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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


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Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


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    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


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    lopobia network

    A survival network with the purpose of bringing everyone together, regardless of the platform you play on.

    We support:
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    – Bedrock
    – Eaglercraft
    – Cracked

    play.lopobia.com


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    Daiance Craft

    DaianceCraft was started in 2022 with the intention of bringing the roots of old servers to light! Thus bringing the fun guaranteed with news in the course.
    The network is new, we intend to evolve along with the players!

    Available minigames:

    Survival with clans, stores and events (Only 1.19.2);

    – Coming soon, more minigames!

    Join us on our discord server: https://discord.gg/x6fqhqEaYg

    daiancecraft.ga:10001


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    Obsidian SMP

    Obsidian SMP is a semi-vanilla SMP hosted by Obsidian Networks. We are a newer community that are driven to accept others regardless of experience or background

    Features include;
    Friendly community, full anti-cheat, active development, on-server and off-server support

    obsidianmc.apexmc.co:26038


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    Eupractical

    Eupractice is a 1.8 PvP Server With many features! FFA, Practice, Bot Practice, Event Minigames, and Parkour! We are running the server as a beta. Meanwhile, you are welcome to join here with your friends!

    play.eupractice.net


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    MineBuilds

    play.minebuilds.net


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    Lifecraft SMP

    A fun smp server! A lifesteal smp! have fun read all of the rules!
    /rules
    /msg or /minecraft:msg
    I hope you like the server!
    1.19.2+

    lifecraft.withermc.io:25813


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    Magic Tavern

    The Magic Tavern
    by: Gaming Under the Influence

    If you’re a fan of Minecraft but want to try something a little different, this might just be what you have been looking for! With premium plugins and multiple worlds, we try to accommodate for everyone. Our survival world has lots of features that we really hope you enjoy. Players can craft magical items and level them up with the Magic plugin. You can create your own shops through Chest Shop. We offer land claim so members can claim their land to protect it. You can even make your own alcohol! Like I said lots of features, I’m just too lazy to list all of them. We have a creative world for those who just like to build. The server is 24/7 with practically no downtime. If you like a little role play and want to spice things up, I think you should come and check us out. Anyways, thanks for reading.

    – the GUI team

    37.187.155.48


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    Welcome to Banilla.net Survival!
    Were you looking for a 100% vanilla server with cracked support?
    On Banilla, you will not find claims, kits, warps, tpa, crates and other BS.
    IP: Banilla.net
    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/vfTmq5FPjJ
    Version: 1.18-1.19+

    banilla.net:25978


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    MiniGames:
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    – BedWars
    – Cowboys and Indians
    – ColorShuffle
    – Gravity

    play.lamentis.net


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    Sunflower

    Hey there loves! Our goal is to create an accepting community where adults can come to hang out when they have stressful days, or whenever they want to have fun, so here are some tidbits:

    Non-griefing server, it’s handled immediately. The owner is easily accessible, so you can ask any questions you’d like, but feel free toask the community too. Simple Voice Chat mod. One of us has a villager trading system set up and there is also a community kitchen. Discord server has roles so you can see who else plays some of your favorite games. LGBTQIA+ Friendly. Discord friendly, but not required. So far, most of us are close to spawn, so we can be near each other but not right on top of each other, you can build wherever your heart desires. Mod pack has 200 plus mods but will have something for everyone, so ask for a sample.

    135.148.145.46


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    Geneva

    An up and coming server with many amazing mods, some being mods like biomes o plenty, beyond earth, and the create mod. This server brings the fun of mods, without completely removing the vanilla aspect. Unlike modern servers, its a brand new world, with zero plugins! Need help getting around? Planes and cars can do the trick! Please consider joining today, make sure you join the discord to get instructions and the modpack download link.

    For a free stack of iron, please vote up on this page!

    Geneva.apexmc.co


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    NegativeMC

    This is a chill server in 1.16.5, to have a good time and relax.
    This server is based on Seasons and Chapters.

    Seasons: a big update will be made to the server every season, adding new things and news.

