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❀ Emmaville SMP ❀

❀Emmaville SMP

The server offers a vibrant community where players can unleash their creativity, collaborate with others, and embark on thrilling adventures.

Whether you’re crafting towering castles, exploring mysterious caves, or simply sharing laughs with newfound friends around a digital campfire, Emmaville offers a warm embrace to all who enter.

Come join us and let your Minecraft adventures unfold in the most welcoming of environments.
Welcome home to Emmaville! 🙂 <3


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If you are a girl looking to play Minecraft in a chill survival environment please join and lets get the playing
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social community that is good for everyone, whether it be over Discord or chat, we offer a multitude of cool commands such as /tpa and /sethome which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.


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W.D.E is a cracked Minecraft server hosted in Sri Lanka. players like are both welcome to play here as both editions are supported. There are many features to be found on the W.D.E Network server, so what are you guys (and girls) waiting for? Hurry and join now! 🙂

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Tekknetic server is a brand new spanking shiny unwraped sever which is coming your way very soon guys/girls

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Lunar Island

Hi I’m Swiggty,

Welcome to Lunar Island, a brand new Survival PvP/Vanilla experience, I have been working countless hours on this server trying to make it feel great, fair and enjoyable for players, with a balanced economy and trying not to make it pay to win, I went with this approach because of the passion I have to bring back an old school factions experience with a modern twist, while not straying to far from the base game and none of those crazy custom enchants that sent factions on a downward spiral. anyways on this server you will be able to create a faction, build bases, create farms as a source of income as well as your own player shop to sell to other players and buy from others which is in the form of a GUI, you can create mob grinders as another source of income and many other ways to grind to get that dollar bill!

There are also many other features such as a vote ranking system which you will be able to get extra perks, kits, pets and much more, and for the more PvPers I have installed a Old combat system plugin which I have configured to give that 1.8 feeling that we all dearly miss, but don’t worry I have tested it and it feels pretty smooth you can also use fishing rods to knockback players, and there are also 4 KoTH events a week which I’m sure you guys will contest with rival factions over the prizes! and for the survival type people if you don’t really want to be involved in all the PvP or the raiding side of this server you can set your faction to peaceful, meaning you will be unraidable but at the cost of not being able to PvP but if that doesn’t bother you, build and create with friends till your hearts content :D.

Other Info:
– Faction Member limit: 3 people
– Be competitive

I hope you guys and girls will come along for this adventure I grantee you’ll have a lot of fun

Anyways until next time have a great day God bless you.

swig (owner)

play.lunarisland.net


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Lunar Island 1.19 | Survival PvP |

Hi I’m Swiggty,

Welcome to Lunar Island, a brand new Survival PvP/Vanilla experience, I have been working countless hours on this server trying to make it feel great, fair and enjoyable for players, with a balanced economy and trying not to make it pay to win, I went with this approach because of the passion I have to bring back an old school factions experience with a modern twist, while not straying to far from the base game and none of those crazy custom enchants that sent factions on a downward spiral. anyways on this server you will be able to create a faction, build bases, create farms as a source of income as well as your own player shop to sell to other players and buy from others which is in the form of a GUI, you can create mob grinders as another source of income and many other ways to grind to get that dollar bill!

There are also many other features such as a vote ranking system which you will be able to get extra perks, kits, pets and much more, and for the more PvPers I have installed a Old combat system plugin which I have configured to give that 1.8 feeling that we all dearly miss, but don’t worry I have tested it and it feels pretty smooth you can also use fishing rods to knockback players, and there are also 4 KoTH events a week which I’m sure you guys will contest with rival factions over the prizes! and for the survival type people if you don’t really want to be involved in all the PvP or the raiding side of this server you can set your faction to peaceful, meaning you will be unraidable but at the cost of not being able to PvP but if that doesn’t bother you, build and create with friends till your hearts content :D.

A few other things you can do is level up skills and there is a massive range of different skills and abilities you can level up for example Mining skills, swords skills, repair skills and much much more there is also a prize for whoever gets the highest skills level at the end of the wipe.

Other Info:
– Faction Member limit: 5 people
– Be competitive

I hope you guys and girls will come along for this adventure I grantee you’ll have a lot of fun

Anyways until next time have a great day God bless you.

swig (owner)


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Dirt Smp!

a cool survival smp!

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]Sure.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Really?[/td]
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[td width=]My only interest is flowers.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Why do girls put rings on their toes?[/td]
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[td width=]Why not?[/td]
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[td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
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[td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
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[td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
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[td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Are you…?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks![/td]
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[td width=]Yeah.[/td]
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[td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
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[td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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SleepMine – Mini-Game Minecraft Server

The owner of the server “SleepMine – Mini-Game” has not yet added a description. If this is your server, add a description in your account to it.


