkspawners Starlite Survival

Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


    Categories
    /l/ Balloon Creative Demo Democrat Democratic Economy Elections Hybrid Jack Minecraftserver Minecraftservers Monthly Survival Vanilla

    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


    Categories
    Mini Games Pve Survival

    NightmareCraft V4

    Hi to you adventurer!

    Are you ready to live an incredible and immersive adventure?
    Go to our website: https://nightmarecraft.fr to start your incredible adventure.
    And if you need help, don't hesitate to chat with us on the Discord server: https://discord.gg/rkyx2jshtn!

    91.197.6.247:25610


    Categories
    Anarchy Bedwars Lifesteal Pvp Survival

    HyCube Network

    Hycube Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do the best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PVP and Survival.

    Immerse yourself in a world of challenging survival where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Demonstrate your survival skills and establish your home in this relentless world!

    play.hycube.org


    Categories
    Survival Vanilla

    Minvest ✨ server minecraft

    Minkvest is a place where the classic vanilla gameplay is combined with fascinating unique mechanics! Explore the world that has preserved the spirit of the classic minecraft, but filled with new opportunities: recycled mobs, unexpected changes in outdated objects, new game experience and dynamic events that will not let you get bored.

    What makes our server unique?

    ✨ Proximity to vannel: We have retained all the main aspects of the vanilla minecraft so that players can enjoy the real experience of the game. Research, survival, construction – everything is in the usual spirit.

    ⚙️ Unique mechanics: our server is filled with author's mechanics who expand the possibilities of vanilla gameplay. Have you seen at least somewhere that the spiders shoot a web? And this is only one of the many innovations!

    ❤️ Community: Our server unites the friendly community of players who are ready to help, exchange experience or just spend time in a cozy company. Regular game events, joint construction sites and new dangers will rally you and will allow you to find new friends.

    Immerse yourself in the atmosphere of endless creativity and adventure! Our project is waiting for you – a place where each of your idea can become a reality, and every step is the beginning of a new amazing journey. Join us and start your way in a world full of miracles and discoveries!

    If you experience connection problems – use IP: 185.125.50.43

    Play.minequest.org


    Categories
    Anarchy Casino Creative Discord Free Mini Games Parkour Pvp Shops Skyblock Survival

    ⭐ minerich ⭐┃➤ Survival, anarchy, Skyblock 💥 server minecraft

    Version> 1.7.2-following

    ¦

    Modes> Survival, anarchy, Skyblock (Bedars, soon)

    ¦

    Server pluses:

    1. No lags

    2. No byte for donat

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with don -prizes (details – https://discord.gg/tqpb3b9dae)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/Football)

    ➤ Hockey (/Warp Hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-wra (/tntjoin)

    ➤ weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ pets (/Pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/Feelings)

    ➤ duel (/Duel)

    ➤ Sex (/Sex)

    ➤ Clans (/CLAN)

    ➤ Wedding (/Marry)

    ➤ hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/Friends)

    ➤ auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Privat (/Region)

    ➤ tops (/tops)

    ➤ cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date base base (/Headdb)

    ➤ Skin backlight (/Glow)

    ➤ transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ report system (/Report)

    ➤ Infoor console (/console)

    ➤ Parkur (/Warp Parkour)

    ➤ Splif (/Warp Spelef)

    ➤ Tsar Maurus (/King)

    ➤ varnishes (/lb)

    ➤ casino (14 mini-games, 6 with multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Zone for construction (on SPAVNA) (/WARP Build)

    ➤ Economics (currency)

    ➤ salary (issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit,/lay,/CRAWL)

    ➤ elevators (you can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Batuta (you can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/Kiki/Muts/Varna (Donat-Cleaning)

    ➤ Infoor console (/console)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/Warp PVP)

    ➤ Portals (into the world of Hell, End)

    ➤ Effects (above the head, under the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Dona-Waste, /Gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat-Mir (/World) (without wipes)

    ➤ Cash commands ( /Drop, /Sex, /Spit, /Kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airrods

    ➤ mysticism

    ➤ caches

    ➤ relics

    ➤ spheres

    ➤ Privat blocks

    ➤ things on x lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/Warp PVP)

    ➤ Auto step (/Warp Mine)

    ➤ buyer (/semeller)

    ➤ auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/Shop)

    ➤ quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donat (/free)

    ¦

    Skyblock:

    ➤ auction (/ah)

    ➤ Auto step (/Warp Mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/Warp PVP)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/Shop)

    Play.texarich.ru


    Categories
    Bedwars Kitpvp Pvp Skywars

    XimiPvP

    The Italian Practice inspired by Minemen Club is here to revolutionize the competitive PVP!

