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United States of Minecraft

The server is divided into 4 states – Alaska, New York, California, and Texas. Each state has it’s own capital city, of which a player might govern as the mayor. Any player is able to create their own town or city and be the mayor.

Whether you want to be a resident of Dallas, or create the town of Berlin, California, or own an Olympia shotgun to hunt rabbits with, or spend all your money on crates, this server could be the server for you.

BEDROCK IP:
31.214.162.7
BEDROCK PORT:
53225

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USoMC | Towny | 1.19.3 Survival | Guns | Crates | Economy | Cross-Play (Java AND Bedrock)

The first 5 people to join and say “Oh my, oh my, how I hate California.” get a Commie Kit.

The server is divided into 4 states – Alaska, New York, California, and Texas. Each state has it’s own capital city, of which a player might govern as the mayor. Any player is able to create their own town or city and be the mayor.

Whether you want to be a resident of Dallas, or create the town of Berlin, California, or own an Olympia shotgun to hunt rabbits with, or spend all your money on crates, this server could be the server for you.

BEDROCK IP:
31.214.162.7
BEDROCK PORT:
53225


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40 people 40 days mc server also has the entire bee movie script in the desc

survival mode peaceful world hardcore mode

THIS SERVER IS GONNA LASTS 40 DAYS AND 40 PEOPLE EACH.

the timer will go live on the 9 of April.

https://discord.gg/yTATynTr

memers down here is the entire bee movie script:

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

– Barry?
– Adam?

– Oan you believe this is happening?
– I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.
We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

– You got lint on your fuzz.
– Ow! That’s me!

– Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
– Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

– Hey, Adam.
– Hey, Barry.

– Is that fuzz gel?
– A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

– Hi, Barry.
– Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

– Hear about Frankie?
– Yeah.

– You going to the funeral?
– No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.

– Well, Adam, today we are men.
– We are!

– Bee-men.
– Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…

…9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

– Wonder what it’ll be like?
– A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…

Honey!

– That girl was hot.
– She’s my cousin!

– She is?
– Yes, we’re all cousins.

– Right. You’re right.
– At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

– What do you think he makes?
– Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

– What does that do?
– Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you’ll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven’t had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know
what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

– Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
– Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

– Hey, Jocks!
– Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!
You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

– I wonder where they were.
– I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You can’tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

– Oouple of Hive Harrys.
– Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

– Oh, my!
– I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

– Six miles, huh?
– Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you’re not up for it.

– Maybe I am.
– You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

– Well, there’s a lot of choices.
– But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure
he wants to go into honey!

– Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
– I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

– You’re gonna be a stirrer?
– No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

– We’re starting work today!
– Today’s the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

– Is it still available?
– Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

– What’d you get?
– Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

– You want to go first?
– No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open,
not for the reason you think.

– Any chance of getting the Krelman?
– Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?
Where are you?

– I’m going out.
– Out? Out where?

– Out there.
– Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave,
there’s a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

– Look at that.
– Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

– Thank you.
– OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

– That’s awful.
– And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

– Antennae, check.
– Nectar pack, check.

– Wings, check.
– Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

– Ever see pollination up close?
– No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don’t we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

– Guys!
– This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

– Should we tell him?
– I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

– Do something!
– I’m driving!

– Hi, bee.
– He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move,
he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Oan’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that…

…kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them.
They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re
flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You
don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.
It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

– Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
– Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

– You could put carob chips on there.
– Bye.

– Supposed to be less calories.
– Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It’s a bee law.
You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it?
“You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry.

– You’re talking.
– Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.
I know I’m dreaming.

But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you…

I had to thank you.
It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

– I’m talking with a bee.
– Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.
I’ll leave now.

– Wait! How did you learn to do that?
– What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
“Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

– That’s very funny.
– Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh,
we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway…

Oan I…

…get you something?
– Like what?

I don’t know. I mean…
I don’t know. Ooffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

– It’s just coffee.
– I hate to impose.

– Don’t be ridiculous!
– Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

– I shouldn’t.
– Have some.

– No, I can’t.
– Oome on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

– Where?
– These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

I don’t know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He’s making the tie in the cab
as they’re flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, “Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?”

Is that a bee joke?

That’s the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don’t know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can’t do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

– You do?
– Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

– Really?
– My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look…

There’s my hive right there. See it?

You’re in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

– Why do girls put rings on their toes?
– Why not?

– It’s like putting a hat on your knee.
– Maybe I’ll try that.

– You all right, ma’am?
– Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it’s no trouble.

Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did,
I’d be up the rest of my life.

Are you…?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

– Thanks!
– Yeah.