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MozartRealms

Grief, raid and PvP to your heart’s content! MozartRealms is a PvP Factions server with a supernatural twist – you have the option of becoming a Vampire or Werewolf! As a bonus, Vampires are able to transform into a bat for 20 seconds at a time to escape from foes.

Primary Plugins: Factions, McMMO, Vampire, Werewolf, Chestshops + many more!
Coming soon: PvP Arena and Mob Ally for Vampires

Staff have a mature, player-driven attitude, with cursing being allowed in public chat.

We look forward to meeting you soon at pvp.mozartrealms.com!

pvp.mozartrealms.com


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Gale of Origins

http://galeoforigins.enjin.com

Gale of Origins

We
are a fairly new Pixelmon server with a fully automated Johto region.
We just got this, so we are still testing a lot of things out, but all
trainers and the completed story are added.

What we have that other servers dont:

Custom Full automatic Johto Region.
Custom commands.
Wonder trade Lottery.
Size changing machine.
Nature changing machine.
Much more.

We also have:

Safari zone
Survival world
Free items
Economy
Warps
Victory Road
Elite Four
Much more.

Join us with galeoforigins.mcpro.co

IP: 198.24.183.2:50816

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Trippers Games

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7
Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld
SkyWars,KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld
Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

mc.TrippersGames.com


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Burst Craft

http://www.burstcraft.net

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Our server is unlike most faction servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers.
Some features that set us apart from other servers are:
– Nonstop PvP @ spawn
– Fair donator ranks.
– Balanced McMMO
– No PvP lag

IP: play.burstcraft.com:61472

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BlazeGrief Minecraft Server

Description of the server We have a responsive administration, reasonable prices for donat and much more

blazegrief.craft-donate.ru


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LuxePrison

Here at LuxePrison, we strive to host one of the most entertaining and enjoyable experiences that you’ll have on any Minecraft server. We offer many custom plugins, items, ranks and other things to ensure that you have endless hours of fun such as ranks A-Z, along with Free, Completionist and Prestige I-X ranks. We host many events throughout the server including PvP tournaments, as well as plugins to keep you playing such as crates, cells, and many more. We have great, nice, and professional staff to keep the community fair. Come give us a shot and we’re positive you’ll enjoy it to it’s full potential!

luxeprison.org


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ArachnidsCraft-Crafting Dead

http://arachnidscraft.enjin.com

Requires the Technic Launcher and Official Crafting Dead modpack. Join this fun FactionsCrafting Dead: Cure server. Make a faction and survive with your friends. Loot buildings for guns, ammo, and food to survive. Raid bases and kill payers to take their supplies. Sounds fun? Well it is. 😀

IP: s42.hosthorde.com:26131

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AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

aristocraft.servegame.com


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DibDibCraft

http://www.dibdibcraft.com/

DibDibCraft is a new server, created by DibDibs (SpinballWhizzer), with a start up team of 6.

We are a factions server, allowing players to team up and claim land. We -plan to expand within the next 6 months, to open new servers for new opportunities.

We would love for you to come along and give it a try. You can be the start of something big and great.

We are quite a small server, so our chat isnt constantly full of others, so it is easy to communicate.

We have festive themes for different holidays, for example a Christmas theme, and we have a friendly staff team who are happy to answer any queries you have about the server.

Like what we do? Why not vote for us, and since we support Votify, you can get some cool goodies in-game.

IP: play.dibdibcraft.com

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NINETOWN Minecraft Server

Hello! NINETOWN (literally, the ninth city) is a project together with youtuber Rissman, which has gathered everything that the main Minecraft fans appreciate – a high-quality server with a classic survival, atmosphere and adequate staff. We cannot buy privileges that spoil the game process.

We hope you enjoy playing with us on the always latest version of Minecraft.

ntwn.ru


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CraftianCrusade

CraftianCrusade – A brand new Minecraft Medieval Warfare server. PvP with your friends or start your own religion and declare a holy war! We offer diplomacy, vassalization, gambling, wars, and mystery crates!

Primary Plugins we use:
Towny
Gods
LWC
Citizens

We strive to have less tiny conflicts and more large scale warfare!

108.163.219.158


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OrePvP

http://www.orepvpfac.buycraft.net

IP: orepvpfac.mcsrv.eu

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VaporMC

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

vapormc.co


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PurgeNetwork

http://purgenet.enjin.com/

IP: purgenetwork.hosthorde.net:26084

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SoulMine – ANARCHY, GRIPPING, DUELS Minecraft server

SoulMine is a Minecraft server where no one will be bored!

