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Old-Survival | SMP

https://discord.gg/A6JqyG43Pw

We have a Diamond Economy. Players can create shops in our ever expending shopping district. There are no ranks that give special powers, Overpowered items or lootboxes. The only way to get these special enchantments are through hosted server events. So very rare. This means that everything is completely free and follows Mojangs TOS. This also makes this a safe place for under-age people and/or parents or guardians to play at.

IP: old-surival.com

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ObiWorld 1.19.2 Survival with Grief Prevention & MiniGames. BedWars! HungerGames! Parkour! Mazes! Custom Boss Mobs!

Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Vanilla with grief prevention and minigames. Something for everyone–beginners to expert! No donation pings, no lobby, just play! Our server is small; we have just over 100 players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a safe place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I read ALL the chat. Most of our players are between 10 and 18 years old. Staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. That being said, I do allow player vs player combat and item keep–sometimes feelings can be hurt. Also, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. I fund it myself.

Join us on discord: discord.gg/tSrj2EFTGy


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Frank National Park [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {Whitelist} {1.19.2} {18+}

Welcome to the Frank National Park!

Discord: Frank National ParkWe are looking for new explorers to join a brand new park! We just updated to 1.19.2 and are looking to expand our player base! About Frank:

  • Semi-Vanilla SMP meant for more mature players. No sexual content, but we are all adults just wanting to play with other adults. (The only exemption from this has been parents playing with their kids. If that’s something you want to do, talk to a helper, and we can work that out!)
  • A friendly community where everyone is welcome. We are an LGBTQ+ friendly server and will not allow any sort of hate. We just want to be ourselves and play Minecraft; be a dick elsewhere.
  • Whitelisted with the help of some plugins, we will link your Minecraft account to your Discord account as a way of allowing only people in our discord to join. There is also a small application to fill out in the discord.
  • A Brand New World! We are just updating to 1.19.2, so with that comes a new blank canvas for all to enjoy!
  • We have been on hiatus for a few months. So we have fewer people than we used to. We want to get that community back! For our last few updates, this has been a very close community. People worked together to build a town and market at spawn each time we made a new world. Though if you prefer to work on your own, that’s totally okay! Everyone is allowed to explore the world how they see fit (excluding cheating, of course).
    We do have a pretty strict no PVP policy. Unless you agree upon it that’s one thing we ask you not to do. The rest of our rules are available on our Discord, and one of our friendly Park Rangers will be more than willing to help you out with any questions you might have!

    Any more questions? Join the discord and talk to any of our friendly helpers!
    Come join the fun of a brand new world, and make new friends while you’re at it! We hope to see you soon!Discord: Frank National Park


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    Dirt Smp!

    a cool survival smp!

    discord for whitelist : discord.gg/AQcaJxjh

    go into smp chat to type me your username

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!

    Let’s shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Coming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?

    Adam?

    Can you believe this is happening?

    I can’t.

    I’ll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I’m excited.

    Here’s the graduate.

    We’re very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B’s.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.

    Ow! That’s me!

    Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!

    Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.

    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I’d make it.

    Three days grade school, three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I’m not going.

    Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

    Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

    That’s why we don’t need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.

    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick our job today?

    I heard it’s just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it’ll be like?

    A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

    Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

    That girl was hot.

    She’s my cousin!

    She is?

    Yes, we’re all cousins.

    Right. You’re right.

    At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

    These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

    What do you think he makes?

    Not enough.

    Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

    What does that do?

    Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

    Saves us millions.

    Can anyone work on the Krelman?

    Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

    But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

    But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

    The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

    What’s the difference?

    You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

    So you’ll just work us to death?

    We’ll sure try.

    Wow! That blew my mind!

    “What’s the difference?”

    How can you say that?

    One job forever?

    That’s an insane choice to have to make.

    I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

    But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

    Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

    We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

    You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

    Like what? Give me one example.

