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❀ Emmaville SMP ❀

❀Emmaville SMP

The server offers a vibrant community where players can unleash their creativity, collaborate with others, and embark on thrilling adventures.

Whether you’re crafting towering castles, exploring mysterious caves, or simply sharing laughs with newfound friends around a digital campfire, Emmaville offers a warm embrace to all who enter.

Come join us and let your Minecraft adventures unfold in the most welcoming of environments.
Welcome home to Emmaville! 🙂 <3


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If you are a girl looking to play Minecraft in a chill survival environment please join and lets get the playing
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social community that is good for everyone, whether it be over Discord or chat, we offer a multitude of cool commands such as /tpa and /sethome which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.


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W.D.E is a cracked Minecraft server hosted in Sri Lanka. players like are both welcome to play here as both editions are supported. There are many features to be found on the W.D.E Network server, so what are you guys (and girls) waiting for? Hurry and join now! 🙂

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Tekknetic server is a brand new spanking shiny unwraped sever which is coming your way very soon guys/girls

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Lunar Island

Hi I’m Swiggty,

Welcome to Lunar Island, a brand new Survival PvP/Vanilla experience, I have been working countless hours on this server trying to make it feel great, fair and enjoyable for players, with a balanced economy and trying not to make it pay to win, I went with this approach because of the passion I have to bring back an old school factions experience with a modern twist, while not straying to far from the base game and none of those crazy custom enchants that sent factions on a downward spiral. anyways on this server you will be able to create a faction, build bases, create farms as a source of income as well as your own player shop to sell to other players and buy from others which is in the form of a GUI, you can create mob grinders as another source of income and many other ways to grind to get that dollar bill!

There are also many other features such as a vote ranking system which you will be able to get extra perks, kits, pets and much more, and for the more PvPers I have installed a Old combat system plugin which I have configured to give that 1.8 feeling that we all dearly miss, but don’t worry I have tested it and it feels pretty smooth you can also use fishing rods to knockback players, and there are also 4 KoTH events a week which I’m sure you guys will contest with rival factions over the prizes! and for the survival type people if you don’t really want to be involved in all the PvP or the raiding side of this server you can set your faction to peaceful, meaning you will be unraidable but at the cost of not being able to PvP but if that doesn’t bother you, build and create with friends till your hearts content :D.

Other Info:
– Faction Member limit: 3 people
– Be competitive

I hope you guys and girls will come along for this adventure I grantee you’ll have a lot of fun

Anyways until next time have a great day God bless you.

swig (owner)

play.lunarisland.net


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Lunar Island 1.19 | Survival PvP |

Hi I’m Swiggty,

Welcome to Lunar Island, a brand new Survival PvP/Vanilla experience, I have been working countless hours on this server trying to make it feel great, fair and enjoyable for players, with a balanced economy and trying not to make it pay to win, I went with this approach because of the passion I have to bring back an old school factions experience with a modern twist, while not straying to far from the base game and none of those crazy custom enchants that sent factions on a downward spiral. anyways on this server you will be able to create a faction, build bases, create farms as a source of income as well as your own player shop to sell to other players and buy from others which is in the form of a GUI, you can create mob grinders as another source of income and many other ways to grind to get that dollar bill!

There are also many other features such as a vote ranking system which you will be able to get extra perks, kits, pets and much more, and for the more PvPers I have installed a Old combat system plugin which I have configured to give that 1.8 feeling that we all dearly miss, but don’t worry I have tested it and it feels pretty smooth you can also use fishing rods to knockback players, and there are also 4 KoTH events a week which I’m sure you guys will contest with rival factions over the prizes! and for the survival type people if you don’t really want to be involved in all the PvP or the raiding side of this server you can set your faction to peaceful, meaning you will be unraidable but at the cost of not being able to PvP but if that doesn’t bother you, build and create with friends till your hearts content :D.

A few other things you can do is level up skills and there is a massive range of different skills and abilities you can level up for example Mining skills, swords skills, repair skills and much much more there is also a prize for whoever gets the highest skills level at the end of the wipe.