    Why choose Ximipvp?
    Fluid and balanced combat
    Hit Registration Precise
    Competitive ranking
    Optimized and updated server
    Active and skilled community

    New: Fastbuilder as on McPlayHD!
    Train your bridging (Godbridge, Moonwalk, Breezily and others) with instantaneous reset, precise timers and cool animations!

    Whether you want to train seriously or climb the rankings, Ximipvp is the right place.

    Join now!
    Ximipvp – Train. Stairs. Dominates.

    ximi.lol


    Categories
    Survival Whitelist

    Skyfall SMP

    —PLEASE READ—
    Welcome to Skyfall SMP, a community-driven semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server designed for players who love creativity, collaboration, and a little mystery in the skies.

    Whether you’re a peaceful builder, a redstone tinkerer, or an adventurer seeking rare loot and custom events, Skyfall offers a grounded yet thrilling survival experience. You will need a few mods.

    In order to join this server you must answer a few questions! Apply Here: https://forms.gle/q8HHmuwR9JKPLyZMA

    If you have any questions DM cubestruction on discord.

    147.135.31.204:25625


    Categories
    Cross-Play Economy Pve Pvp Raiding Survival

    Not So Smp

    Not So SMP is a fun and fair survival multiplayer server with an active economy, player shops, raiding, and more. Use /rtp to start fresh, join events, trade with others, and survive your own way. We focus on community, creativity, and constant updates. No pay-to-win, just pure Minecraft fun!

    147.185.221.30:26875


    Categories
    Anarchy Economy

    Legendcraft – anarchy hip server minecraft

    Join Legendcraft – a unique server where everyone will find adventures to taste!

    ✨ What awaits you?

    – Anarchy with the economy – system, earn, trade and become the richest!

    – Clan wars – create a clan, fight for the territory and prove that your team is the strongest!

    – Interesting events – regular events with steep loot!

    – Friendly community – play with like -minded people and start new friends!

    – Antitus and protection – an honest game for everyone!

    – Start your legend today!

    IP: Legendcraft.ru

    Version: 1.21+


    Categories
    Survival

    CherryMCE

    CherryMC is a Minecraft server with Dedicated owners, evry week we throw an admin abuse, and this server looks like donut smp, but is completley self coded/made, this is not a setup. please play our server!

    node01.ibq-services.com:1507


    Categories
    Pve Pvp Survival Towny Vanilla

    Vasatra

    Vasatra is a Minecraft server with spell based combat inspired by games like Fallout: New Vegas, STALKER, and Dark Souls – set in a post mass extinction world being eaten away by unfathomable forces.

    What is included with this DEMO RELEASE :

    7 Unique armorsets with set passives
    24 Different weapons with different combat styles
    45+ Unique mobs
    6 NPCs you can converse with and take side quests from
    3 Starter Fighting Styles
    Several hidden bosses

    vasatra.dedimc.io


    Categories
    Kitpvp Mini Games Pvp

    PvP Floor Mann

    Join the PvP server with a premium feel! From the free-for-all without kits to the matches with OP weapons, PvP: Floor Mann has it all! On top of PvP, you may explore the volcanic spawn. Brought to you by @FloorMann on YouTube.

    pvp.flappygrant.com


    Categories
    Cross-Play Pvp Survival

    VulcanSMP

    Welcome to Vulcansmp!
    The best NL/BE community server for young and old!
    Our server grows every day and we really listen to your ideas. Are you also coming to taste our atmosphere?

    What can you do with us?

    Survival – Unique experience with custom items, quests and more!