    I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

    Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

    Wait a second. Check it out.

    Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

    Wow.

    I’ve never seen them this close.

    They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

    Yeah, but some don’t come back.

    Hey, Jocks!

    Hi, Jocks!

    You guys did great!

    You’re monsters!

    You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

    I wonder where they were.

    I don’t know.

    Their day’s not planned.

    Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

    You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

    Right.

    Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

    It’s just a status symbol.

    Bees make too much of it.

    Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

    Those ladies?

    Aren’t they our cousins too?

    Distant. Distant.

    Look at these two.

    Couple of Hive Harrys.

    Let’s have fun with them.

    It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

    He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

    Oh, my!

    I never thought I’d knock him out.

    What were you doing during this?

    Trying to alert the authorities.

    I can autograph that.

    A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

    Yeah. Gusty.

    We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

    Six miles, huh?

    Barry!

    A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

    Maybe I am.

    You are not!

    We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

    What do you think, buzzy-boy?

    Are you bee enough?

    I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

    Hey, Honex!

    Dad, you surprised me.

    You decide what you’re interested in?

    Well, there’s a lot of choices.

    But you only get one.

    Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

    Son, let me tell you about stirring.

    You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

    You get yourself into a rhythm.

    It’s a beautiful thing.

    You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

    maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

    You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

    That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

    Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

    Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

    I’m not trying to be funny.

    You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

    You’re gonna be a stirrer?

    No one’s listening to me!

    Wait till you see the sticks I have.

    I could say anything right now.

    I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

    Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

    Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

    I’m so proud.

    We’re starting work today!

    Today’s the day.

    Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

    Yeah, right.

    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

    Is it still available?

    Hang on. Two left!

    One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

    Step to the side.

    What’d you get?

    Picking crud out. Stellar!

    Wow!

    Couple of newbies?

    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

    Make your choice.

    You want to go first?

    No, you go.

    Oh, my. What’s available?

    Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

    Any chance of getting the Krelman?

    Sure, you’re on.

    I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

    Wax monkey’s always open.

    The Krelman opened up again.

    What happened?

    A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

    Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

    Oh, this is so hard!

    Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

    Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

    Barry!

    All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

    What happened to you?

    Where are you?

    I’m going out.

    Out? Out where?

    Out there.

    Oh, no!

    I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

    You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

    Another call coming in.

    If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

    Hey, guys.

    Look at that.

    Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

    Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

    It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

    Sign here, here. Just initial that.

    Thank you.

    OK.

    You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

    So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

    Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

    Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

    That’s awful.

    And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

    All right, launch positions!

    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

    Black and yellow!

    Hello!

    You ready for this, hot shot?

    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

    Wind, check.

    Antennae, check.

    Nectar pack, check.

    Wings, check.

    Stinger, check.

    Scared out of my shorts, check.

    OK, ladies,

    let’s move it out!

    Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

    All of you, drain those flowers!

    Wow! I’m out!

    I can’t believe I’m out!

    So blue.

    I feel so fast and free!

    Box kite!

    Wow!

    Flowers!

    This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

    Roses!

    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

    Stand to the side, kid.

    It’s got a bit of a kick.

    That is one nectar collector!

    Ever see pollination up close?

    No, sir.

    I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

    See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

    That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

    That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

    Cool.

    I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

    Copy that visual.

    Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

    Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

    Affirmative.

    That was on the line!

    This is the coolest. What is it?

    I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

    It smells good.

    Not like a flower, but I like it.

    Yeah, fuzzy.

    Chemical-y.

    Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

    My sweet lord of bees!

    Candy-brain, get off there!

    Problem!

    Guys!

    This could be bad.

    Affirmative.

    Very close.

    Gonna hurt.

    Mama’s little boy.

    You are way out of position, rookie!

    Coming in at you like a missile!

    Help me!

    I don’t think these are flowers.

    Should we tell him?

    I think he knows.

    What is this?!

    Match point!