Other Info:
– Faction Member limit: 5 people
– Be competitive

I hope you guys and girls will come along for this adventure I grantee you’ll have a lot of fun

Anyways until next time have a great day God bless you.

swig (owner)


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Dirt Smp!

a cool survival smp!

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]Sure.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Really?[/td]
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[td width=]My only interest is flowers.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Why do girls put rings on their toes?[/td]
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[td width=]Why not?[/td]
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[td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
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[td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
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[td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
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[td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
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[td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Are you…?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks![/td]
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[td width=]Yeah.[/td]
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[td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
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[td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
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[td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
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[td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]Giant, scary humans![/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Do they try and kill you, like on TV?[/td]
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[td width=]Some of them. But some of them don’t.[/td]
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[td width=]How’d you get back?[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did it, and I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
[/tr]
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[/table]

[table background=null]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]You did? Was she Bee-ish?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]A wasp?! Your parents will kill you![/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]Spider?[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]I know it’s the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face.[/td]
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[table background=null]
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[td width=]So who is she?[/td]
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Categories
Factions Kitpvp Mini Games Pve Pvp Raiding Survival

FantasyCloud

FantasyCloud Network has established itself as a reputable Minecraft factions server with a dedicated community of players who value our immersive gameplay, dynamic gamemodes, and engaging social interactions. Our server boasts an impressive average player count ranging from 150 to 250 players

play.fantasycloud.org


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Vanilla

Phoenix SMP

>!Looking for the ultimate Minecraft server experience? Look no further! Join us now for endless fun, epic builds, and a friendly community. Start your adventure today! We are Hermitcraft inspired Server , we have data packs, proximity chat and many more .Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure on our server, where you can engage in friendly PvP battles with other players. Test your skills, make new friends, and enjoy the thrill of competition in a supportive community. Join us for some PvP excitement today!

Server Info:
Java Edition 1.20.4
Fresh World starting 04/03/2024
Discord https://discord.gg/gbycU9by or add me Xtremeness#7306 or Xtremeness or the other owner ferdfel2!


Categories
Bank Bedrockjavacrossplay Befriends Landclaim Lifesteal Lifestealserver Pvp Survival

The Steal SMP

Come join at The Steal SMP.
Cross Platform – JAVA / BEDROCK/ craked ALLOWED
Jobs – Custom Biomes – Shop / Warp – Sethome / Tpa / Back – Crates / Ranks – Economy – Super Friendly Community – Streamers / Youtubers – Events/Tournaments – Auction House – Quests – Achievements
✅ Daily reward » /ndailyreward
✅ Starting kit » /kit
✅ Bank » /bank
🚨Reminders🚨Its an international server so english only.
No messenger GC
Respect. English. Read
Java are 1.10 to 1.20.4 … bedrock is from 1.20.4 to latest)



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Cross-Play Roleplay Vanilla Whitelist

GolemGardians

This is a crossplay server. It is a plane crash, with two teams. One team is the survivors, the other is the investigators. Please contact me before going on the server so I can give you the information.

147.135.97.214:25591


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Modded

The Greatlands Realm

|The Greatlands Realm| 16+

————————————

🏰 Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! 🏰

300+ players!

✅The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?: ⚔️

✅This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!:

✅This is a project we’ve created by many different creators all around the world more than 2 years ago and has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many different players every year!

How Do I Join?

❗YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECIVE THE REALM CODE. https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7

The Greatlands Realm trailer & other Greatlands related content please enjoy:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb\_3qOveUds

Categories
Bedwars Crossplatform Lifesteal Skyblock Skywars Survival

SnowFlakes Network

• SnowFlakes is a network that was intended to give player an unique experience about the gameplay itself and as well as some modifications in order to improve our gamemodes.
• We offer a chance to both java and bedrock players play together. You can connect to our network by the same IP but with any platform you are using. Keep in mind that bedrock user’s experience may get bugged.



Categories
Bedwars Creative Skyblock Survival Towny

Enigma Network

Welcome To Enigma !