The server has:
* Self-written plugins;
* Responsive and kind administration;
* No dupes, bugs;
* Beautiful design;
* Prefixes;
* A bunch of anti-cheats;
* Anti-X-Ray;
* Purchase / sale of things (server: grief);
* Cases with things (server: grief);
* Normal whales.

Pros that are not on other servers:
* Your spawn;
* Own assembly;
* Powerful VDS that will not lag with any online;
* 3 modes: anarchy, grief, duels;
* There is no cheating on donat teams;
* The server is not for the sake of money / donations, but for the sake of the players;
* The server will always evolve.

Server Data:
IP: SMine-serv.ru
Versions: from 1.12.2 to 1.14.x
Website: http://smine-serv.ru
VK Group: https://vk.com/soulmine_java

Thank you for playing on our servers!

smine-serv.ru


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SLAY-Factions

Looking for a new faction server, with a friendly, yet challenging atmosphere? Look no further SLAY-Factions is a new faction server, with friendly, yet challenging foes. We have a pvp arena if you get tired of scouting out enemies. Our brand new spawn features a marketplace with vendors! Its a perfect little town! But beyond the town lies challenges, and faction wars! Join us for a good ol’ time!

69.175.43.28


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MelonForce

Ip MelonForce.waltsu.com
CrackedServer
Faction PvP
Plugins: Jobs Faction Essentials Vault xpShop PvP Soup
This is a hosted Server 24/7
Staff every day online
FriendlyStaff
the new comers will get special things
64x WoodLog
IronVipArmor : Diamond full armor prot 2 unbreaking 3
IronVIp-PvP : DiamondSword Sharp 3 Fire aspect 2 Unbreaking 3 3Op Apples
Luckyminer : 1 Pick Fortune 3

IP: melonforce.waltsu.com:26230

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Ascended PvP

Forget everything you know about normal Minecraft PvP, and welcome to Ascended! Welcome to a dedicated 100% PvP server run by a special, custom coded plugin that cannot be found anywhere else. Start as a leather noob and upgrade your armor and weapons as you earn money by playing the various types of unique game modes. Already full diamond? Then increase your tier level and restart as a leather once again, giving you access to special abilities and awesome powers.

Warning, every custom design map and game mode is designed to push your limits as a PvP player! Only join if you want to enjoy PvP mayhem and prove your skills on the battlefield.

Note: The video in the description is for an older version of this server, the newer one has a different IP, but similar gameplay..

ascended.mcserver.ws


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DeltaForce Gaming

http://deltaforcegaming.wix.com/tekkitclassic

Dear community, as of today the DeltaForce Gaming tekkit classic server is a fact. Its currently running strong with Nitrous hosting on a good 4GB of ram.
The server is aiming to give players the long term rewards, using mcMMO and Ontime to regulate ranks we hope to achieve this. The ultimate goal is to have no banned items at all and after fixing all the beta bugs we expect to unban items every patch.
To resolve all beta bugs it is very important that you report bugs to the staff as soon as you encounter one, this way we can ensure your gaming pleasure and server stability.

IP: 185.38.148.189:25571

Minecraft Servers to Join

The Minecraft servers are looking for dedicated players who will participate in their gaming community. Minecraft servers are completely free to play. Join today and play the best Minecraft servers in of the most popular games in the world! Players can join the server in a few different ways. First, you can download the Minecraft launcher, find the server and join with just a few clicks of your mouse. If you want to become a regular user of the Minecraft server, you can also apply to become a member of the community and make your presence known.

Minecraft Servers List

A Minecraft server (Java or Bedrock) is a multiplayer world where players connect, build, and compete together. This list features hundreds of active servers offering game modes like Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Minigames, and more. Whether youre looking for a casual community or competitive PvP, youll find options that suit your style. Browse through all types of top Minecraft servers or check out the best Minecraft servers ranked by votes and player count. Each server is unique and many include custom mods, plugins, and original features designed for every kind of player.

Minecraft Servers Survival

Survival is the most popular servers type for Minecraft to play. You can find a lot of mods for it, and its population is really high. Minecraft survival servers are based on a more realistic Minecraft, and players here get to play on a world that has a lot of possibilities for how the game will play out. You can play on these servers with friends, and with the same servers and its features, your session is going to be more or less unique. In addition, it is more complicated than the other Minecraft servers, and to play you are going to have to become familiar with the game.