All right. Well, then…
I guess I’ll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much again… for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…

This can’t possibly work.

He’s all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

– Sounds amazing.
– It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can’t believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

– Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
– Some of them. But some of them don’t.

– How’d you get back?
– Poodle.

You did it, and I’m glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your “experience.” Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

– Well…
– Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

– A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
– No, no, no, not a wasp.

– Spider?
– I’m not attracted to spiders.

I know it’s the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I can’t get by that face.

So who is she?

She’s… human.

No, no. That’s a bee law.
You wouldn’t break a bee law.

– Her name’s Vanessa.
– Oh, boy.

She’s so nice. And she’s a florist!

Oh, no! You’re dating a human florist!

We’re not dating.

You’re flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

– They call it a crumb.
– It was so stingin’ stripey!

And that’s not what they eat.
That’s what falls off what they eat!

– You know what a Oinnabon is?
– No.

It’s bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up…

Sit down!

…really hot!
– Listen to me!

We are not them! We’re us.
There’s us and there’s them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

There’s no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

– Thinking bee.
– Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He’s in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It’s been three days!
Why aren’t you working?

I’ve got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You’re barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your father’s talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I’m talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I’ll catch up.

Don’t be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

– We’re still here.
– I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn’t respond to yelling!

– Then why yell at me?
– Because you don’t listen!

I’m not listening to this.

Sorry, I’ve gotta go.

– Where are you going?
– I’m meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can’t decide?

Bye.

I just hope she’s Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that’s every florist’s dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I’ve got one.
How come you don’t fly everywhere?

It’s exhausting. Why don’t you
run everywhere? It’s faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That’s insane!

You don’t have that?

We have Hivo, but it’s a disease.
It’s a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
It’s usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

– What is wrong with you?!
– It’s a bug.

He’s not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You’ve really got that
down to a science.

– I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
– I’ll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

– Is he that actor?
– I never heard of him.

– Why is this here?
– For people. We eat it.

You don’t have
enough food of your own?

– Well, yes.
– How do you get it?

– Bees make it.
– I know who makes it!

And it’s hard to make it!

There’s heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

– It’s organic.
– It’s our-ganic!

It’s just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don’t know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You’ve taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And it’s on sale?!
I’m getting to the bottom of this.

I’m getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

– You almost done?
– Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I’ll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

You’re busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now you’ll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who’s your supplier?

I don’t understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

You’re too late! It’s ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

they’re on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You’re not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I’m going to Tacoma.

– And you?
– He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

– What is that?!
– Oh, no!

– A wiper! Triple blade!
– Triple blade?

Jump on! It’s your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
I’m Oarl Kasell.

But don’t kill no more bugs!

– Bee!
– Moose blood guy!!

– You hear something?
– Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they’re getting it.

I mean, that honey’s ours.

– Bees hang tight.
– We’re all jammed in.

It’s a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

– What if you get in trouble?
– You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you’re out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood’s about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

– Hey, guys!
– Mooseblood!

I knew I’d catch y’all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it’s pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee’s got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

– Oheck out the new smoker.
– Oh, sweet. That’s the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

“They make the honey,
and we make the money”?

Oh, my!

What’s going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn’t last too long.

Do you know you’re
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That’s a man in women’s clothes!

That’s a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There’s hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That’s a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That’s a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He’s been talking to humans.

– What?
– Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

– You wish you could.
– Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldn’t stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it’s true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

– That would hurt.
– No.

Up the nose? That’s a killer.

There’s only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive’s only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

– Good evening. I’m Bob Bumble.
– And I’m Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we’ll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we’re talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, “I’m a kid
from the hive. I can’t do this”?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I’m from, we’d never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

It’s a common name. Next week…

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots…

Next week…

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard ’em.

Bear Week next week!
They’re scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81.

Honey, her backhand’s a joke!
I’m not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

– Is that that same bee?
– Yes, it is!

I’m helping him sue the human race.

– Hello.
– Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
’cause we’re really busy working.

But it’s our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

– Frosting…
– How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you’re three.

And artificial flowers.

– Oh, those just get me psychotic!
– Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil that’s had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

– This lawsuit’s a pretty big deal.
– I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I’m done with
the humans, they won’t be able

to say, “Honey, I’m home,”
without paying a royalty!

It’s an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It’s pretty big, isn’t it?

I can’t believe how many humans
don’t work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

– What’s the matter?
– I don’t know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn’t the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you’re representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson… you’re representing
all the bees of the world?

I’m kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we’re ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was man’s divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn’t some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
there’s no trickery here.

