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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Categories
Arrow Balloon Cosmetics Economy Emotes Grave Graves Lover Lovers Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival Vanilla Vanilla Like

TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


Categories
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Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


    Categories
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    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


    Categories
    2023 Biomes Claims Clans Custom Economy Economysurvival Mcmmo Moddedsurvival Semivanilla Smp Survival Towny Valhalla Viking

    Valhalla Kraft ~ SMP ~ VIKING ~ Custom Biomes ~ MCMMO

    Valhalla Kraft ~ SMP ~ VIKING ~ Custom Biomes ~ MCMMO Minecraft Server

    We are Valhalla Kraft!
    We bring you the following features!

    – Viking Theme
    – Custom Biomes
    – Realalistic Seasons
    – Custom Bosses
    – Custom Blocks
    – Custom Enchants
    – MCMMO
    – Auction House
    – Anti Griefing
    – High performance Anti Cheat
    – Custom Mobs
    SMP
    – Economy
    – Easy to use claim system (with GUI)
    – Dedicated staff
    – MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

    We are a Java only server at this time!

    IP: mc.valhallakraft.com
    Discord: (Click Me)
    TikTok: (Click Me)

    DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A VIKING?


    Categories
    Cheater Discord Donator Donators Elves Free Houses Minecraft Bedrock Mud Newest Play Minecraft Plugins Survival Useful Vanilla

    Serviarium[Bedrock] Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Serviarium!

    Here you can find the most common vanilla survival on the newest version of Minecraft Bedrock(PE). Players can extract resources, build mud houses, fight among themselves or unite in clans, that is, do everything that people usually do in minecraft.

    By the way, we completely lack any plugins, mods and even privates.

    And most importantly, there is no donation here at all.

    So, if you have always wanted to just play Minecraft with your friends, without fear that you will be banned for a completely incomprehensible reason or killed by donators / cheaters, then feel free to fly to us!

    Address – mc.insystema.com
    Port – 19132

    Useful (or not so) links:
    1) Discord server – https://discord.gg/4ZwZGyzFVS
    2) Community in VK – https://vk.com/serviarium

    mc.insystema.com:19132


    Categories
    Access Across Advanced Bro Browser Changing Cities Dynmap Ender Goal Huge Render Server Ip Survival Usa

    Beta full USA faction server – looking for help

    Beta full USA faction server – looking for help. End goal is a huge USA map with an advanced economy with many cities popping up across the map. Dynmap is slowly rendering – can be accessed using the server ip in a web browser but changing the port to 8123

    74.103.176.135:25565


    Categories
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    Unime’s SAO: Legacy | 1.8.9

    Ip: play.unimemc.net | 1.8.9

    A Classic Minecraft MMORPG experience.

    11 Public floors, 3 Beta floors, 1 to be released as an update.

    Levels and skills.
    Increase your max Health by leveling up

    Teleportation Crystal System

    Quests and Dungeons w/ more coming soon

    Multiple Shops and Banks around most Floors.
    Custom Items and Enemies.

    Personal and Guild homes!
    Player Shops and Item Auctioning!

    Join A Guild or Create Your Own!
    Party system
    Marriage System

    PvP
    Dueling and Other PK related features coming soon.

    Player Guilds – Create your own guild or join one!
    Server guilds – Gain access to Unique Server Guilds by leveling up skills.

    Interactable maps! Mine Ores and chop down trees on certain floors – the maps will regenerate!

    This server used to be a part of another network and we recently revived it for people to play on while we work on a newer version of it with many more features. We still plan on updating this version while working on the new server and will be keeping it up after the new one releases.


    Categories
    Builder Builders Diamond Diamonds Helper Helpers Kitpvp Legend Mineblock Moderator Moderators Purchase Purgatory Survival Worlds

    MineBlockMC | Looking for staff!

    MineBlockMC is an amazing server with worlds such as Survival / KitPVP / Purgatory! And don’t forget! We are currently looking for staff
    Such as Moderators,Builders and helpers! And you can purchase LEGEND rank for 20 Diamonds!