    You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

    Yowser!

    Gross.

    There’s a bee in the car!

    Do something!

    I’m driving!

    Hi, bee.

    He’s back here!

    He’s going to sting me!

    Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

    He blinked!

    Spray him, Granny!

    What are you doing?!

    Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

    I gotta get home.

    Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

    Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

    Ken, could you close the window please?

    Ken, could you close the window please?

    Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

    Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

    What was that?

    Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

    That is diabolical.

    It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

    What’s number one? Star Wars?

    Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

    No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

    When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

    There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

    I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

    I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

    Wait! Stop! Bee!

    Stand back. These are winter boots.

    Wait!

    Don’t kill him!

    You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

    Why does his life have less value than yours?

    Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

    I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

    My brochure!

    There you go, little guy.

    I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

    Put that on your resume brochure.

    My whole face could puff up.

    Make it one of your special skills.

    Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

    Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

    Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

    Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

    You could put carob chips on there.

    Bye.

    Supposed to be less calories.

    Bye.

    I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

    All right, here it goes.

    Nah.

    What would I say?

    I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

    I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

    Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

    No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

    How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

    Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

    Hi!

    I’m sorry. You’re talking.

    Yes, I know.

    You’re talking!

    I’m so sorry.

    No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

    I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

    Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

    This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

    I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

    And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

    That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

    Yeah.

    I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

    I just want to say I’m grateful.

    I’ll leave now.

    Wait! How did you learn to do that?

    What?

    The talking thing.

    Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

    That’s very funny.

    Yeah.

    Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

    Anyway… Can I… get you something?

    Like what?

    I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

    I don’t want to put you out.

    It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

    It’s just coffee.

    I hate to impose.

    Don’t be ridiculous!

    Actually, I would love a cup.

    Hey, you want rum cake?

    I shouldn’t.

    Have some.

    No, I can’t.

    Come on!

    I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

    Where?

    These stripes don’t help.

    You look great!

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    [td width=]He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison.[/td]
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    [td width=]He finally gets there.[/td]
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    [td width=]He runs up the steps into the church.[/td]
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    [td width=]The wedding is on.[/td]
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    [td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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    [td width=]I thought you said Guatemalan.[/td]
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    [td width=]Why would I marry a watermelon?”[/td]
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    [td width=]Is that a bee joke?[/td]
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    [td width=]That’s the kind of stuff we do.[/td]
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    [td width=]Yeah, different.[/td]
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    [td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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    [td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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    [td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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    [td width=]I know how you feel.[/td]
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    [td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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    [td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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    [td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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    [td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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    [td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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    [td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
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    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Are you…?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Thanks![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Yeah.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]It was amazing![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]What were they like?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Poodle.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well…[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]Spider?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

    [table background=null]
    [tbody]
    [tr]
    [td width=]So who is she?[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [/tr]
    [/tbody]
    [/table]

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    Categories
    250 Applications Biggest Days Fighting Google Grand Grandpa Greif Greifing Mature Mew Parents Stealing Survival

    Perseverance Whitelisted Vanilla SMP. NO Pointless Applications Required

    Well lads/ladies

    Ive created this server after a long stretch of trying to find a good smp to play on my biggest argument against any of them was there google forms that you have to fill out as if youre applying for a job. I’m 23 im not waiting 3 days to get accepted in to a community.

    If you lads are interested in making a good run at a community and you’re also somewhat mature than let me know on the discord link below bring your mates, parents and grandparents if your really “Cool”.

    In all honesty folks the server will stay up there will be no plugins just vanilla.

    DISCORD LINK

    https://discord.gg/qwShAhp5

    Rules:

    No Greifing.

    No Stealing.

    Pvp is allowed items can be stolen by fighting somone.

    Anything goes after that.


    Categories
    Adminshop Booster Chestshop Citybuild Discord Events Freebuild Judgment Parents Plots Quest Shop Survival Teamwork Vote

    Builders-Paradise.net

    Builders-Paradise.net Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Builders Paradise – or BuPa for short!
    A place where Minecraft lovers of all ages can feel comfortable.