I’m just an ordinary bee.
Honey’s pretty important to me.

It’s important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

’cause we’re the little guys!
I’m hoping that, after this is all over,

you’ll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he’d dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I don’t imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

– No.
– I couldn’t hear you.

– No.
– No.

Because you don’t free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They’re very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How’d you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that’s enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

– Where have I heard it before?
– I was with a band called The Police.

But you’ve never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I haven’t.

No, you haven’t. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I’m feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That’s not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that you’re devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
that’s ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn’t. But is this
what it’s come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don’t

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn’t a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesn’t someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

– Order in this court!
– You’re all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

– Say it!
– Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury’s on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I’m a florist.

Right. Well, here’s to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

– Ken!
– Hello.

I didn’t think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but… the battery.

I didn’t want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There’s a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you’re quite a tennis player.

I’m not much for the game myself.
The ball’s a little grabby.

That’s where I usually sit.
Right… there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn’t really a special skill.

You think I don’t see what you’re doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That’s just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I’m going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I’ve just about had it

with your little mind games.

– What’s that?
– Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that’s a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can’t seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I’m wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I’ve got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

– You’re bluffing.
– Am I?

Surf’s up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don’t even like honey!
I don’t eat it!

We need to talk!

He’s just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you’re one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

I’m sorry about all that.

I know it’s got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn’t overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he’s
considered one of the best lawyers…

Yeah.

Layton, you’ve
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or it’s gonna be all over.

Don’t worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they don’t like about bees.

– You got the tweezers?
– Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I’ll ask you
what I think we’d all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We’re friends.

– Good friends?
– Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute…

Are you her little…

…bedbug?

I’ve seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesn’t your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

– Yeah, but…
– So those aren’t your real parents!

– Oh, Barry…
– Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You’re an illegitimate bee,
aren’t you, Benson?

He’s denouncing bees!

Don’t y’all date your cousins?

– Objection!
– I’m going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants!

Oh, I’m hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can’t treat them
like equals! They’re striped savages!

Stinging’s the only thing
they know! It’s their way!

– Adam, stay with me.
– I can’t feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

– Hey, buddy.
– Hey.

– Is there much pain?
– Yeah.

I…

I blew the whole case, didn’t I?

It doesn’t matter. What matters is
you’re alive. You could have died.

I’d be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there’s
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can’t explain it. It was all…

All adrenaline and then…
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I’m sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We’re
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I don’t know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn’t sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they don’t check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

– Why?
– The smoke.

Bees don’t smoke.

Right. Bees don’t smoke.

Bees don’t smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

That’s it! That’s our case!

It is? It’s not over?

Get dressed. I’ve gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming you’ve done step correctly, you’re ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it’s interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we don’t make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about…

Your Honor,
haven’t these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this court’s valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I’m afraid I’m going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery’s motion.

But you can’t! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It’s a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn’t hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
“Smoking or non?”

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

– What are we gonna do?
– He’s playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I’m OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won’t have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

You’ll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

– What if Montgomery’s right?
– What do you mean?

We’ve been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we’ll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

We’re all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He’ll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he’ll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames…

But it’s just a prance-about stage name!

…unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan’t breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there’s gallons more coming!

– I think we need to shut down!
– Shut down? We’ve never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We’re shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn’t believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What’s going on? Where is everybody?

– Are they out celebrating?
– They’re home.

They don’t know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn’t?

It’s the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now…

Now I can’t.

I don’t understand
why they’re not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You don’t have any idea
what’s going on, do you?

– What did you want to show me?
– This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They’re all wilting.

Doesn’t look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I’m gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn’t think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

It’s notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That’s our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course…

The human species?

So if there’s no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldn’t it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

– I’ll sting you, you step on me.
– Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry…
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

They’ve moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

It’s the last chance
I’ll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I’m sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses can’t do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

– Roses are flowers!
– Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
That’s why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I’ve ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
I’ve made it worse.

Actually, it’s completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it’s
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don’t want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they’ve got
back here with what we’ve got.

– Bees.
– Park.

– Pollen!
– Flowers.

– Repollination!
– Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They’ve got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It’s real.

Sorry, ma’am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

– Where should I sit?
– What are you?

– I believe I’m the pea.
– The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

– Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
– I’m getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let’s see what this baby’ll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…

…without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
there’s no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

– You and your insect pack your float?
– Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

– Remove your stinger.
– It’s part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if we’re lucky, we’ll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It’s got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like we’ll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They’ll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

I’d like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I’m in a real situation.

– What’d you say, Hal?
– Nothing.

Bee!

