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Corruption SMP {1.18.1} {Player Shops} {Player Warps} {Dynmap} {Vienminer/Timber} {Custom generation} {Extreme difficulty}

Friendly survival server
Dynmap
Chest claim
TPA
RTP
Homes
Discord
Magic Wands
Gsit
Graves
Cities
Timber
Player Warps
Player Shops
1.18.1
Vienminer
Land Claim
Ranks
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Drop Heads
Economy
Player Warps
Come join Corruption SMP, A modified survival server for just about anyone.
We have plugins that make the survival experience simple and fun for everyone!
Come join us at Corruptionsmp.apexmc.co
http://104.238.210.52:3306/
http://104.128.70.126:2913/
https://www.corruptionnetwork.com
https://corruption-smp.tebex.io/
Thanks!- Abom

Corruption V2:
  
  The growing of the corruption ceased due to the limited energy in the area. In search of said power, the islands have floated towards a new area. The world here is much different than Machadva, with new biomes and structures for people to find. The islands seem to be linked to this place, like it lived here long long ago. The settlers of Machadva followed the islands for unknown reasons. Explore the new region of Dorlandsvis in Corruption V2.

CORRUPTION V2
– Fixed multiple issues with plugins.
– Moved the server to a new area.
– Brand new non-vanilla structures and biomes.
– Insanely high difficulty (Harder mobs, bosses, new bosses/loot, pretty much for the worthy in Minecraft. [~6 hits to kill a normal zombie with a sharpness 10 netherite sword.])
– Shrank borders.
– 1.18.1
– Bedrock crossplay
– Realistic item dropping
– Hundreds of new advancements
– Fortune on diamonds nerf (at most get 2 diamonds per block)
– Netherite dungeons to make netherite mining harder and more interesting.
– Bundles can be crafted
– Nether portals can be any shape
– More statistics
– Wandering traders have a use now
– Blood moon (Makes mobs more dangerous)
– Festival night (Makes crops grow faster, axolotls and glow squids spawn on the surface.)
– Nether moon (Nether mobs invade the overworld.)
– Zombie horses can spawn.
– Glow berries make you glow
– Mark enemies with spyglasses.

tutorial on how to survive Corruption V2:
1. Don’t fight mobs. They will kill you.
2. Don’t let your ego take you over. That mob will kill you no matter what you do.
3. Don’t fight bosses with low gear, for example, the ender dragon can not be killed with stone equipment like it can in normal Minecraft.
4. Always overprepare.
5. Keep away from glowing mobs unless you 100% know what you’re doing.
6. Build a house as soon as possible. Make it strong. Blood moons can and will happen and you will not be able to sleep through the night.
7. Stick to large caves. Fortune isn’t as powerful so make sure to go for areas with multiple veins over strip mining.
8. End cities are nearly impossible without good tools. Be careful.
9. Team up, its the only way to survive.
10. Build walls, big walls around any cities or bases you have to protect yourself from blood moons.
11. Absolutely avoid any mobs possible early game. They are fast and strong and will kill you.
12. Try to get advancements, they usually come with rewards that will aid you during your survival.
13. Stay away from fortresses and large scary castles.
14. Netherite is both harder to find and comes with a surprise every time you find it. Get good gear before you go out.
15. Take a spyglass with you. They give you temporary night vision and can outline mobs for you and your teammates.
16. Stay safe and have fun.

Special thanks to:

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/terralith-overworld-evolved-100-biomes-caves-and-more/

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/blazeandcave-s-advancements-pack-1-12/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/1-14-x-improved-desert-village-datapack/

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/delta-hardcore/

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/gat-s-better-spyglass/
https://vanillatweaks.net/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/glowing-glow-berries/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/harder-ender-dragon-ex/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/tougher-end-biomes-and-encity-1-16-5/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/harder-better-faster-stronger-mobs-basically-a-mob-update/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/illager-fortresses-datapack-for-minecraft-1-14/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/lunar-events-5206182/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/nerf-of-fortune-on-diamond-ore-1-16-x/

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/netherite-dungeons/

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/reinforced-creatures-harder-mob-varients-v1-0/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/wither-s-wrath/
https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/zombie-horsemens-allows-zombie-horse-to-spawn/


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Kappemistic’s Refuge

this server is brand new and was launched with a team of only 3 players: 1 developer, 1 builder and 1 owner (me). Big thanks to the developer and builder for helping with the server! However it is nowhere near fully completed, therefore I suggest that you join the server discord[​link below] to be notified of any recent updates, bug fixes, and more!

FYI – Image gallery contains screenshots of the spawn island.