    Performance, dynamics, fairness and above all fun – we want to design our network with this in mind.

    Together with you we want to be strong, constantly develop and create a great gaming atmosphere!

    The performance comes mainly from our medium-sized infrastructure

    – which form a powerful and functioning network from several servers and network technology.

    That – together with our performance, which we build as a team and players – gives a strong foundation for BuPa.

    As far as we can, everything is kept at the best possible level and is constantly being further developed.

    Dynamism is the power with which we continue to improve our network and make new things possible.

    The prerequisite here is the willingness of everyone to stay on the ball and that

    Advancing the network through determination and cohesion.

    Fairness is an important point in dealing with each other – in the team, but above all with you, the players!

    It is based on appreciation and respect and is a basic requirement for successful teamwork.

    And finally, the fun of the game, without which we wouldn’t be here.

    To achieve together that everyone on our network has fun playing – our biggest goal ever!!

    Our promises to you:

    → Communication – simple, direct and at eye level!

    → Treat each other with respect – This applies in both directions, team to player and player to team!

    → Appreciative and non-judgmental – everyone is accepted just as they are!

    → Best possible development of the network – thanks to our strong team, which is constantly developing and training, our network will continue to grow.

    → Simple gameplay – Everyone should be able to find their way around our network, so we pay attention to simple operation and traceability.

    → Reliable availability – thanks to our good infrastructure.

    And now a few more details about our network:

    Our network can be reached around the clock thanks to our good and reliable hardware.

    On our network we offer you, among other things:

    – CityBuild

    – FreeBuild

    – Minigames – including Spleef, Bedwars, TNTrun and BuildBattle

    – Quests

    – Autonomous economic system

    – Booster

    – Regular events

    – Quests

    – Voting system – with interesting rewards

    – Animal transport boxes – take animals with you to other worlds or servers

    – Own mail system – send items to friends

    – Bank – depository for money, items and EXP

    – Invite System – Invite friends to our network and get rewards

    Overall, we want a clearly visible, comprehensible and above all

    easy-to-use gameplay, enable. That also means

    Beginners and minors from the age of 6 will feel at home with us. For parents

    we still have some information here (builders-paradise.net/elterninformation/).

    With our team, various security systems and your help, we want to

    harmonious, respectful, but also fun interaction.

    Become part of our BuPa family and be part of it!

    ________________________________

    Playing on Builders-Paradise.net is and will remain free of charge and free of advertising and also EULA compliant.

    ________________________________

    Minecraft IP: builders-paradise.net (1.17.x – 1.18.2)

    Website: https://builders-paradise.net

    Discord: https://discord.builders-paradise.net

    Facebook: https://facebook.builders-paradise.net

    Instagram: https://instagram.builders-paradise.net
    Twitter: https://twitter.builders-paradise.net
    YouTube: https://youtube.builders-paradise.net


    Categories
    Biomes Couple Couples Creeper Economy Fire Ingles Lgbt Lgbtq Lgbtqa Parents Pvp Stealing Survival Towny

    Mature Minecraft

    A whitelisted community for mature singles, couples, parents who are 17+, 30+, +50 and even 65+!

    1.18.1 Semi-vanilla, Hard Mode, Keep Inv ON, Fire Spread OFF, Creeper and Endermen Grief OFF, Mob Grief ON.

    The World is built with Terralth with over 100+ Biomes! We have community farms and other community spaces where we help new players.

    It’s a safe space for everyone LGBTQA+. No grief, raid, hacking or stealing!

    If you are interested in joining or have any questions, visit http://discord.matureminecraft.com

    See you soon!
    Dulty

    play.matureminecraft.com


    Categories
    Adults Community Couples Discord Ingles Lgbtq Lgbtqa Map Mature Parents Smp Survival Terralith Towny Whitelisted

    Mature Minecraft – ESRB 17+

    A whitelisted community for mature singles, couples, parents who are 17+, 30+, +50 and even 65+!