Don’t freak out! My entire species…

What are you doing?

– Wait a minute! I’m an attorney!
– Who’s an attorney?

Don’t move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One’s bald, one’s in a boat,
they’re both unconscious!

– Is that another bee joke?
– No!

No one’s flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What’s your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
I’m a florist from New York.

Where’s the pilot?

He’s unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

– Who’s that?
– Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

It’s got giant wings, huge engines.

I can’t fly a plane.

– Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot?
– Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We’re headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory…

That’s Barry!

…is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
There’s a bee on that plane.

I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

They’ve done enough damage.

But isn’t he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldn’t be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small…

Haven’t we heard this a million times?

“The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense.”

– Get this on the air!
– Got it.

– Stand by.
– We’re going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

That’s why I want to get bees
back to working together.

That’s the bee way!
We’re not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

– Black and yellow!
– Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

– Hover?
– Forget hover.

This isn’t so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

– That may have been helping me.
– And now we’re not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let’s get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I’d do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don’t have to yell.

I’m not yelling!
We’re in a lot of trouble.

It’s very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

It’s not a tone. I’m panicking!

I can’t do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

– You snap out of it!
– You snap out of it!

– You snap out of it!
– You snap out of it!

– You snap out of it!
– You snap out of it!

– Hold it!
– Why? Oome on, it’s my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don’t know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

– Black and yellow.
– Hello.

All right, let’s drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I can’t see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It’s all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

– Thinking bee.
– Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think I’m feeling something.

– What?
– I don’t know. It’s strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

– What in the world is on the tarmac?
– Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

– Vanessa, aim for the flower.
– OK.

Out the engines. We’re going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That’s it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

– Not that flower! The other one!
– Which one?

– That flower.
– I’m aiming at the flower!

That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

– This is insane, Barry!
– This’s the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

– Yes. No high-five!
– Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

– Thank you.
– But we’re not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We’re the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we’re gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We’re bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You’ve earned this.

Yeah!

I’m a Pollen Jock! And it’s a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That’s our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, now’s the time.

I got a feeling we’ll be
working late tonight!

Here’s your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who’s next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don’t forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it’s all me.
And I don’t see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I’m sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I’m late.

He’s a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can’t get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

You’re a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who’s next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It’s time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

– When will this nightmare end?!
– Let it all go.

– Beautiful day to fly.
– Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

– Thinking bee!
– Me?

Hold it. Let’s just stop
for a second. Hold it.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

I’m not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.


Categories
Bedrock Building Claims Crossplatform Economy Elytra Fly Flying Fruit Greifprevention Java Keepinventory Kits Mango Mangoland Minigames Shop Survival

Mangoland

Mango land!
🌟 Welcome to Mango Land! 🌟

Ready for an unforgettable adventure? Dive into Mango Land, where the excitement never stops and every player is part of a fruity community! 🥭

🏰 A list of our key features! 🏰

✨ Cross-Platform: Whether you’re playing on Bedrock or Java, everyone’s welcome at Mango Land! 🖥️📱

💀 Keep Inventory: Say goodbye to losing your gear! Keep your inventory safe, no matter what. 💎

💰 Economy Plugins: Build your wealth and trade with other players using our robust economy system. 🏦

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop, trade with others, and find everything you need at our Admin Shop. 🛒

🔮 Custom Items: Discover unique items you won’t find anywhere else. Adventure awaits with new and exciting gear! ✨

🪂 Free Elytra: Everyone gets a free Elytra! Explore Mango Land from the skies and see the world like never before. 🕊️

🎮 Minigames: Enjoy our fun-packed minigame plugins like Tag with your friends! Perfect for taking a break and having some quick fun. 🎯

🎁 Kits: Begin your journey with kits filled with essentials to kickstart your adventure. Or purchase critical bundles for a survival advantage 🎒

🏡 Claim Blocks: Protect your creations from griefers with our simple claim block system. Mango Land is a 100% grief-free server! 🛡️

🌟 Earnable Ranks: Show off your building skills and earn ranks that reward creativity and effort. New features include access to storage vaults, flying, and even creative mode! 🌟

Join Mango Land today and be part of a vibrant, friendly, and exciting Minecraft community.

Connect now and start your epic journey! 🥭🌟



Categories
Roleplay

The Longbirch Vanguard

⚔️ IP: MC.LVRPG.NET ⚔️

Java Version: 1.20.1

Dynamic Map
Wiki
Discord
Trailer

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

  • 12 Classes
  • 9 Races
  • Tons of Quests
  • An ever-expanding selection of Pets
  • 6 Dungeons
  • Deity System
  • Frequent Updates

We've just added Barbarian as a new class!