    Chapters: There will also be Chapters every certain number of seasons, the difference between Season and Chapter is that in each chapter the server will restart from 0 with a new start but keeping the changes from past seasons.

    Also from time to time there will be patches whose function will be bug fixes and small updates.

    Important things to know:
    · If a player leaves the server once and comes back, they will be given “Guest” rank.

    *Dubbing: The dubbing of the server (trailers, content, cinematics) is in Latin Spanish made in Mexico. (For now only available in this language)*

    Important: This server uses a mandatory resource package for the proper functioning of the server.

    negativemc.aternos.me:61473


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    Middle School Cryo Lifesteal

    A fun lifesteal economy Server With Loads Of PVP and a active community and discord with loads of fun and esciting plugins like /ah and /shop JOIN NOW!

    CryoSMP.net


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    Black Dragon Pixelmon Alpha server Minecraft

    One of the servers of the Black Dragon project, which has been operating since 2012. For the first time in the CIS, Pixelmon servers appeared on our project, which still exist. Pixelmon Alpha is one such server.
    The huge, strong community gathered over the years will be happy to replenish!

    Our Pixelmon servers mostly have self-written unique mods. Of the more than 50 mods installed on the servers, only about 5 can be found on other projects or in the public domain. And even these mods have been optimized and improved for a more enjoyable experience (this includes the Pixelmon mod itself).

    Among the many features of our Pixelmon servers are the following:

  • Many improvements to the Pixelmon mod itself
  • System of automatic tournaments (various tournaments are held 4 times a day)
  • Poké question system that allows you to get various rewards for “guessing” Pokémon
  • Developed clan system. Leveling clans, a huge variety of clan tasks and rewards. Hierarchy of clan members. clan chat. clan territories. Clan Pokéstops.
  • Unique convenient system of privates with many functions.
  • Various ratings of players and clans with a reward at the end of each month.
  • The most optimized game client and servers themselves. You can play freely even with 1GB of RAM.
  • Many other big and small goodies that allow you to have a good time in the game…

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    GansMc

    Welcome to GANSMC!

    We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Parkour and more! Please read below for more information.

    Website: https://www.gansmc.com/
    Pixelmon Discord: https://discord.gg/8TRt5PXZGJ
    Vanilla Discord: https://discord.gg/8TRt5PXZGJ

    mc.gansmc.com


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    BlockCube

    Welcome to BLOCKCUBE NETWORK!
    shop.blockcube.ml

    ** SURVIVAL: Take part in a massively multiplayer survival server with a rotating economy and lots of quests to complete.

    ** SKYWARS: you spawn in island then collect items from chest then rush to other players and kill them.

    ** SKYBLOCK:coming soon.

    Server Name: Blockcube
    Server Address: play.blockcube.ml
    Bedrock IP- blockcube.ml
    port for bedrock- 26309

    play.blockcube.ml:26309


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    Bedrock Edition Cross-Play Currency Custom Map Economy Edit Edition Information Java And Bedrock Non Safe Spawn Survival Towny Towny Server

    Aeminon

    Towny Server that is playable via Java and Bedrock Edition Players
    Physical Currency, Custom Map, Safe spawn
    If you would like more Information Join the Discord server.
    For any other Information, DM me on Discord

    aeminon.apexmc.co


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    Spritey Network

    Spritey Network is a new and upcoming Earth Survival SMP with economy, Towny, and chest shops. Create your own or join a nation or town. We have a great staff team that takes feedback.

    play.spritey.net


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    Throne Worthy Crossplay

    Throne Worthy – Bedrock and Java – 1.19.3

    Create your own nation or join one, nation owners completely control there economy from taxes to declaring war on other nations. Are you Throne Worthy?

    -nations (lands plugin)
    -claims
    -essentialsX

    https://discord.gg/4zeeK3grKW

    51.81.41.147:25603


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    Honey Network SMP

    Welcome to VIBE CITY a chatting server designed with the purpose to make it easier to connect with new people and friends!!! Also Play on our Brand New SMP

    honeynetwork.ddns.net:25656


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