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Lewd Minecraft Girlfriends

How to get a lewd girlfriend in Minecraft, the question has been asked many times. If I’m honest, I don’t actually have any idea how to get a lewd girlfriend in Minecraft and I never really did any research on it to be honest. It was a really shocking question too.

Lewd Minecraft girlfriend trying to sleep on a white bed after escaping from a creeper in Minecraft.

So a few months ago I found that someone had written a very insightful article about how to get a decent girlfriend at Minecraft – you know the type you get in real life when you get to be a good family man. I’ve been reading this since then and I must admit it’s helped me out just quite a bit. I mean I don’t have a girlfriend in Minecraft I’m going to go out with other people and I don’t even have much of a girlfriend at the moment so it helps.

Dating a girl in Minecraft on a very lewd server during summer event

I will continue playing Minecraft and I will find many girlfriend with cute breasts so that I can have a child in my Minecraft dungeon. I’m not joking.

Steve's Minecraft dungeon with auto milk machine powered by redstone

I know I’m making people uncomfortable but it’s just an honest, hard truth. The fact of the matter is people have no idea what they want. People talk about wanting to be the smartest, or the strongest, or the best, but that’s not my issue with people, I’m having the fucking worst time with everyone.

And because of this I’m going to use all my knowledge and skill to help you out and teach you a healthy lifestyle. So here are the steps that I take to create a life of abundance:

1) I use the words that I would like to be able to communicate. And the person’s brain is designed to accept these concepts as normal and not necessarily uncomfortable. Now how can I create a life of abundance that will be positive on myself, and positive for others? I take the first step, and I’ll be the first person to have a massive impact on this world.

2) I create a relationship with someone else whose brain has been designed to fit such a concept.


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