Categories
Createmod Fun Survival

Willow SMP

Join the willow SMP
Limited to the first 20 people to join the server
We play with Create : Above and Beyond
Stealing is allowed, Only light griefing
Murder is allowed

Please note that you have to be in version 1.16.5 WITH the create above and beyond mod pack, otherwise it will not let you join

Also the LL in W1ll0W are not capital



Categories
Smp

Origins Reignited

Welcome to Origins Reignited!

This is our second try, or sequel to our previous server, Mia's Origins SMP. We shut it down around a year ago but we decided to try again! We reopened relatively recently so don't worry about being late.

This is a modded, 1.20.1 Java edition server based around the origins mod. We have plenty of origins to choose from so we’re sure you’ll find something of interest! The modpack we put together was made to enhance and build on the origins mod. Such as proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture, some silly additions, and even a new dimension!

We do our best to moderate and keep our community a safe and welcoming place. That being said, poor behavior and failure to follow the rules is unacceptable and will be dealt with accordingly.

All you have to do is whitelist, everything you’ll need is in the discord server. We hope to see you there! Discord: https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2

Categories
Survival Multiplayer

HegicChronicles

HegicChronicles
HegicChronicles is a minecraft server based on the topic of magic.
Every player is a witch, who manipulates the energies around them to create magic.
Not all will find satisfaction in the natural energies and will seek a source that allows them to cast devastating spells, in order to reshape the world at their image.
Join now and choose the path you wish to walk, the fate of the world we know hangs on a thin thread, you will be the change that is needed; for the light or the darkness.



Categories
Smp

OakSMP

Have you ever watched SMPs like Hermitcraft or Empires and wished you could have a similar experience? Then I think Oakington might just be the right place for you! Oakington is an inclusive and welcoming community to all! 🙂

We have:

  • ~80 members, but only a dozen of them play in the SMP, so you will never feel out of place
  • Established in 2019, our community has continued to exist for 5 years
  • Private survival multiplayer server, which is starting its 7th season on 1.20 in a few days
  • Has gameplay enhancing datapacks and crafting tweaks along with Voice Chat Mod
  • Players from across all continents

Only requirements are:

  • You have to be over 16, please take this seriously and if you are younger skip this ad
  • We'd like our players to be communicative and talk with others rather than only do their own thing. This is a multiplayer server after all
  • Must own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition

We’d love for you to join us, to find out more and apply visit our Discord Application server! https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ


Categories
Crossplay Crossplaybedrock Crossplayjava Economy Economysurvival Mcmmo Survival

MysticsCraft

Welcome to MysticsCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Destination!
Are you ready to embark on an epic Minecraft journey like no other? Look no further! MysticsCraft invites you to join our thriving community, where adventure, creativity and strategy come together in a perfect blend.

Survival: In our Survival world, you’ll test your survival skills in a challenging environment. Gather resources, build your base, and brave the wilderness. Team up with others or go solo, the choice is yours. Thrive and survive!

Builders Wanted:
Do you have a flair for building landscapes or structures? We are actively seeking skilled builders to build lobbies, spawns, hubs and more.

MysticsCraft isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a vibrant community where players of all backgrounds come together to share their passion for the game. Our experienced staff ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us today and become a part of the MysticsCraft family.



Categories
Smp

Townscraft

────── Townscraft ──────

TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they're living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you're drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there's a place for you here.

Join an existing town and immerse yourself in the camaraderie, or gather a few friends to forge your own unique settlement from scratch. Prefer the lone wolf lifestyle? Embark on a solo adventure as a nomad, exploring the vast landscapes at your own pace. With endless possibilities for houses, shops, farms, and more, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every type of player.

────── Quick Links ──────

Rules

Discord

Photo Gallery

Video Trailer

─────── In-Depth ───────

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft's main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Tight-Knit Community: Our server promotes the idea of forming bonds and friendships that will last long past the servers' lifetime. Every player should feel welcomed by our friendly community. We try our best to avoid drama and disruptive players. We invite you to not only join our server but also our family. If you need help, just ask! Someone will gladly offer you a hand.

All types of players are welcome: Whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Maybe you want to make map art, build a mini-game, or even create fun events for the community to bond over. Anyone and everyone is welcome to play.

The Vanilla Experience: As mentioned above no claims, no /tpa, no /warp. The exceptions are one player sleep, the ender dragon doesn't break blocks, fire spread is off, and you can see your horse's stats. We strive to create a server that doesn't change or break the fundamental joys of Vanilla Minecraft and we want to find like-minded individuals that want to help foster our community.

