heisenberg breaking bad meme Minecraft Servers Flavor
The Rules! ( = Applies to Discord | = Applies to Minecraft)
NO Hatefulness/Hate Speech
– No Homophobia
– No Racism
– No Toxicity
– No Ableism
NO Hurtful/NSFW Images
– NSFW
– Images of Self-harm
– Images of Human Feces
PLEASE Respect Privacy
– Don’t ask for Place of Residence
– Don’t ask for Number
– Don’t ask for Age
DONT be a troll
– Don’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason
– No spamming chat
– No Loud Mic
-No Abusing Spawn Proteicton
-No Offline Raiding
-Dont Kill Afks
-No Hacking No Xray
-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace
-No ALT
-No Combat Logging
-No Spawn Camping/Farming
ZenTale is a newly made server and we are mainly based more in survival. We strive to grow a none-toxic, friendly community to where everyone can just chill, relax and have a great time.
Come check us out and join in the fun! We really need your full support <3
Discord: https://discord.gg/xJEPqNE5xk
Features
Seasons and Holidays: Experience Spring, Fall, Summer and Winter! Every season there are diffirent mobs and the Biome changes. Oh! and also there are temperature indicator for you to see whether you are hot or cold. Hot Season: Summer, Cold Season: Winter.
Economy: A system to where you can sell, buy, pay, invest and start a bussiness!
Grief Prevention: Who likes griefers? NO ONE! A system to where your buildings are safe from griefers. That’s right! Claim a land to where only you can interact with it. No one can build, remove, place anything on your claim unless if you give them permission to do so. Pretty neat right!
MORE FEATURE COMING SOON… <3
We’re officially releasing 4th of July 5pm PST
BIG F TOP REWARD! $300 USD!
FOR A LIMITED TIME PLAYERS CAN GET A FREE RANK AND FREE CRATE KEYS READY FOR SEASON1
12 WEEK MAPS!!
50% OFF WIDE SERVER SALE!
https://rebootmc.craftingstore.net
💎CUSTOM ENCHANTS !
💎 GEN BUCKETS !
💎 SELL WANDS !
💎 WEEKLY KOTHS !
💎 MONTHLY DISCORD NITRO GIVEAWAYS!!!
Join Our Discord For Release.
https://discord.gg/XxEGau3mP3
this server is brand new and was launched with a team of only 3 players: 1 developer, 1 builder and 1 owner (me). Big thanks to the developer and builder for helping with the server! However it is nowhere near fully completed, therefore I suggest that you join the server discord[link below] to be notified of any recent updates, bug fixes, and more!
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FYI – Image gallery contains screenshots of the spawn island.
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This server consists of many attributes such as:
– Kappemistic’s Refuge discord = discord.gg/ZwZpHNRX8Y
– Friendly staff
– Custom Plugins [new lucky block + custom Kappa Currency 😉 ]
– Live streaming the server on the link below
¬¬¬ twitch.tv/KappemisticASNC ¬¬¬
Plugins: ClearLag, LuckPerms, Chairs, Vault, ActionHealth, Brewery, dynmap, EssentialsX, Harbor, Saber Factions.
Storm.mcpehost.ru:12345
Falcons Modded Warfare is a Modded Factions SMP with guns, planes, helicopters, missiles, bombs, grenades, and even NUKES!
We are Primarily a YouTuber SMP, but non-Youtubers are still welcome!
here is the discord where you get the mods!
https://discord.gg/4EpfEA4Ebf
i will see you soon!
Our Enhanced Survival server, offers much to do!
Such as
– Raids
– NPC Gyms
– Daily Trainer Battles
– Events
– Choose your own Trainer Class
Technic Pack:
https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/betterpixelmon-server-pack.1926515
Make yourself at home on this community driven server! If you get accepted that is.. become the ultimate chad when it comes to Minecraft survival! We aim to provide a flawless experience of Minecraft by narrowing our playerbase into a group of like minded chads. Do you have what it takes?
VANILLA SERVER
emilgoo666.aternos.me
All images are of Season 1. We have a way to add custom model designs aswell as some datapacks to keep the server running smoothly and give it a bit of spice.
JUST RESET!
Join discord to apply! discord.gg/Hwb8mCQm7j
discord for whitelist : discord.gg/AQcaJxjh
go into smp chat to type me your username
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[td width=]No.[/td]
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[td width=]He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison.[/td]
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[td width=]He finally gets there.[/td]
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[td width=]He runs up the steps into the church.[/td]
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[td width=]The wedding is on.[/td]
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[td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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[td width=]I thought you said Guatemalan.[/td]
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[td width=]Why would I marry a watermelon?”[/td]
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[td width=]Is that a bee joke?[/td]
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[td width=]That’s the kind of stuff we do.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, different.[/td]
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[td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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[td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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[td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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[td width=]I know how you feel.[/td]
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[td width=]You do?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Really?[/td]
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[td width=]My only interest is flowers.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Why do girls put rings on their toes?[/td]
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[td width=]Why not?[/td]
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[td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
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[td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
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[td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
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[td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
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[td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Are you…?[/td]
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[td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks![/td]
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[td width=]Yeah.[/td]
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[td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
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[td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
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[td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
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[td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
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[td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
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[td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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NEW! Minecraft Survival 1.19 PvE, Economy, Plugins, And a FREE Creative World!
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Originally hosted for friends, but I’ve decided to start preparing it for the public. There are enough plugins to keep your base safe and the survival experience alive. Keep-inventory is turned on for now but that could change if enough people prefer that.
You can sell or buy diamonds for virtual “dollars” (the server currency) in spawn. Your money can be used to buy more claim blocks, to spend it in on items in player-shops or to spend it on other players in general.
There are virtual dimensions (Creative, Nether and End dimensions) which can be reset when necessary. Like that everybody can beat the End dragon. If a virtual world starts lagging the server It can be reset. Players can teleport back and forward in between all worlds since multicore-inventories keeps track of your inventories.
If enough people join I’ll upgrade the server RAM too of course, but that shouldn’t become an issue on short term.
Join our Discord for questions, have fun!