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Dirt Smp!

a cool survival smp!

discord for whitelist : discord.gg/AQcaJxjh

go into smp chat to type me your username

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Can you believe this is happening?

I can’t.

I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.

We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Hey, Adam.

Hey, Barry.

Is that fuzz gel?

A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.

You did come back different.

Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Hear about Frankie?

Yeah.

You going to the funeral?

No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.

Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That’s why we don’t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.

Well, Adam, today we are men.

We are!

Bee-men.

Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick our job today?

I heard it’s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Wonder what it’ll be like?

A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.

Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey!

That girl was hot.

She’s my cousin!

She is?

Yes, we’re all cousins.

Right. You’re right.

At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

What do you think he makes?

Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

What does that do?

Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.

Saves us millions.

Can anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.

But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully because you’ll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn’t know that.

What’s the difference?

You’ll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven’t had one day off in 27 million years.

So you’ll just work us to death?

We’ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

“What’s the difference?”

How can you say that?

One job forever?

That’s an insane choice to have to make.

I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We’re bees.

We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Check it out.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wow.

I’ve never seen them this close.

They know what it’s like outside The Hive.

Yeah, but some don’t come back.

Hey, Jocks!

Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You’re monsters!

You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

I wonder where they were.

I don’t know.

Their day’s not planned.

Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can’t just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That’s more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It’s just a status symbol.

Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you’re wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?

Aren’t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

Couple of Hive Harrys.

Let’s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Oh, my!

I never thought I’d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We’re hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Six miles, huh?

Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you’re not up for it.

Maybe I am.

You are not!

We’re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?

Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you’re interested in?

Well, there’s a lot of choices.

But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.

It’s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey!

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

I’m not trying to be funny.

You’re not funny! You’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

You’re gonna be a stirrer?

No one’s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.

I’m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let’s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!

I’m so proud.

We’re starting work today!

Today’s the day.

Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

Is it still available?

Hang on. Two left!

One of them’s yours! Congratulations!

Step to the side.

What’d you get?

Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Couple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

You want to go first?

No, you go.

Oh, my. What’s available?

Restroom attendant’s open, not for the reason you think.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

Sure, you’re on.

I’m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey’s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He’s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That’s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.

Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

I’m going out.

Out? Out where?

Out there.

Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

Look at that.

Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck’s restricted.

It’s OK, Lou. We’re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

Thank you.

OK.

You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy’s in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

That’s awful.

And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

Antennae, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Wings, check.

Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let’s move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I’m out!

I can’t believe I’m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.

It’s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

Ever see pollination up close?

No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.

See that? It’s a little bit of magic.

That’s amazing. Why do we do that?

That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Cool.

I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don’t we need those?

Copy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don’t know, but I’m loving this color.

It smells good.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Chemical-y.

Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Candy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

Guys!

This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama’s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Coming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don’t think these are flowers.

Should we tell him?

I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you’re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There’s a bee in the car!

Do something!

I’m driving!

Hi, bee.

He’s back here!

He’s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain. Can’t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don’t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What’s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don’t go for that… kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn’t talk to them. They’re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe what I say.

There’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out.

I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don’t kill him!

You know I’m allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I’m just saying all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I’m not scared of him.It’s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

You could put carob chips on there.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble. It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human.

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to.

Oh, I can’t do it. Come on!

No. Yes. No. Do it. I can’t.

How should I start it? “You like jazz?” No, that’s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I’m sorry. You’re talking.

Yes, I know.

You’re talking!

I’m so sorry.

No, it’s OK. It’s fine.

I know I’m dreaming. But I don’t recall going to bed.

Well, I’m sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you’re a bee!

I am. And I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn’t for you… I had to thank you. It’s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird. I’m talking with a bee.

Yeah.

I’m talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I’m grateful.

I’ll leave now.

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.

That’s very funny.

Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway… Can I… get you something?

Like what?

I don’t know. I mean… I don’t know. Coffee?

I don’t want to put you out.

It’s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

It’s just coffee.

I hate to impose.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

I shouldn’t.

Have some.

No, I can’t.

Come on!

I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Where?

These stripes don’t help.

You look great!