Honor and Trust: We trust our players and always give room for fairness. Everyone probably already has enough problems going on in their lives, so let's relax, sit back, and just play Minecraft together. We want everyone to be able to trust and acknowledge each other without worrying about individuals that want to tamper with that.

Secure and Thriving Community: Rest assured, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won't have to worry about theft or griefing. In the rare event of an issue, our dedicated staff is on hand to resolve it promptly.

Our server boasts long seasons, ensuring stability and continuity for your projects. The first season of Townscraft lasted an impressive 20 months, and the second season extended to 30 months. As we only recently started the third seasonnow is the perfect time to get involved.

Community Events: We occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.

────── Application ──────

Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!

Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply


Categories
Survival

Ice And Fire Dragons Official Minecraft Server

Join Our Epic Modded Minecraft Server WITH DRAGONS! 🐉⚔️

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Our server is packed with exciting mods and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🌟 Server Features:

  • Dragons, Cyclops, and Sirens: Face off against mythical creatures and prove your might!
  • Mowzie’s Mobs: Encounter unique and dangerous enemies with incredible abilities.
  • Ice and Fire Mod: Battle powerful dragons and explore a world filled with magical creatures.
  • Epic Weapons: Arm yourself with a vast array of powerful weapons to defeat your foes.
  • Challenging Bosses: Test your skills against fearsome bosses like cockatrices and gorgons.
  • And Much More: Our server is filled with surprises and adventures at every turn!
  • 🛠️ Mods Included:

  • Mowzie’s Mobs
  • Ice and Fire
  • Tinkers’ Construct
  • Twilight Forest
  • Lycanites Mobs
  • Electroblob’s Wizardry
  • Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of magic and monsters. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a brave newcomer, there’s something for everyone!

    🚀 How to Join:

  • Make sure you have forge minecraft 1.20.1.
  • Download and install our modpack from here https://mega.nz/file/aZtSGYqK#J8gwXY4adtMqjaMD5bFlkTTk5plD_mBTxdUWrasbQgo
  • Enter our server IP: [​DragonFire.mcserver.us]
  • Join the adventure!
  • FOR PLAYERS WHO ARE STILL CONFUSED ON HOW TO JOIN USE THIS LINK
    https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dragons-dominion-server-pack

    🔗 Connect With Us:

  • Discord: discord.gg/xBmadXfhzY
  • Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and become a legend on our Modded Minecraft server!



    Categories
    Hsmp Survival

    HSMP REBOOTED [SEASON 3]

    This server is modded join our discord to get our mod

    Discord: https://discord.gg/EEcx7Bmx52
    Make sure to head to our youtube channel we might post some videos there if you want to check them out https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqanb2qXxxKqq1gyldnc3Nw



    Categories
    Semi-Vanilla

    2TMC

    Hello we are 2TMC a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a SMP with emphasis on being friendly (with a little bit of chaos) with other players, and trying to be a welcoming community to everyone. We are running a Semi-Vanilla server with a few terrain generation mods and additional mods that enhance the vanilla experience (see list below).

    We are looking for players who will be active in game on chat and on our Discord voice channels. The server is in NA but we accept players from all around the world. Discord and a mic are required! We love to chat on voice in game but it's definitely not required! We are also youtuber/streamer friendly.
    So if you love to play minecraft and are looking for a friendly environment where you can prank others and do community projects then send us a message! We'd love to chat with you.

    Data packs on the server

    • anti enderman grief
    • armored elytra
    • better item frames
    • blackstone cobblestone
    • blaze and cave's advancements pack
    • coal to black dye
    • charcoal to black dye
    • confetti creepers
    • coordinates hud
    • craftable notch apples
    • craftable coral blocks 3×3
    • craftable gravel
    • craftable bundles rabbit hide
    • custom nether portals
    • double shulker shells
    • dragon drops
    • durability ping
    • fast leaf decay
    • graves
    • mini blocks
    • more mob heads
    • mountain angels
    • name formatting station
    • player head drops
    • real time clock
    • silence mobs
    • sit
    • straight to shapeless
    • unlock all recipes
    • universal dyeing
    • unpackable nether wart
    • villager workstation highlights
    • wandering trades hermit edition

    Fabric mods on the server

    • armor poser
    • audioplayer
    • cloth config api
    • clumps
    • enhanced groups
    • geophilic
    • head index
    • no chat reports
    • player pronouns
    • shulkerboxtooltip
    • simple voicechat
    • slimyfloor
    • status
    • terralith
    • towns and towers

    Fabric mods required to join the server

    • armor poser
    • cloth config api
    • no chat reports
    • simple voicechat
    • status
    • xareos minimap
    • xareos worldmap

    Server Rules

    1. Be Respectful
    2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
    3. Chat is English only
    4. Non-Destructive Pranks are allowed (so Hermitcraft style pranks)
    5. No duping except for carpet, rail and tnt.
    6. No combat logging, this means mobs as well.
    7. Taking items/griefing from active and maintained ruin sites is prohibited.
    8. No hacking or hacked clients
    9. No using others builds, items, villagers, etc without their permission.