    1.18.1 Semi-vanilla, Hard Mode, Keep Inv ON, Fire Spread OFF, Creeper and Endermen Grief OFF, Mob Grief ON.

    The World is built with Terralth with over 100+ Biomes! We have community farms and other community spaces where we help new players ☻

    It’s a safe space for everyone LGBTQA+. No grief, raid, hacking or stealing!

    If you are interested in joining or have any questions, visit http://discord.matureminecraft.com

    See you soon!
    Dulty


    Categories
    Backups Children Creeper Creepertown Dating Inside Learn To Play Older Parents Short Smp Survival Svensk Svenskserver Swedish

    CreeperTown Middle School

    CreeperTown an SMP server for both young and older players.

    We work to ensure that everyone is well and comfortable on the server.

    Here you as a family can play with both your children and / or with your parents.

    Or if you are completely new to minecraft and want to learn to play while you may want to get to know new people.

    We have a staff team where there is almost always someone inside. If there is no one inside, it is possible to sign the discord, and there will always be a staff within a short while.

    We have a Discord server for the server where you will find everything that has to do with the server, and if there should be any problems with the server, this is where you will be able to read it.

    So do not hesitate to join it (discord.gg/FBVH29JtFV)

    The server is running 24/7

    (Updating of plugins / versions of the server file as well as backups are done at night when they are at least people inside)


    Categories
    Beacon Bounty Children Mcmmo Notable Parents Public Minecraft Public Minecraft Server Pve Rental Strategy Survival Towny Tracker Vanilla

    SettleScape

    SettleScape is a small, tight-knit server with high-quality, open-source configuration, quality moderation, and a mature playerbase. It is a survival PvE server, focused primarily around the construction of towns.

    While the server does accept donations to stay afloat, it operates essentially as a non-profit; and all funds earned in excess of the amount needed to stay online go either to improving the server, or as redonations to the plugins that make the server what it is — so supporting SettleScape directly supports the Minecraft server development community at-large.

    The server has been around since mid-2019 and intends to stay up for the long-haul. The world is persistent — players can rest assured that their countless hours of hard work will never be deleted. Even in the event that the server goes offline forever someday, world downloads will be provided. The server has an aggressive backup strategy with a separate, off-site server; so even if the server host goes up in flames, your builds are still safe.

    Some notable plugins on the server are Towny, mcMMO, rankup, Beacon+, Jobs, and plenty more. Players who encounter bugs are encouraged to lodge issues on the server’s GitHub issue tracker; and there is an in-game bug bounty of $1000.

    There is a no-tolerance policy for bad actors, griefers, etc. SettleScape has a small team of experienced moderators who will not stand for violations of the server’s few, but sacrosanct, rules.

    While children are not disallowed on the server, there are currently no special arrangements made for them. Children under 18 should seek their parents’ approval before playing on any public Minecraft server. Children under 13 are not allowed on SettleScape except with parental supervision.

    settlescape.org


    Categories
    Survival Towny Vanilla

    Born From Ashes

    A survival minecraft server. This server is mostly vanilla with a few QoL plugins and datapacks. To learn about our plugins and datapacks, https://docs.google.com/document/d/1n7ddwDlL2glPF_7ksWgYsqYJ2yMS0gzrOr9nMZ-tQy8/edit

