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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
[/tbody]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
[/tr]
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[/tbody]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
[/tr]
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[/tbody]
[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
[/tbody]
[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
[tbody]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
[/tbody]
[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
[/tr]
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[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
[/tr]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
[/tbody]
[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
[/tr]
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[/tr]
[/tbody]
[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Categories
Arrow Balloon Cosmetics Economy Emotes Grave Graves Lover Lovers Mcmmo Pve Roleplay Survival Vanilla Vanilla Like

TopMine

TopMine simply exists to give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have the following features:

Lag-free gameplay, Active community and staff, Vanilla like experience, Voting rewards, Land claiming / protecting, Homes, Portable Shop, Skills (McMMO), Auction House, Player Graves! (your items wont despawn on you), Mineable / Moveable spawners, Daily quests, Questlines, Cosmetics such as:
Particle effects, Pets, Arrow effects, Balloons, Death Effects, Statuses and Emotes

And so much more! So what are you waiting for? come join our friendly community today!
IP: Mc.TopMine.org

mc.topmine.org


Categories
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Starlite Semi-Vanilla Survival (1.7-1.17)

Welcome to Starlite Survival!
Starlite is a semi-vanilla survival server with a growing community, and a safe space for all players. It’s a nice place to relax and enjoy Minecraft, while making a few friends. This server is a welcoming space for everyone, including LGBT and POC. We don’t tolerate toxic players in our community. There are rules against griefing, and a good anticheat plugin setup. We also have a regex chat filter to help prevent certain kinds of players from joining. Our server is also Bedrock compatible!
Server Info:
IP: play.starlitemc.net
Click here for Discord!
Click here for our website!

Plugins and Features:
  • Hundreds of custom AdvancedEnchants
  • Bosses with special abilities that can spawn randomly or be summoned (/bosses for more info)
  • Stardust (currency with 15% drop chance from monsters)
  • Auction House
  • Bluemap (starlitemc.net/bluemap)
  • Chest Shops
  • Custom death messages
  • Player warps
  • Quality of life (/home, /tpa, /spawn etc)
  • Grief Defender, to protect your builds!
  • An economy, including a bank
  • Many cosmetics, including trails, miniatures, balloons, mounts, disguises, and more!
  • Jobs
  • Playtime levels
  • Much more!
  • Owner’s Note: I am a college student that works full time and I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2012. Running this server has been a long term passion project for me, even if I have to make time for it. If you have any suggestions, need support, or just want to chat with other players, please join our Discord where I will try to get back to you within 24 hours. Hopefully you check out my server, see you soon! – xIdentified


    Categories
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    The Balloon Server

    Welcome to The Balloon Server a vanilla hybrid server! There is monthly events such as (the current one) The Takeover and monthly democratic elections the current president and vice president are kkxmy and the_gamerjack, respectively. This is a whitelisted server so if you are interested about joining please email at [email protected]! There is a max of 15 players and there is currently 4 members! This is a Java 1.16.5 server and the ip is 51.89.134.42 and the port is 25577!

    51.89.134.42:25577


    Categories
    Anarchy Anything Aus Bad Greatest Latest Pvp Raiding Special Super Survival Today Upcoming Vanilla Virtual

    Unnamed Vanilla

    The latest and greatest upcoming vanilla server with virtually no rules! So join it today because we need users super bad! IF you join today I wont give you anything special! Woohoo!

    joinmy.damnserver.com


    Categories
    Creeper Cross-Play Cut Ifesteal Lifes Lifestea Lifesteal Lobby Newer Obby Pvp Survival Versions Votifier Voting

    onecreeper

    Welcome on the server!


    You can join at any time via the Minehut lobby by executing /join eincreeper!

    The server is running on version 1.18.2, but newer versions can join also.

    I didnt got votifier to work on the server so no voting rewards 🙁

    eincreeper.minehut.gg


    Categories
    Backpack Backpacks Buildings Chop Death Chest Economy Fish Fishing Freebuild Jack Lottery Open World Pvp Survival Tags

    Trichophalia


    – Auction House and Server Shop (Player Trade & Server Shop)
    – Protection System (Protect your Buildings in the Open World)
    – Jackpot, Lottery and Crates! (Try your luck and win a LOT!)
    – Quests (/quests)
    – Daily, Weekly and Monthly Rewards (/rewards)
    – Fishing Events!
    – Over 50+ custom Enchantments
    – Backpacks (Safe Items)
    – Death Chest & Death Coordinates (Get your Items back after a death)
    – Server Events every week to reward Players!
    – Purchaseable Chat Tags (In-game Money)

    play.trikophalia.ga


    Categories
    Anything Bedwars Data Dice Eren Gar Joga Modern Ring Root Rooted Survival Tir Vip Vips

