A little-moderated server, a haven for people who like to build and evil little characters alike.
This is more of a clown-based moderation system: If it’s funny, it happens. (Well, actually just don’t use hack clients, that’s about it.)
We’re a pretty new server, and I’m *not* looking for staff, so don’t ask. Or do, maybe it’ll be funny, at least for the first time.

Pure, unadulterated survival.

Get the trees while they’re still fresh or forever fall behind.
Little to no handholding. There’s not even a spawn hub.
You spawn in a desert, by the way.

Just like Grandma used to make them, too.
Server’s scuffed as all hell. Always has been.
There is no grief protection. In fact, griefing isn’t even against the rules. (rather, lack thereof… hehe.)
The community is about as good as you’re willing to make it.

An attempt to mix cozy friend-owned SMP servers with public anarchy.
Rules are lax, good jokes are encouraged, and at the end of the day: it’s all just a game.

join the discord (more info here!): discord.gg/yMgFJArmNh
join the madness through the IP above

https://streamable.com/k47aiq | https://streamable.com/6eqcgn | https://streamable.com/hf14dh

If you like Bed Wars and are a competitive PvP Player, please join our minigame server CTC. Similar to bed wars, you must protect your “Bed” (in this case obsidian). To destroy the enemies obsidian, you must capture the center.

As featured in the video, there are currently 8 kits: Grandma, Snowballer, Demolitionist, Archer, Spy, Builder, and Runner. Two new kits are being implemented: Tank and Engineer.

We’re looking for new players to provide input on kits, game design, and general beta testing. We’re also looking for builders. Staff positions available.

https://discord.gg/mRrentbAh2

We are a public LGBT+ SMP, who just opened our brand new 1.17.1 world

Grandma Katie (she) is a timeless bisexual grandma, who is in a happy polycule with Grandma Fiona (she) and newly found Grandma Ruth (she/they).

She has had this LGBT+ SMP since January 2020.

We have many possibilities! Build a great castle, become a mayor of a town, make stonks, anything your heart pleases.

LGBT+ Safe Space

Keeping you safe from nasty griefers, we have the plugins GriefDefender and CoreProtect, and keeping you safe from nasty LGBT+phobes, we have an active staff team with a zero tolerance to LGBT+-phobia of any kind.

We strive to be a cozy little safe corner of the big and scary internet. This means a zero-tolerance of drama, toxicity, mean spirited bullying, as well as debates, politics, bigotry and NSFW topics.

We are not experts, but most of the staff team happens to be LGBT+ identifying. You are not alone.

Technical Details

Central for the server, are the P-Warps for player made towns, markets and the like. They can be bought with in-game money.

We have both ranks that you can buy on the website with real money, but also ranks that you can buy with in-game money, keeping a balance between making the server financially sustainable, while not submitting to p2w mechanics.

You learn plugins as you go; You can just ask about them, or checkout our Guidebook!
Our 1.17.1 world is loaded in with custom terrain and structures through Terra, a terrain generator, and we have a custom ore generation. Below level 8, you can find deepslate, deepslate ores, calcite, tuff, amethyst and moss blocks.

Tumblr: https://grandmashouse.tumblr.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/M9rbHTm
Website: https://web.grandmas.house
Dynmap: http://map.grandmas.house/

ps. we are rat and frog friendly :3