    If you are interested in joining please fill out this application


    Categories
    Smp

    Prosper Junior High School

    Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.

    Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.

    Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

    We are pretty light on rules but we don't tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!

    All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

    https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

    Categories
    Smp

    Parallel

    Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to ParallelLooking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallela semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure, while also keeping the vanilla feel of the base game. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you're sure to never get bored.

    🔮 IP Address (1.20.5+): play.parallelmc.org
    🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

    💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org

    📸 Server Photos: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld ("Server Images" tab)

    Server Features

    • NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds (that's right, we added Shiba Inus!), dog armor, armadillos, and a new advancement points system to encourage advancement progression, this Armored Paws drop is something special!
    • In fact, it's more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren't restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out a bunch of interconnected worlds, such as space, a sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…
    • Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, add charms to your items, and much, much more!
    • Active, Dynamic Community: You'll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!
    • Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server's story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!
    • Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town!
    • Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!
    • NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

    Server Rules

    • No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
    • No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
    • Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
    • A fuller set of rules can be found on our website!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!


    Categories
    Semi-Vanilla

    Prism SMP

    Hello, there!

    Welcome to Prism SMP, where we offer a unique twist on vanilla-survival gameplay. We believe in a community-oriented approach where every member has a say in shaping our server.

    We maintain a close-to-vanilla experience with just a few essential plugins to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Join our Discord server to connect with fellow members, make new friends, and enjoy seamless communication between in-game and Discord interactions.

    Our server is family-friendly, with a focus on maintaining a PG-13 atmosphere and promoting respectful conduct from all members.

    But the fun doesn't stop there! We regularly host community events open to everyone. Upcoming events include thrilling PvP tournaments and exhilarating elytra adventures.

    Joining is simple, just click the link below. You'll be directed to our website, where you can learn more about us and access our interview server. Answer a few questions, and once our mods review your responses, you're in!

    FAQ:

    Q: What's the server's age range?

    A: We welcome members of all ages, but we adhere to Discord's minimum age requirements.

    Q: When is the server available?

    A: It's always open! Except for maintenance, our server is up and running 24/7, so you can play

    whenever you want.

    Q: How long has the server been running, and how many members do we have?

    A: Our server has been active for almost 3 years, and we're a community of nearly 40 friendly members who share common interests. We promote a welcoming and respectful environment, and we promptly address any issues of harassment.

    If you have more questions or want to join our community, visit our website at Prism SMP.

    https://www.prism-smp.com/

    Feel free to ask anything or leave a comment. We can't wait to welcome you to the Prism SMP community!


    Categories
    Smp

    Emerald Outpost

    Emerald Outpost smp v7

    1.21 Vanilla

    Explore Minecraft's 1.21 Tricky Trials update for a challenging adventure filled with puzzles and surprises!

    R u l e s

    Do not use the End. We will fight the dragon as an event soon!
    -No grief, stealing, hacks, cheats, dupes etc.
    -Respect privacy, ask before visiting
    -PVP only if agreed to
    -Record/stream OK. be respectful
    -Pranks allowed, play nice!
    -Build at least 250 blocks away from 0/0
    -Ask if building near others
    -Shopping District info TBA
    -Nether Hub info TBA
    -50 blocks around 0/0 reserved for Hub/Starter area

    S e r v e r I n f o

    Armor Statues
    Endermen grief off
    Invis item frames
    New Advancements
    New Trophy's
    Coordinate HUD
    Durability Ping
    Fire-tick off
    Mob Heads
    Player Heads
    Trader Micro Blocks
    Silence nametags
    Single player sleep
    Hard mode

    Contact me to get started

    Categories
    Mini Games

    TechnoMagic – Minecraft server with technical and magical mods

    Industrial and magical mods on one minecraft server!
    Can't split your time between technical and magic servers? Do you want to explore the vastness of the game world in magic armor, having mechanical devices with you? Or maybe you want to build a huge factory with fully automated magic? Then this server is definitely for you!