Enigma is a server that gives you cool and unforgettable gaming experience, we have a friendly community that welcomes you warmly. We also have an very active staff team that will guide and help you in your journey, dont hasitate to ask anything.
Owners previous server was one of the most voted server in Northen Europe, we have many gamemodes and some cool things to spicy your normal survival experience, but still keeping the game as survival.
Are you more of a team player rather than solo? Build your gang and bring it to the top of the leaderboard, making a name for yourself!
No matter the path you wish to go for, start your adventure today and prepare for the best journey of your life!
Our server performs highly and runs 24/7, we try our best to maintain a no lag server, with staff on hand to instantly jump to the aid if there are any issues with server performance or any in-game issues. We are always improving our server, adding more features based around players feedback.

Join now !

enigma-mc.eu


Categories
Economy Roleplay Survival

Everwinter Kingdoms

Join the discord to play!!!

So many mods. Stable server. Kingdoms role-playing!

Website interactive real time map
Create mod!
Check us out!

play.everwinterkingdoms.com


Categories
Semi-Anarchy

With UneasyVan

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking.

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.


IP: uneasyvanilla.com

Version: 1.20.4

Website: https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/

Discord: https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord


Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you're seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!


Categories
Economy Vanilla

ZoroCraft

MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAh/cod7eJav5Fgts4FQ2jMM+o2qG35hRkMT8AZ04cP6iE+sA0+tltX7qHmvtCDi06U/DaOzri1e8xdw0ntplsvopPcbb48Z7Orkavo3vrquy4U3Gbi1YB2552w8PiQ09fOTASpF0Aw5vGIsNRqUsa12rssCN8DYOIHOeqMQCRu6p5htAQLw6IIpI7rvqWbl3LEdRgNgXjK8SGckF537v+FT/lLAYnEnzxSiDKpYJhDRt0ThXy2SWiTAr2frmok0ntd6lMaiSQn5oNw6NYFeocNSnKmDd9Hf/lBdB4P/Xl+PJ+sHxAnQEjoIEpSfKUIeRIZ4yTOIPSfIMfr3I1DStKLwIDAQAB

45.58.126.203


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Pve

GlowCraft

IP: Play.Glowcraft.org

Java:25565

Discord

Website

Youtube

Description:

GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea "Build Your Own Adventure" Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay.

Economy Focus:

We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game without having to support on the webstore. Some of our Perks include Crate Keys/Vote Rewards/Glow Sticks

Main Features:

Everything in the game is obtainable with Play or can be advanced with a donation on the store.

⛏ Jobs

*🏹 GlowQuest (Chapter 1) *Beta done – Being reworked

🌲 Season 3 Elemental (Released)

💑 Fully Player Run Economy

🛒 Chest Shops

⚡ Player Warps

🎁 In-Game Reward Shops

✅ Vote Shop

🎈 Pinata Parties

We're always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online


Categories
Survival

Primal Craft

Primal Craft a MCMMO Experience Join our discord to be apart of the greatest community on minecraft! https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj



Categories
Survival

Tarmerias

Welcome to our Minecraft server with Survival Slimefun! Are you ready for a challenging and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server offers a unique twist on the classic Survival mode with the addition of Slimefun, a plugin that adds hundreds of new items and crafting recipes to the game.

With Slimefun, you can create powerful tools, weapons, and machines that will give you an edge in your quest for survival. But beware, the challenges you face will be equally formidable. From hostile mobs to treacherous terrain, our Survival world is not for the faint of heart.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your journey. Our friendly and supportive community is always eager to welcome new players and help them navigate the world. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find something to enjoy on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your adventure in the world of Survival Slimefun. See you in game!