    ModernCraft Network

    ModernCraft your Server without any vips and indifferences we accept you well without any prejudice here we have BedWars and survival very rooted without anything op if you are tired of that boring server ModernCraft is an option.

    jogar.moderncraft.fun


    Categories
    Bedwars Crackshot Economy Enemy Factions Hypixel Hypixel Bedwars Leaderboard Leaderboards Luckyblock Owo Parkour Pvp Shadow Survival

    ShadoWorld Community

    Bored of playing Hypixel Bedwars ? Want to play a different Factions Server ? Here we are.

    We are a brand new minecraft server with Bedwars and a Special Faction Server.

    In the Bedwars server you can play with your friends or other people in the classic modes and the LuckyBlock Mode. You can select which effects you prefer and get to the Top of the LeaderBoards!!

    In the Faction server there are a lot of features but, the most important, are the CrackShot Weapons. You can disintegrate the enemy with seconds, travel the world in minutes and be almost immortal.

    mc.shadoworld.me


    Categories
    Custom Weapon Custom Weapons Economy Enviroment Hacker Mcmmo Mew Pvp Rome Survival Texture Pack Towny Valhalla Vanilla Viking

    Valhalla Power

    We are solely dedicated to the SMP world as many servers neglect their survival gamemode we want all of the SMP enthusiasts to be able to come somewhere where things are solely focused on one game mode!
    Valhalla Kraft is a viking themed SMP server that has the following
    – 1.19.2 helps reduce hackers and exploits as well as we stay up to date with every new version on minecraft!
    – Viking themes! Cosmetics texture pack and gameplay!
    – Custom Bosses
    – Custom Weapons
    – Custom Blocks
    – Custom Enviroment
    See if you have what it takes to be a true Viking!
    See you in Valhalla!

    mc.valhallakraft.com


    Categories
    Apex Avari Data Dom Enjoy Everyone First Hosting Ice Kingdom Pve Roleplay Time Towny Vanilla

    Kingdom Of Avarice

    Vanilla Survival With Friends
    My First time hosting a Minecraft server
    Come join we are trying to build an active community for everyone to enjoy

    koa.apexmc.co


    Categories
    300 3000 Bored Cross-Play Custom Items Economy Mcmmo Modded Ored Pay2win Pve Pvp Rod Slime Survival

    SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock)
    Bored of Vanilla? Want something more fun? Want something
    more modded but your PC cannot handle mods? Introducing
    SlimeCraftSMP. There’s tons of custom items (3000+).
    There are NO PAY2WIN features!
    Alternative IP – slimecraftsmp.playsurvival.me

    64.20.56.219:19145


    Categories
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    arcade

    Vanilla creation minded community, PVP disabled, creation mode disabled. we create things probably the most challenging way, with scaffolding etc. Big projects will require lots of effort and that makes it even more rewarding!

    arcadoom.net


    Categories
    Backpacks Breeding Economy Gts Magma Pixelmon Pve Raiding Riding Roleplay Survival Tower Turkey Warzone Wondertrade

    Magmadex – Pixelmon Server

    Welcome to Magmadex!
    Note: You need Forge and Pixelmon Mod to play!
    A Turkey Pixelmon server online with active staff, daily and weekly event and much more!
    Magmadex is always updated to the latest version of Pixelmon to take full advantage of the mod! You can start playing and become a Gym Leader.
    Some of our features:
    – Warzone – Battle Tower – Teams – Quests – Nether and End ACTIVE
    – Backpacks – EVs muscle area – Wondertrade – GTS
    – Legendary spawn ACTIVE – Breeding ACTIVE – Riding ACTIVE
    – Ultra space AKTİF
    Discord: http://discord.gg/TcJMAfDaRP
    Turkish Pixelmon Server

    magmadex.batihost.net


    Categories
    Armor Custom Items Custom Mob Custom Mobs Generator Generators Gens Icc Pve Pvp Summon Traditional Ustoms Vanilla Weapon

    MiccGens

    What is MiccGens?

    What do we have to offer?