    199.26.86.175:25593

    Categories
    Roleplay

    You are sunning

    Semi-RP Minecraft server where there are quite a few professions and powers.
    there is a fishing warp to catch more than 100 different fish with different rarities

    go.sunaris.fr

    Categories
    Anarchy

    ceilingcat

    just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test just some test

    ceilingcat.ch

    Categories
    Economy Mcmmo Prison Pvp Skyblock Survival

    LightMist

    LightMist, the brightest new server has, PRISON, SLIMEFUN, SKYBLOCK and a SURVIVAL with Custom made Dungeons, Player Only Shops(no admin shop here) and an awesome leveling system. We have Quest, Jobs, Player Levels ,Supply Drop Events and more! There is unique Dungeon that can only be gone through at player level 25. Prison has custom mobs and a custom leveling system, pinatas vote party, custom cells to make your own shop and much more! Slimefun has Slimefun of coarse with pyro fishing, custom terrain generation and more! Skyblocks has custom quest to guide you through the skyblock journey, with lots more, come see for yourself!

    play.lightmist.org

    Categories
    Economy Pve Pvp Survival

    FallenCraft

    Minecraft server in Alpha Development. Join us on our adventure to make an amazing MMO inspired survival experience without the usual limitations of other MMO servers!

    play.fallencraft.net

    Categories
    Pve Vanilla

    Cookie Kingdom

    1.18 Vanilla survival. As vanilla as it can get. A server with grit and a friendly community.

    No pay to win, No griefing, No cheating and No unnecessary plugins.

    Main World will not be reset to ensure you will keep your progress and builds.

    51.254.167.129:25582

    Categories
    Anarchy Creative Factions FTB Mini Games Pvp Vanilla

    Fuchs Server SE

    The server is still in DEV!
    If you vote you get 1 FoxCoin per site. You can use those coins to buy ranks or ingame curency.
    FUCHS SERVER SE is a server with a large number of gamemodes.
    -Anarchy-Semi-Anarchy-Creative-Anarchy (build what you want)-Survival-CityBuild-Flat-Skywars-Bedwars-Quake-TNT Tag-Bomb Lobbers-Splegg-Temple Run-Mini Walls-Prop Hunt-UHC-Speed UHC-Hungergames-SkyBlock-One block SkyBlock-Fortmine (Custom ModPack)-RL Craft (FTB ModPack)-SkyFactory3 Public SMP (FTB Modpack)

    play.2f1p.com

    Categories
    Economy Factions Mcmmo Pve Skyblock Survival Survival Games

    Madhouse.MC

    Madhouse-mc is a Multiworld survival server, with loads of custom items, different game modes (including oneblock and skyblock), custom RPG system with dungeons, quests, custom items, custom bosses, and so much more!

    Madhouse-mc.com

    Categories
    Factions

    CrusadeMC

    CrusadeMC
    CrusadeMC is a 2 server network, comprised of Factions & Prisons, both including custom lag free gamemodes and air tight security.
    Come play and Choose your path, The Crusade begins!!

    play.crusademc.com

    Categories
    Economy Prison Pvp

    vibechurch

    Do you like playing Minecraft with NO PAY-TO-WIN?
    Join our server below.

    What we offer
    ● OP Prison + Custom Enchants
    ● Rank Giveaways Weekly
    ● No pay-to-win
    ● A Dedicated Staff Team
    ● New and Upcoming Community
    ● Everything from crates (No Store)
    ● We are Recruiting Staff Members.
    ● Weekly Updates
    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

    play.vibechurch.games

    Categories
    Anarchy Survival Vanilla

    FlanCrestMC

    The top monthly voter gets a special ingame/discord rank!

    Join the official discord server! https://discord.gg/3dZQrcBE

    No Rules

    Enjoy!

    flancrest.hopto.org

    Categories
    Economy Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival

    EvolvedSMP

    EvolvedSMP is a survival minecraft server.

    We have many existing plugins but also some custom plugins.

    Including a very detailed leveling system.

    For more information join our Discord, where you can find a full list of plugins we use.

    135.148.137.205

    Categories
    Skyblock

    HyperGames Network

    HyperGames.Network Opened!

    HyperGames.Network was opened as Beta.
    The aim of HyperGames is to offer you, the players, a fun, uncomplicated skyblock server.