    – Play even from your phone! Launcher with mods for Android and PC!

    – MORE THAN 20 OF YOUR OWN ADDONS

    – Create CLANS and conduct clan wars

    – Mini games with mods on each server – weapons, bosses

    – Character menu on the F4 button in the phone video: Block Store, Market for trade, Cases, Whales, Warps and businesses

    – Character customization and decoration: Set a unique hairstyle, beard, hat, glasses, bracelet, watch

    – Your mod for 200 3D decorations

    – Your own tech mod for 50 mechanisms and 100 types of armor, weapons and tools – Energy Addition

    – Unique chat – make a convenient size, move the chat on the screen, Emoji, stickers, two types of chat style

    – YOUR WORKS /warp job – earn game currency

    – Mining farms and crypto exchange – /crypto – earn game currency

    – Mod for your bosses, menu with bosses

    More than 10 different branches and assemblies of modified servers. Choose a server to your taste.


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    NotHermitCraft

    What is NotHermitCraft?

    a Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server for Java Minecraft 1.21!

    We are a family friendly, community-driven server established in 2019.
    Inspired by HermitCraft to play Minecraft the way it's supposed to be played, together!

    All kinds of players, of all ages, from all over the world! Coming together to create something beautiful.
    Looking for more members for a long lasting experience with limitless potential and a great bunch of people.

    Join our Discord server to apply for whitelist. Become a part of the community.

    Players can join with no mods installed but Simple Voice Chat (2.5.12) is highly encouraged!

    HermitCraft inspired

    • Diamond economy with shopping, gaming and minigame districts.
    • Vanilla Tweaks datapacks (listed below) and Armor Poser support.
    • (proximity) voice chat – with skulk sensor activation and warden detection!
    • custom music discs, goat horns and player head sounds.
    • custom models and item textures such as hats, foods, playing cards and more.
    • fire spread is turned off. (doFireTick false)
    • survival minigames / Minecraft events / non-Minecraft game nights.
    • Secret Life, Guess the Build, Blood on the Clocktower, Bingo, UHC and more.
    • coming soon – HermitCraft Trading Card Game!
    • whitelisted – honour system for unrestricted, vanilla gameplay.
    • small weekly/big monthly in-game events for roleplay, laughs and just something to do!
    • a Discord bot that allows you to chat with players in-game.

    Season 4(ever)

    Previously we started a new season when the Hermits did but have now opted for Season 4(ever).

    This season intends to be around for a very long time. We'd like to create a full, rich and immersive world with purpose, lore and passion. Instead of starting again, again. Even though we've already begun, there is plenty for you to do. Not just in terms of mining and crafting, but also with minigames, events, roleplaying, and more!

    In the season that never ends, it's a great place to leave your mark! There's lots to take part in and there's also people eager to take part in your ideas.

    Apply to join!

    If you're a fan of Minecraft, HermitCraft and epic fun times – This is the server for you. What are you waiting for? Get involved! Be the community! (invite: https://discord.com/invite/spUkpDxJcz)
    NotHermitCraft.lets.game

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    BirdCraft

    BirdCraft is a 21+ Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. We are a chill community of adults with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.

    Season 5 is starting very soon on the 27th so you will be just in time to join us as we all start over! We will be playing the new update 1.21 so get ready for trial chambers.

    We host monthly events and build contests, we have an active Discord community and we hang out in VC. Sometimes we play other games too, like party games, or other multiplayer games. We use a diamond based economy, and we encourage client side mods such as maps.

    We are looking for new friends for this new season, and we look forward to seeing you there!

    https://birdcraft.org/


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    Flame SMP

    A peaceful survival server that is in need of players if you have discord message me my username is naj.hq
    this is a minecraft java server version 1.21 and has a decent amount of players but we need more, we made some good amount of progress since the start of the smp (the server started around a week ago) not many active members since it just started message me for more details
    IP: medium-cloth.gl.joinmc.link


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    Semi-Vanilla

    Oopsi SMP – A chill server.

    A survival server that is lower stakes and chill with a few plugins. EssentialsX is installed with /sethome /tpr and sign trading. Grief prevention and NoCheatPlus is also installed on the server. Server is not whitelisted, but I try to moderate it as much as possible.

    Other plugins include death chest, where your items are put in a chest when you die. Doesn't despawn and nobody can steal it. PvPToggle, allows you to toggle PvP.

    Difficulty is Hard.

    Server is dedicated and has >99% uptime and is based in North America (Canada) with minimal lag.

    Plugins are subject to change.

    Server is about a week old.

    The IP is: mc.oopsismp.com (Also a website)


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