    – Custom Items
    – Custom Mobs
    – Multiple worlds to enjoy
    – Custom Bosses
    – Great Staff Team and very active
    – Captivating Gameplay
    – And more!

    play.miccgens.xyz:25611


    Categories
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    WildGames

    WildGames is a wild and fun Minecraft server network. Join our great community and play unique, exciting games. We make updates constantly and are always looking to make the server better! Come join us, just join playwildgames.net in Minecraft!

    playwildgames.net


    Categories
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    Vegan Minecraft

    For those Omnivores and Vegans out there. If you are interested in Minecraft come check out our Vegan Minecraft server!We live a Vegan lifestyle in Minecraft and we even made our own datapack so that you can make all vanilla items from Vegan ingredients.We have almost 200 members and are constantly growing.Come join us!
    veganminecraft.com/

    JAVA AND BEDROCK

    WE USED THESE CUSTOM RECIPES FOR VEGAN ITEMS:
    imgur.com/Wy9JioM


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    Thundermine.Net

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    play.thundermine.net


    Categories
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    TerraEarth

    TerraEarth is a towny siege server with a 1:4500 scale world map

    Map: http://terraearth.my.pebble.host:8141/

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/65ZJh9jt69

    terraearth.my.pebble.host


    Categories
    Arenapvp Christ Christmas Cross-Play Economy Factions Hardcore Jail Kim Mcmmo Mobsop Pvp Revive Survival Tombs

    Kimucraft

    //GRAND OPENING//
    KIMUCRAFT
    h a r d c o r e
    Served Java and Bedrock 24/7
    1.19+ 0 Lag

    We have:
    ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build quietly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Shop , Boxes,

    +Invite your friends and you will get rewards.
    +Active Christmas Event with Reward VIP Rank

    Kimucraft.fun


    Categories
    Bedrock Edition Best Of Economy Edition Hide Ifesteal Instructions Lifes Lifestea Lifesteal Mini Games Pocket Pvp These Vanilla

    Middle school hide

    Welcome to Hiden SMP, Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the Survival, and Lifesteal.
    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: pocket.hidenop.tk
    Port: 25672

    play.hidenop.tk


    Categories
    Bedwars Expert Feelings Hungergames Kids Maze Mazes Minecraft Multiplayer Minigames Parents Parkour Pvparena Smp Survival Vanilla

    ObiWorld 1.19.2 Survival with Grief Prevention & MiniGames. BedWars! HungerGames! Parkour! Mazes! Custom Boss Mobs!

    Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Vanilla with grief prevention and minigames. Something for everyone–beginners to expert! No donation pings, no lobby, just play! Our server is small; we have just over 100 players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

    Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a safe place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I read ALL the chat. Most of our players are between 10 and 18 years old. Staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. That being said, I do allow player vs player combat and item keep–sometimes feelings can be hurt. Also, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. I fund it myself.

    Join us on discord: discord.gg/tSrj2EFTGy


    Categories
    Adult Atm Atmosphere Bov Builders Challenge Generation Hard Survival Party Post Regeneration Regular Survival Theme Uhc

    Bet

    Hello, a UHC survival server, à la Hollycube, are you interested?

    Are you a seasoned builder looking for a new challenge? this post will interest you.

    My name is Azogs, I’m 23 years old, I’ve been playing for several years on different surviving servers but so far, none has offered me an experience that fully meets my expectations. Regular players, seasoned builders, an economy and a restricted commercial zone, hard survival without life regeneration, adult players and above all a good general atmosphere. That’s why I created Itaya.

    The launch party will take place on Saturday, November 26. The spawn theme will be voted by the players so that it appeals to the most worlds.

    I hope to see you join us in this adventure.
    More information and application on our discord.

    https://discord.gg/QbaU7rjnu7


    Categories
    Creative Creativeplots Fur Furries Furry Furryfandom Furryfandomminecraftservers Lgbt Lgbtfriendly Lgbtowned Lgbtq Lgbtqfriendly Lgbtqia Survival Vanilla Vanillacreative Vanillasurvival

    NightFurs.Net – Furry/ LGBT+ Minecraft Server! [JAVA1.18- 1.19][OPENS NOV. 27TH, 7PM EST]

    Hello there! Are you a furry/ member of the LGBT+ community and looking to connect with people just like you on Minecraft? Well, on NightFurs.Net, you can do just that! This new server has so many opportunities for just that, with Be Social commands and many other plugins that allow for fun interaction with other players. We hope you enjoy your stay! Have fun!


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