Best Dumb Minecraft Servers

That’s not vanilla.

Well this is. Actually, really, truly, vanilla Minecraft (the way it was meant to be played).

No teleports.

No /home (so tread carefully).

No AntiCheat (griefing protection is via automatic frequent backups).

No magic books full of commands.

No build protections.

No fancy spawn zone.

No advertising.

And no special privileges for “donors”.

This is the real deal. Vanilla, public, Minecraft multiplayer. Just like back in the day.

Admin is an oldschool beta MC player and a former griefer with a sense of humor, does not take the game too seriously, and does not ban unless he positively has to. (See below.)

No age restrictions. Squeakers welcome, but be warned that foul language and political in-correctness are both allowed. Free speech, so long as you don’t spam. Admin assumes zero responsibility for the speech (or actions) of other players.

As a general rule, griefing is not allowed. Exceptions might be made for greifing that is actually creative and skillful. Randomly pouring lava and smashing chests is dumb and unoriginal.

In the interest of keeping things vanilla, hacking is also not allowed. Because NoCheat, AntiCheat, and the like, are flawed, laggy, and send out far too many false positives, they are not used. Suspected hackers/X-rayers will be monitored for suspicious behavior and subsequently banned if caught.

Server is whitelisted to help mitigate the script kiddie problem. Want to get whitelisted? Just send me a message or leave a comment. This isn’t a job interview, so you won’t be asked a bunch of stupid questions.