    Categories
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    CricketSMP

    Surival! Gamemodes Events And much more!

    1.19.3
    No hackers
    Discord!
    CricketSMP
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    ..x-..x ..x-..x YOUR FAVORITE SERVER Minecraft server

    The owner of the server “..x-..x ..x-..x YOUR FAVORITE SERVER” has not yet added a description. If this is your server, add a description to it in your account.

    mc.glentland.ru


    Categories
    Anarchy Anarchypvp Anarchypvpsurvivalfun Anarchysurvival Custom Customenchantments Customenchants Customitems Exploring Hotel Survival The End Travel Wildernes Wilderness

    ArcsNet

    Arcnet Is a server where you can hack, grief, and do basically whatever you want and you won’t get punished. The server has custom add-ons and plug-ins with custom enchantments, weapons and more things to see. There’s a custom spawn with a hotel where you can put all your loot and rest after a long day of Exploring the wilderness Of this server. If you do not like the hotel option you can travel far far away from spawn and Create a Base With some friends or yourself. Make enemies, make friends and At the end of the day you will never leave.


    Categories
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    King Zuchinni’s SMP

    Welcome to King Zuchinni’s SMP!

    We are hosting a unique yet barebones experience for you.

    EXPLORE. DISCOVER. CREATE!

    Join today and start your adventure.

    Join our discord community to interact with other players: discord.gg/92vDTYva


    Categories
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    Xylose

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Xyloz, come play along with us and have fun! This is a survival server with rules such as: No griefing, No offensive chat in any sort of way (racism, sexism etc) and more, have a great day!


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    MagicPlayz SMP

    ▬▬▬ 👑 ・ MagicPlayz SMP👑 ▬▬▬

    MagicPlayz SMP is a Minecraft SMP server where you can play with your friends online and talk with them in the Discord server for absolutely free!

    ▬▬▬▬▬ 🫧 ・We Offer・ 🫧 ▬▬▬▬▬

    📈 • Many plugins so you can have a great time on the server.
    🚀 • Ranks that you can buy for yourself or your friends.
    ⛩️ • A fun community.
    🏆 • A hardworking staff team.
    🪩 • Boosting rewards.
    💸 • Paid promotions.
    🦾 • The best bots and custom utilities bot.
    🎊 • Tons of giveaways.
    🌸 • A clean and organized server design.
    🌟 • Awesome events and more…!

    We have a lot more amazing features on the server. If you want to see them for yourself, join our server!”

    ▬▬▬▬▬▬ ✉️ ・Links・✉️ ▬▬▬▬▬▬

    📎 ⋙ Invite: https://discord.gg/YYfunJV3k3
    📎 ⋙ Website: https://magicplayz.nl/
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    Infinity Cloud Server Minecraft

    “Infinity Cloud” is the server that will provide you with a fairly new, cozy and comfortable server that offers entertainment and adventure in the style of an alternative and non-standard vanilla survival without wipes for players with a license. We offer a minecraft experience with a pleasant environment, friendly community and dedicated staff, our community is growing and we invite you to our server! If you like to play minecraft and you are looking for gameplay with interesting servers without privates and mods, entertainment and friends, then hurry up to us!

    164.132.219.131:25597


    Categories
    Battleground Capture Deathmatch Eldar Flag Hidden Immersive Match Minecraft Pvp Rounds Survival Sus Treasure Treasures Versus

    OUTRAGEOUS PVP – NEED STAFF

    The Battlegrounds of Eldaria is a Minecraft PVP (player versus player) server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. The server features a custom-built map set in the fantasy realm of Eldaria, complete with a variety of different biomes, structures, and hidden treasures to discover. Players can join factions and battle against each other in epic, large-scale PVP battles. The server also offers a variety of different game modes, such as capture the flag, king of the hill, and deathmatch, allowing players to test their skills in different types of combat. With a strong community and active staff, The Battlegrounds of Eldaria offers an immersive and thrilling PVP experience for players of all skill levels.