Tarmerias.shockbyte.me:25571


Categories
Skyblock

ElysianNetwork

Embark on an exhilarating journey in our Skyblock Minecraft server! Start with a single floating island, gather limited resources, and ingeniously expand your realm into a thriving oasis amidst the boundless sky. Collaborate with friends, conquer challenging tasks, and unlock new islands suspended in the void. With custom plugins, economy, and exciting events, every moment on our server is a test of creativity and resilience. Join us to redefine survival, high above the clouds. Your adventure awaits in the endless skies of Skyblock!

play.elysiannetwork.net


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Smp

TheProgressSmp

# Progress SMP PvP Rules:
## Level 1:
– Access: Diamond tools and iron armour(no enchants)
– Gap Cap: 8
– Pearl Cap: 1
– No potions allowed
– Allowed to carry up to 0 totems of undying
## Level 2:
– Access: Diamond tools(no enchants)
– Gap Cap: 16
– Pearl Cap: 4
– No potions allowed
– Allowed to carry up to 0totems of undying
– Can use experience bottles for minor XP boosts
## Level 3:
– Access: Diamond equipment and diamond tools(no enchants)
– Gap Cap: 32
– Pearl Cap: 8
– Allowed potions: Level 1 only
– Allowed to carry up to 1 totems of undying
– Can use experience bottles (32)
## Level 4:
– Access:enchanted diamond equipment diamond tools(low tier enchants)
– Access to basic enchanting (e.g., low-level enchantments)
– Gap Cap: 40
– Pearl Cap: 12
– Allowed potions: Level 1 only
– Allowed to carry up to 2 totems of undying
– Can use experience bottles (1 stack)
## Level 5:
– Access:enchanted diamond equipment diamond tools(high tier enchants)
– Same as Level 3, but:
– 64 golden apples
– 16 pearls
– Allowed potions: Level 1 only
– Allowed to carry up to 3 totems of undying
– Can use experience bottles (2 stacks)
## Level 6:
– Access: Netherite tools
– Allowed potion: Tier 2 strength only
– Allowed to carry up to 4 totems of undying
– Can use experience bottles (3 stacks)
## How am i supossed to get levels ?!?!
Well u can get levels by killing or crafting and upgrade orb.
## What if i die after level 1?
Ur banned, however u can be revived by your freinds after crafting the revive stick.

Categories
Anarchy Bedwars Economy Mini Games Pvp

Coconut MC

Coconut Network is a popular Minecraft Server, play your favourite minecraft at CoconutMC. Build and explore with multiple gamemodes – Anarchy, Economy, PVP, Bedwars and more… Join Now

coconutmc.world


Categories
Modded

ShadowRaptors Network

Welcome to ShadowRaptor Network! We are a Modded Minecraft server network that hosts Plastek, ATM Volcano Block, FTB Skies, FTB Inferno, All the Mods 7 – To the Sky and FTB OceanBlock servers, with a server that will feature our custom modpack, "Galactic Drive" on the way!

We are dedicated to creating a fun and stable environment to play the best that modded Minecraft has to offer, join our Discord to see more information about each of our servers!

Dedicated Server Hardware: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X | 128GB ECC RAM | Full NVME Storage

Server Location: Europe

We hope to see you on the server!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/GEhyhku

Owner: Zediious

Moderator: MohamdSaan

IP: atmvb.shadowraptor.net

Categories
Survival

The Great Escape

Brand new Silkspawners Slimefun server with jobs. We are currently accepting applications for staff . come join us we would love to see you .

TheGreatescape.apexmc.co


Categories
Lifesteal Raiding Survival

MyLifeSteal

Features for the Brave:

– Hearts System: Fight with honor and collect hearts from your fallen foes, but beware the consequences of defeat.
– No Land Claims: Stealthily build your base, hidden from prying eyes in a world where raiding is a constant threat.
– Thriving Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy with /shop — where your loot can turn to gold.
– Resource World & RTP: Discover endless resources in a self-regenerating world and teleport to new lands with /rtp.
– Fair Trade: A safe trading system lets you negotiate and exchange with confidence and ease.

mylifesteal.eu

Categories
Anarchy Economy Factions Pvp Roleplay Survival

Moundmakers

Become the ruler of a new dysnasty, or raid as a barbarian, become a legendary crafter or a shrewd merchant. Our server is a place to tell stories and build history.

Mounds.apexmc.co


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