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[td width=]He’s making the tie in the cab as they’re flying up Madison.[/td]
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[td width=]He finally gets there.[/td]
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[td width=]He runs up the steps into the church.[/td]
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[td width=]The wedding is on.[/td]
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[td width=]And he says, “Watermelon?[/td]
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[td width=]I thought you said Guatemalan.[/td]
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[td width=]Why would I marry a watermelon?”[/td]
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[td width=]Is that a bee joke?[/td]
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[td width=]That’s the kind of stuff we do.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, different.[/td]
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[td width=]So, what are you gonna do, Barry?[/td]
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[td width=]About work? I don’t know.[/td]
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[td width=]I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can’t do it the way they want.[/td]
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[td width=]I know how you feel.[/td]
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[td width=]You do?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure.[/td]
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[td width=]My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.[/td]
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[td width=]Really?[/td]
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[td width=]My only interest is flowers.[/td]
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[td width=]Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.[/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, if you look… There’s my hive right there. See it?[/td]
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[td width=]You’re in Sheep Meadow![/td]
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[td width=]Yes! I’m right off the Turtle Pond![/td]
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[td width=]No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.[/td]
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[td width=]Why do girls put rings on their toes?[/td]
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[td width=]Why not?[/td]
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[td width=]It’s like putting a hat on your knee.[/td]
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[td width=]Maybe I’ll try that.[/td]
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[td width=]You all right, ma’am?[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, yeah. Fine.[/td]
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[td width=]Just having two cups of coffee![/td]
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[td width=]Anyway, this has been great.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks for the coffee.[/td]
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[td width=]Yeah, it’s no trouble.[/td]
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[td width=]Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Are you…?[/td]
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[td width=]Can I take a piece of this with me?[/td]
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[td width=]Sure! Here, have a crumb.[/td]
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[td width=]Thanks![/td]
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[td width=]Yeah.[/td]
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[td width=]All right. Well, then… I guess I’ll see you around. Or not.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Barry.[/td]
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[td width=]And thank you so much again… for before.[/td]
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[td width=]Oh, that? That was nothing.[/td]
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[td width=]Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…[/td]
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[td width=]This can’t possibly work.[/td]
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[td width=]He’s all set to go.[/td]
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[td width=]We may as well try it.[/td]
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[td width=]OK, Dave, pull the chute.[/td]
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[td width=]Sounds amazing.[/td]
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[td width=]It was amazing![/td]
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[td width=]It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.[/td]
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[td width=]Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans![/td]
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[td width=]What were they like?[/td]
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[td width=]Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]They eat crazy giant things.[/td]
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[td width=]They drive crazy.[/td]
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[td width=]Poodle.[/td]
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[td width=]Well…[/td]
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[td width=]Well?[/td]
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[td width=]Well, I met someone.[/td]
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[td width=]No, no, no, not a wasp.[/td]
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[td width=]I’m not attracted to spiders.[/td]
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Minecraft Survival 1.19 PvE, Economy, KeepInventory, GriefPrevention, A Creative World and Much More!

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NEW! Minecraft Survival 1.19 PvE, Economy, Plugins, And a FREE Creative World!
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Originally hosted for friends, but I’ve decided to start preparing it for the public. There are enough plugins to keep your base safe and the survival experience alive. Keep-inventory is turned on for now but that could change if enough people prefer that.

You can sell or buy diamonds for virtual “dollars” (the server currency) in spawn. Your money can be used to buy more claim blocks, to spend it in on items in player-shops or to spend it on other players in general.

There are virtual dimensions (Creative, Nether and End dimensions) which can be reset when necessary. Like that everybody can beat the End dragon. If a virtual world starts lagging the server It can be reset. Players can teleport back and forward in between all worlds since multicore-inventories keeps track of your inventories.

If enough people join I’ll upgrade the server RAM too of course, but that shouldn’t become an issue on short term.

Join our Discord for questions, have fun!


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AlassLand Smp

AlassLandNEW JAVA/BEDROCK CROSS PLAY SERVER V 1.19with /home /tpa /warp /shop and land claim and tlauncher is supported 24/7 everyone is welcome to join. the server is new so we dont have much players yet. the discord server is under construction. the ip is 54.39.28.18:25616


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ConquestLand [1.19]

ConquestLand is a 1.19 Java Factions Server With Season 1 beginning on June 28th, 2022. ConquestLand is a well-developed server with a donor shop, economy, auction house, kits, claiming system, ranks, integrated discord, upgradeable hoppers, upgradeable spawners, and more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net


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SparkMC

Welcome to SparkMC!
We offer towny survival with both Skyblock and Modded Survival in the works.
Kits, Crate, & More!

Join Us On Discord:
SparkMC Discord


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Mine Down Under – Australian Java/Bedrock Survival.

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with minedownunder.com:19132

There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.

We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F
Dynmap: minedownunder.com:8123
The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.


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Ronime server Minecraft

Server owner ‘Ronime’ hasn’t added a description yet. If this is your server, add a description to it in your account.

Ronime.aternos.me


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FeatherSMP

1.19 survival life steal friendly SMP no toxicity and no racism
or a ban ty for understanding. We hope you have the best time
if you need to join discord here is the link: discord.gg/zKY6szMRp7


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