    Join Vulcansmp:
    – Discord: discord.vulcansmp.nl
    – Website: www.vulcansmp.nl
    – IP: play.vulcansmp.nl (1.21.8)

    play.vulcansmp.nl


    Categories
    Cross-Play Survival Vanilla

    Krawl

    Survival Server. It’s online 24/7

    ALMOST vanilla server. Java + Bedrock server. Server not hosted online, running locally on some old HP PC but seems to be working well enough.

    veinminer, DynMap

    /sethome /home /tpa /rtp

    mc.krawl.uk


    Categories
    Anarchy

    DegenSMP

    This Server Is A Survival Server Where You Have Free Reign Whether You Kill, Pillage, Or Just Have Fun. You Can Transfer Pets By Attaching Them To A Leash And Right Clicking On A Player And Anyone From Version 1.9-1.21+ Can Join.

    DegenSMP.mcserver.us


    Categories
    Cross-Play Economy Pvp Rpg Survival

    Grill Cheese SMP

    GRAND OPENNG OF THE VANILLA SURVIVAL MINECRAFT SERVER! mc.mraethergaming.com BEDROCK/JAVA ALL CAN JOIN! Custom Enchants! Fishing, Daily Rewards, Mob Spawner Upgrades! Plugins and more! completly free!

    mc.mraethergaming.com


    Categories
    Creative

    CreativeArmy

    Heya! Welcome to CreativeArmy, a free Creative server where you can build, destroy or create whatever you want. Here, there’s no limits to what you can do. We’ve reopened from our last closure, so there’s a brand new world to explore (Or destroy!). Now, let’s get creative.

    CreativeArmy.lagless.games


    Categories
    Anarchy Factions Hardcore Pve Pvp Roleplay Whitelist

    Kaisen SMP

    Kaisen SMP is a Minecraft server inspired by Jujutsu Kaisen, featuring cursed techniques, clans, and intense PvP. Join battles, master your powers, and rise in a world of sorcery and danger!

    please vote us as the best anime server of 2025

    sausagesmp.de


    Categories
    Cross-Play Economy Pvp Raiding Survival Vanilla

    CrystalFun

    Step into a world where skill, strategy, and survival collide!
    Engage in intense crystal PvP battles, outsmart your opponents, and prove you’re the strongest fighter on the server.

    Build & Protect – Create a secure base to store your loot, raid other bases, keep your base hidden.
    Grind & Get Rich – Gather resources, trade, farm, and climb to the top of the economy leaderboard.
    Endless Adventure – Whether you’re raiding enemies, fighting others, or simply exploring, there’s always something to do.

    Join now and dominate the battlefield in the ultimate Crystal PvP Survival experience!

    crystalfun.net


    Categories
    Economy Kitpvp Pvp

    PvPLovers

    Pvplovers Brazilian server Full PVP and rankup with saved economy focused on continuous combat and tight progress mcmmo adjusted with shock fishing acrobatics and mining mines active arenas and duels land system in the world slum with purchase and PVP protections by land rewards droops rare and active community between and evolves their ranks and their equipment and their equipment and their equipment and their equipment to their equipment and their equipment to their equipment and their equipment PVP

    pvplovers.secure.pebble.host


    Categories
    Mcmmo Pve Rpg Survival Vanilla

    Termina SMP Craft

    Welcome to Termina SMP

    Termina SMP is a survival multiplayer world built for players who want a mix of adventure, creativity, and community. Our server offers a balanced experience where you can explore, build, and survive together without worrying about griefers or unfair play.

    We focus on creating a friendly and active community. Whether you enjoy mining and farming, building epic bases, or exploring the wilds with friends, Termina SMP has a place for you.

    What You’ll Find Here

    A survival-first experience with rules to keep the world safe and fair

    Friendly community where teamwork and collaboration are encouraged

    Regular events and challenges that bring players together

    Fair and active staff team to handle issues quickly

    PvP with consent only, so you decide when to fight

    Server-backed economy and trading, perfect for players who love community markets

    Why Play on Termina SMP

    We are more than just a server list entry. Termina SMP is a community-driven world where every player has the chance to leave their mark. Build towns, create alliances, explore vast landscapes, or just relax and enjoy survival with good company.

    We believe in fairness, respect, and fun above all else. Cheating, griefing, or harassment will not be tolerated. Our goal is to maintain a safe and inclusive space where players of all backgrounds can play together.

    Join Us

    If you are looking for a long-term world to call home, Termina SMP is waiting for you. Bring your creativity, your survival skills, and your sense of adventure. Together we will shape the world of Termina into something amazing.

    play.hitpoint.pro


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