    The server was opened as 1.16.5 Emek Skyblock.

    Since the server is still in beta, most systems are disabled. During this process, you can contribute to the process by coming to our discord server and filling out the form!

    At the end of the beta period, various rewards will be given to contributing players.

    https://Hypergames.network
    https://Discord.hypergames.network

    mc.hypergames.network

    Categories
    Pvp Survival

    HyperNovus

    HyperNovus is a Novus FreeBuild server that plays in PvP, there are no admins and no rules except cheating and hacking is prohibited and punished with a ban, otherwise we look forward to seeing you and wish you a lot of fun, there is a random spawn TP that randomly teleports you at least 30k blocks away from the spawn otherwise everything is completely normal survival

    31.214.245.56:2024

    Categories
    Survival

    JayLee Smp

    Hello I would be ThankFul for you guys voting the Version is 1.16.5 it will be on all week on 4:00PM and after Hope to see you there bye 🙂

    batmanjoker197.aternos.me

    Categories
    Survival

    DurpCraft

    This a a minecraft server me and my friends made it is just survival but if you are looking for a chill minecraft server this is the place! We have farms, anti hack/grief shops and towns.. If you ever need somthing just ask somone they will sell it to you for a price please join the discord server for a better time.

    durpcraft.apexmc.co:21

    Categories
    Survival Vanilla

    SplatSMP

    198.244.176.10:25732

    Categories
    Factions Pvp Survival Vanilla

    The Order Of The Snake

    A small community of factions. If you’re looking for a concrete group of people with small numbers, a brand new server I’m making, help me forge an awesome community, and then immediately attempt to kill each other!

    51.210.154.236

    Categories
    Anarchy Economy Mini Games Pve Pvp Raiding Survival

    NeednohelpCraft

    Brand MineCraft Anarchy Server! Created 17/01/2022! Owner – RealQualityy

    Currently there are no rules for this server! Raiding is allowed so hide you BASES! Do not bully other players! *Raiding someone is not classed as bullying someone! Bullying someone is messaging someone insulting them and giving them a hard time on the server

    198.244.176.9:25666

    Categories
    Survival

    perpuity

    Hello welcome to a Origins
    minecraft server im looking for new players and im only letting in a selected few so join the discord and me or a mod will ask you questions to see if you can get in the server (questions don’t involve anything personal just questions if your a hacker your a griefer or a grown adult) it is a fun and untoxic place you should join

    perpetuity.apexmc.co

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    A Minecraft server (Java/Bedrock) is a server program that allows players to play the game of Minecraft. In this list you will find hundreds of online servers running the game of Minecraft. These servers offer players a safe place to play the game and have fun together. There are servers for just about any kind of game you can think of. This list contains many different types of top Minecraft servers and Best Pvp Bedrock Servers. Each server on the list is unique, hosting a variety of custom mods, game modes, and features that cater to the diverse preferences of Minecraft players.

    Minecraft Servers Survival

    Survival is the most popular servers type for Minecraft to play. You can find a lot of mods for it, and its population is really high. Minecraft survival servers are based on a more realistic Minecraft, and players here get to play on a world that has a lot of possibilities for how the game will play out. You can play on these servers with friends, and with the same servers and its features, your session is going to be more or less unique. In addition, it is more complicated than the other Minecraft servers, and to play you are going to have to become familiar with the game.

    Minecraft Skins for Minecraft Servers

    Show off your unique skin in the world of Minecraft with this huge variety of Minecraft skins. No matter if you're diving into survival challenges, enjoying community games, or just exploring server lists, you can stand out with a skin that matches your personality. Minecraft skins have something for everyone - whether you prefer simple or intricate designs. Looking for a skin of a specific color? You can easily find Minecraft skins sorted by color, making your search quick and convenient. So go ahead, give your Minecraft skin a fresh look!