    Categories
    Civ Civilization Cut Fishing Guard Guards Herobrine New Mobs Ocean Ships Survival Survive Treasure Treasures Water

    OceanCraft – survival in the open ocean Minecraft server

    The whole world is an ocean. Survive and build your island, create your civilization!

    – Scuttled ships WITH RENEWABLE treasures around the world

    – New mobs (water endermen, guards, herobrine)

    – Quests based on RAFT

    – New fishing system

    – No wipes


    Categories
    1.11 201 620 Cosmetic Cosmetics Donator Donators Economy Exciting Griefprevention Landclaim Osmetics Pirate Semivanilla Survival

    Pirate’s Bay SMP

    Argh! Ahoy, matey! Are ya’ lookin’ for a somethin’ new and exciting?! Then come join us at Pirate’s Bay SMP! Every gameplay mechanic is FREE! We use cosmetics for our donators, as everyone should be able to enjoy the base game of Minecraft! More information can be found on our Discord!


    Categories
    Battleground Capture Deathmatch Eldar Flag Hidden Immersive Match Minecraft Pvp Rounds Survival Sus Treasure Treasures Versus

    eldaria.mc.gg

    This is the best PVP experience you will ever have and it is not even close.

    “The Battlegrounds of Eldaria” is a Minecraft PVP (player versus player) server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience for players who enjoy competitive gameplay. The server features a custom-built map set in the fantasy realm of Eldaria, complete with a variety of different biomes, structures, and hidden treasures to discover. Players can join factions and battle against each other in epic, large-scale PVP battles. The server also offers a variety of different game modes, such as capture the flag, king of the hill, and deathmatch, allowing players to test their skills in different types of combat. With a strong community and active staff, The Battlegrounds of Eldaria offers an immersive and thrilling PVP experience for players of all skill levels.


    Categories
    1.20 10.0 2023 Asa Config Create Enviro Environment Goal Iron Pos Sib Survival Tropical Who

    tropical.hopto.org

    The Tropical Community was created on 10.01.2023. The goal
    our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect
    people who want to play on a well configured server
    to the point.

    IP: tropical.hopto.org
    Discord: discord.gg/FzmKVFKTRu


    Categories
    2023 Bedrock Edition Biomes Fishcraft Fury Gmr Guard Guardian Meteorite Meteorites Meteors Sand Stores Survival Treasure

    FISHCRAFT JAVA & BEDROCK

    SERVER SURVIVAL JAVA Y BEDROCK EDITION 🎮 ¡FISHCRAFT SURVIVAL ROLEPLAY! ⛏️
    Ip java: 45.35.104.3:25583
    Ip bedrock: 45.35.104.3
    Port: 25583After so long, we are back again.IP and all the information to enter here on our Discord server https://discord.gg/F9GmR5ANBcWhat will you find? ✅Events (Today Jokes event in the world bar)✅Missions✅Meteors, around the map meteorites will fall, with guardians that protect the treasure that comes on it.✅hell fury✅new biomes✅Mobs stronger than ever✅Economy✅Stores✅New enchantments, with awesome abilitiesAnd much more awaits you in Fishcraft!⛏️


    Categories
    Builds Claim Claims Club Economy Economysurvival Gameplay Heart Immersive Mc Server Rise Suggestions Survival Timber Wip

    Project H

    Brand new economy based MC server! We will take your suggestions to heart.
    Easily protect your builds with claims, grow your wealth and rise to the top!
    WIP:
    -rank system
    -better spawn area
    -more immersive gameplay


    Categories
    Account Add Are Cent Enter Her His Host Las Ost Our Rip Script Survival Multiplayer Your

    . – Minecraft server

    Server owner “. – has not added a description yet. If this is your server, add a description to it in your account.

    hare.athernos.host:10226


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